Guess the age of the Litster above you

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Thankfully everyone here is of legal age (although some of us, just barely)
Anyway, this is a half-baked idea for a thread, I look forward to it dying due to someone's hubris just like the catfishermen
The litster above me is 29. Since this website started in '96. Well before I was born...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This is the most sapiosexual thread I’ve ever seen. It’s too bad you’re far too young for me at somewhere in your early 20’s..

 

[positiveflirt]

This is the most sapiosexual thread I’ve ever seen. It’s too bad you’re far too young for me at somewhere in your early 20’s..

Monkey is 44.542368 (rounded up)

 

[cheekygirl75]

Monkey is 44.542368 (rounded up)

MIght be cheating but his bio says he was born in the 80s... I'm going to assume 1980s not 1880s, so he's probably about 42

 

[Dearelliot]

Cheeky Girl is 37

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

MIght be cheating but his bio says he was born in the 80s... I'm going to assume 1980s not 1880s, so he's probably about 42

He could be a vampire!

@cheekygirl75 is definitely 75. She creates a new profile every year on her birthday. Usually while drunk. Explains a lot really.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Cheeky Girl is 37

What?!?! She has to be 75!

 

[MandaPandaa]

What?!?! She has to be 75!

He's clearly barely 27. Still such a young'un. He was just tutoring someone in math like a couple years ago.

 

[lavendersilk]

39. But the beard looks to be about 7 and a half.

 

[cactusjack0584]

39. But the beard looks to be about 7 and a half.

Easy she is definitely 29 and 3/4

 

[chame1eon]

34

 

[AmberLGreen]

1 eon which is several hundred million to two billion years

Just very old

 

[LIDiver]

Amber is approximately 1,388,505,888,880,412,137 nanoseconds
(give or take a nanosecond).

 

[Cat]

LIDiver... Oh, age... 43?

 

[deft]

LIDiver... Oh, age... 43?

Like Nature Herself… ageless, yet immortal…

 

[Fazer600]

Like Nature Herself… ageless, yet immortal…

28

 

[Peter_Out]

With his birth date in his profile this is just too easy. He's 26 again.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Around 2000 years old, give or take. He just has a good skincare routine.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Around 2000 years old, give or take. He just has a good skincare routine.

35 or 37. Never 36.

 

[cactusjack0584]

35 or 37. Never 36.

Hmm interesting… because I don’t listen well…
I’m gonna say 36.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

35 or 37. Never 36.

26ish give or take

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Hmm interesting… because I don’t listen well…
I’m gonna say 36.

41 -1/2

 

[AmberLGreen]

70

 

[AmberLGreen]

not good with numbers but pretty sure she has been around since the dawn of fucking time... wrinkled old prune

Almost correct. I am fucking all the time

He is 12 and hasn’t quite hit puberty yet

 

[Wand3rlust]

21