guess where i've been

[seXieleXie]

Janet Weiss I was feeling done in
Couldn't win
I'd only ever kissed before


Columbia You mean she?

Magenta Uh huh

Janet WeissI thought there's no use getting
Into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble
And seat wetting
Now all I want to know
Is how to go
I've tasted blood and I want more


Magenta and Columbia More, more, more!

Janet Weiss I'll put up no resistance
I want to stay the distance
I've got an itch to scratch
I need assistance
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night


Then if anything grows
While you pose
I'll oil you up
And rub you down


Magenta and Columbia Down, down, down!

Janet Weiss And that's just one small fraction
Of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand
And I need action
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night


Columbia Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me

Magenta I wanna be dirty

Columbia Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

Magenta Creature of the night

Janet WeissOh, touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night


Rocky Horror Creature of the night

Brad Majors Creature of the night?

Dr. Frank-N-Furter Creature of the night

Magenta Creature of the night

Riff Raff Creature of the night

Columbia Creature of the night

Rocky Horror Creature of the night

Janet WeissCreature of the night!




that's right kids. while the good girls were at easter vigil mass i was enjoying some late night debauchery at the hands of an all female live production of the rocky horror picture show.

who has good rhps stories? i'll show you mine if you show me yours

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Ahhhhh the memories of dressing up in costume and going to an old movie theatre in the early 1980's to watch that movie every week for a 11pm showing.

We used to have water guns and squirt each other when it was raining on screen and when Rocky threw the drink over his sholder.......

We threw rice around for the wedding part.....

We had cooked toasted that got thrown around when the toast was made at the dinner table......

When the narrator used to do his bit we all used to yell "Fuck Off"

The theatre was a mess by the end of the movie, I'd hate to be the cleaner.....

Damn they were fun days....

 

[freescorfr]

Explains why the house was wrecked when I got back from midnight Mass then.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Explains why the house was wrecked when I got back from midnight Mass then.

lol, you wanna lives in castles without good sercurity, lol

 

[freescorfr]

No it was the kids, TH. I don't think it was rhm. GTA3, probably.

I live near La Trappe - the foundation abbey of the cistercians - really calm and soothing, plain chant and all the works. When I get home, no-body in sight, but they'd had the water pistols. I've yet to do a head-count. The dog's up.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

No it was the kids, TH. When I get home, no-body in sight, but they'd had the water pistols. I've yet to do a head-count. The dog's up.

Mine are still under the age of 10 so I still have some control.

 

[freescorfr]

Mine are still under the age of 10 so I still have some control.

When mine were younger they uses to make bows and arrows and go hunting in the forest. One day, after weeks of catching nothing at all, but tales of deer and wild boar, whey came back with a litlle rabbit - dead, skewered.


I congratulated them profusely on their hunter-gatherer prowess.

Some time after, when I was walking past a farm with the littlest, she said, Dad, that's where that little bunny came from. She pointed to the farmer's rabbit hutches.

The boys had set it free and shot it.

But, TH, I pride myself on my relationships with my kids.


All behaviour is a form of language. I've simply got to make out what it means.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

The boys had set it free and shot it.

Is this the time to confess what I did to the neigbours duck when I was a kid lol

 

[Mischka]

who has good rhps stories? i'll show you mine if you show me yours

The first time I went to RHPS, all my guy friends borrowed my bras, thigh highs and dresses. I didn't dress up, but my friends made sure to point out that I was a RHPS virgin, so I was brought up to the stage, where I was bent over Rocky's knee and spanked in front of the audience. It was pretty cool.

 

[freescorfr]

Is this the time to confess what I did to the neigbours duck when I was a kid lol

What TH? It's not a group sex with biblies story?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

What TH? It's not a group sex with biblies story?

You forgot to add the *tongue in cheek* icon at the end of your post, lol

 

[freescorfr]

Re: Re: guess where i've been

The first time I went to RHPS, all my guy friends borrowed my bras, thigh highs and dresses. I didn't dress up, but my friends made sure to point out that I was a RHPS virgin, so I was brought up to the stage, where I was bent over Rocky's knee and spanked in front of the audience. It was pretty cool.

Public spanking, Mishka, and the humiliation fo being improperly dressed when dressed normally! Wow! that's fodder for your tharapists.

 

[freescorfr]

You forgot to add the *tongue in cheek* icon at the end of your post, lol

Well TH what about the duck - you can't avoid the confession so easily - look at Mishka!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Well TH what about the duck - you can't avoid the confession so easily - look at Mishka!

Forgive me Freescorfr for I have sinned......

In my teenage years I shot the neighbours duck and plucked it and told my mum it was a present from the farmer down the road..... the bloody thing made far to much noise!

Am I gonna hell now.....

 

[freescorfr]

Forgive me Freescorfr for I have sinned......

In my teenage years I shot the neighbours duck and plucked it and told my mum it was a present from the farmer down the road..... the bloody thing made far to much noise!

Am I gonna hell now.....

More likely, you know how things repeat themselves in families, you can expect your kids to bring you a present from the farmer any day.

I asked our farmer's wife if I could borrow her cock, since I don't want one of our own - like your duck, I'd kill it if it made any noise.

But I'd like some chicks, and so, I think, would our hens.

She said I was nuts and didn't I know that cocks stuck with their own harem. Have you ever heard that? I thought that if you gave a cock the sight of a randy hen it would be on it right away.
Not so she says.

I just feel it's cruel on the hens.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

More likely, you know how things repeat themselves in families, you can expect your kids to bring you a present from the farmer any day.

Just as well I was joking about shooting the duck then... my Dad would have shot me if I had used his rifle when he was not around.......

 

[freescorfr]

Just as well I was joking about shooting the duck then... my Dad would have shot me if I had used his rifle when he was not around.......

You caught me there TH - I just have this image of South of the Equator, descendents of exportees, living in the bush, eating raw bilby flesh and shooting ducks with their dad's guns.

You'll tell me next that you go on Lit and tease the men. -- got that wink in the end!

 

[AusTess]

ohhhhhhhh.

My cousin took me to see Rocky Horror.

I was 15 i think.

We stopped at a pub for tea before the show and i had my first alcoholic drink.
A tequila sunrise cos i thought it would be cool.
I hadda try an drink it without grimacing.


We had front row seats,and to be honest i dont remember a great deal.
The drink affected me a little more than i expected.

I remember hanging my feet over the rails that surrounded the sunken pit thingie where the band played.i KNOW there is a name for that place but i'm drawing a blank,sorry.*L*

When the show was over and i went to stand up,i couldn't move my legs.
Some smartarse in the band had tied my shoelaces around the rail.

 

[Draco]

Ahhhhh the memories of dressing up in costume and going to an old movie theatre in the early 1980's to watch that movie every week for a 11pm showing.

We used to have water guns and squirt each other when it was raining on screen and when Rocky threw the drink over his sholder.......

We threw rice around for the wedding part.....

We had cooked toasted that got thrown around when the toast was made at the dinner table......

When the narrator used to do his bit we all used to yell "Fuck Off"

The theatre was a mess by the end of the movie, I'd hate to be the cleaner.....

Damn they were fun days....

Every Fri/Sat night at mid-night at the old Cloisters Theatre in the Arts Center in CH-CH. Toast, water pistols, rice, the whole nine yards. It was great, costumes and all....ah, the good old days.

Tess, its called the Orchestra pit

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I was on LSD the only time someone took me to see RHPS.

I didn't notice anything all that unusual.

 

[Jimi]

Ahhhhh the memories of dressing up in costume and going to an old movie theatre in the early 1980's to watch that movie every week for a 11pm showing.

We used to have water guns and squirt each other when it was raining on screen and when Rocky threw the drink over his sholder.......

We threw rice around for the wedding part.....

We had cooked toasted that got thrown around when the toast was made at the dinner table......

When the narrator used to do his bit we all used to yell "Fuck Off"

The theatre was a mess by the end of the movie, I'd hate to be the cleaner.....

Damn they were fun days....

They were GREAT daze... my buddy, Ken, wore a tux..

I was usually higher than a garter on Tim curries leg...

Trannsexual, transvestite from TRAN-SYL-vania! WooHoo!

 

[riff]

Love it. Almost rented it last week.

Richard O'Brien played Riff-Raff, yes? No, this is not where my name comes from, but all connotations are valid.

"Frankenfurter, it's all over! You mission is a failure....."

I had a huge crush on Susan Sarandon. Still do.

Someone straighten out my lyrics:

So you got caught in a trap
Well how about that
You both look like you're pretty groovy
No reason to look so dismal
Or if your feeling abyssmal
Maybe we can take in an old Steve Reeves movie?


(I need straigtening out. Help me.)

 

[seXieleXie]

hmmm... sounds like my experiance was a little more wild than the rest of you.... first of all the actors were mostly naked for the entire show, and at the end there was some full on nudity.
they played games with us throughout. the game i played was... well, interesting.

you were paired up with a boy and the first thing you had to do was stand in front of him holding a banana over your crotch. the guy got on his knees and put a condom on the banana.... using his mouth. then the guys sat in a chair and the girls had to eat a kiwi from between their legs.

it was good clean fun i tell ya

the winners (me and my partner, of course) got to lick whipped cream off the mistress of cerimonies. at that point she was wearing only a black leather g-string, a bra and thigh high black leather boots.

 

[seXieleXie]

oh! i almost forgot to tell everyone what i wore!

i had on a black skirt that was too long to be trashy (knee length), so i pinned it up to make it shorter. i wore a bright red bra (the one in my christmas avitar) and a black tank top that covered a lot less than the bra. and i wore my knee high boots. it was good stuff

 

[Maiden-hunter]

Damm the live shows of rhps in the uk arnt that much fun (tho before I read this thread I thought they were ) I'm moving to where seXieleXie is