Guess!!!

[damppanties]

Wouldn't that annoy the Belgiums?

Aren't they called the Belginims?

 

[NoJo]

Aren't they called the Belginims?

You're a bit of a Belginim yourself sometimes

 

[BarbarouSevil]

Aren't they called the Belginims?

They're called "Les Belgians."

The "e," "l," and "g" are silent, just like the "o" in "opossum." The word is pronounced "LesBians."

 

[kimbalee]

They're called "Les Belgians."

The "e," "l," and "g" are silent, just like the "o" in "opossum." The word is pronounced "LesBians."

hahahahahah... so that's who's on her porch...

 

[only_more_so]

Guess what was on my back porch this morning...

No prize but if anyone guesses correctly, I'll be quite astonished.

A baby?

A cow? (that was actually my first guess).

A present from a secret admirer?
- A basket of flowers
- A box of chocolates
- a dead mouse

 

[damppanties]

They're called "Les Belgians."

The "e," "l," and "g" are silent, just like the "o" in "opossum." The word is pronounced "LesBians."

But then, what about the residents of Lesbia...? This is all too confusing....

 

[BarbarouSevil]

But then, what about the residents of Lesbia...? This is all too confusing....

Also LesBians. Damn planet is just chock full of 'em, huh?

Anyway, the back porch. Chinese? (Guess covers both food and people)

 

[cheerful_deviant]

But then, what about the residents of Lesbia...? This is all too confusing....

BTW, the Lesbians (The muff divers, not the island residents) want their particles back since you're not using them.

 

[damppanties]

BTW, the Lesbians (The muff divers, not the island residents) want their particles back since you're not using them.

Who says I'm not using them?

 

[BarbarouSevil]

Fan mail from some flounder?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Who says I'm not using them?

If you are I want details.

 

[BarbarouSevil]

Fan mail from some flounder?

That was a guess for Glynndah's back porch. Nothing to do with LesBians.

 

[DesertPirate]

rabbit raisins
deer raisins
animal poop in general?

 

[kimbalee]

rabbit raisins
deer raisins
animal poop in general?

and on that thought... a flaming paper bag full of poop? lol

 

[TE999]

A nest of baby birds.






(Or a Lesbian Opossum )

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Did anyone say in laws? That's my guess if not.

 

[only_more_so]

Guess what was on my back porch this morning...

No prize but if anyone guesses correctly, I'll be quite astonished.

I'm just surprised no one has asked for clarification. You are referring to the literal back porch of your home, and not your back porch, right?

Because if it were the later, I would have to go with a ruby red lipstick kiss mark.

 

[glynndah]

A BLT sammich?
Bugs Bunny?
The One Ring To Rule Them All?
Fourteen incontinent smurfs?
Me, wrapped in toilet paper and bubble wrap?
Bon Jovi minus Jon?
A hairball and three dead racoons?
Sugar and spice and everything nice?
Belgium?
A suitcase full of blow?
Jimmy Hoffa, alive and well?

Oh, you were so very, very wrong. Sorry.

A from the good little witch.

an alligator/crocodile

No, I'm happy to report.

A from the good little witch.

It's the last one, Jimmy Hoffa, that's what who it was. He's been livin' out in the swamp with Pogo, Porkypine and Albert.

Not quite, but thank you for playing.

A from the good little witch.

And Elvis.

No, Elvis has left the porch long ago.

A from the good little witch.

Yeah! Elvis formed up Jimmy, Pogo, Porky and Albert into a new band called The Headwaters and they're goin' on tour with a new sound called Zydaco Gloop ('cause they's no rocks inna swamp). Good job CD and Kimmy, we figured her out.

A good guess, but no.

A from the good little witch.

Has to be Dubya and Barbra Steisand locked in an erotic embrace and drunk as lords.

Strangely enough, no.

A from the good little witch.

That Seanh guy passed out sloppy drunk with his underwear around his ankles, puke on his t-shirt and northern pike up his ass?

Ewwwww! No.

A from the good little witch.

 

[glynndah]

An old grey-haired black man with a pearl-handled cane holding a tin of Shinola?

Was he using it as hair conditioner? No.

A from the good little witch.

A baby?

A cow? (that was actually my first guess).

A present from a secret admirer?
- A basket of flowers
- A box of chocolates
- a dead mouse

No to all of those, sweetie.

A from the good little witch.

Also LesBians. Damn planet is just chock full of 'em, huh?

Anyway, the back porch. Chinese? (Guess covers both food and people)

No people or food of any ethnicity.

A from the good little witch.

That parcel wrapped in brown paper with the toys you have been hoping for?

By the way, there was an electric ukulele at my side door when I got home this evening! Oh boy!

No, those always come to the front porch. I have a ukelele, but it's acoustic.

A from the good little witch.

Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket, in purple, with rechargeable batteries and a side of Otis Spunkmeyer chocolate chip cookies, still warm from the oven.

No, but if I send you my address...

A from the good little witch.

 

[glynndah]

Fan mail from some flounder?

Not a fish, sweetie.

A from the good little witch.

rabbit raisins
deer raisins
animal poop in general?

No excrement of any kind.

A from the good little witch.

and on that thought... a flaming paper bag full of poop? lol

See above answer.

A from the good little witch.

A nest of baby birds.

(Or a Lesbian Opossum )

Close but no cigar. The nest, not the possum with the alternative lifestyle.

A from the good little witch.

Did anyone say in laws? That's my guess if not.

No, she comes through the front door.

A from the good little witch.

I'm just surprised no one has asked for clarification. You are referring to the literal back porch of your home, and not your back porch, right?

Because if it were the later, I would have to go with a ruby red lipstick kiss mark.

My house, not me.

A from the good little witch.

 

[glynndah]

Last chance for guesses!!!

I'll post the answer in 5 minutes.

A from the good little witch.

 

[kimbalee]

oh... please say it is not a nest of a rodent of some sort... I hate mice!

 

[DesertPirate]

I'll post the answer in 5 minutes.

A from the good little witch.

A litter of puppies?

or kittens?

 

[kimbalee]

A litter of puppies?

or kittens?

good guesses... I bet it's one of them... probably the kittens.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

good guesses... I bet it's one of them... probably the kittens.

Puppies are easier to find homes for.