Guess the age of the Litster above you

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Thankfully everyone here is of legal age (although some of us, just barely)
Anyway, this is a half-baked idea for a thread, I look forward to it dying due to someone's hubris just like the catfishermen
The litster above me is 29. Since this website started in '96. Well before I was born...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This is the most sapiosexual thread I’ve ever seen. It’s too bad you’re far too young for me at somewhere in your early 20’s..

 

[positiveflirt]

This is the most sapiosexual thread I’ve ever seen. It’s too bad you’re far too young for me at somewhere in your early 20’s..

Monkey is 44.542368 (rounded up)

 

[cheekygirl75]

Monkey is 44.542368 (rounded up)

MIght be cheating but his bio says he was born in the 80s... I'm going to assume 1980s not 1880s, so he's probably about 42

 

[Dearelliot]

Cheeky Girl is 37

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

MIght be cheating but his bio says he was born in the 80s... I'm going to assume 1980s not 1880s, so he's probably about 42

He could be a vampire!

@cheekygirl75 is definitely 75. She creates a new profile every year on her birthday. Usually while drunk. Explains a lot really.

 

[_BassAckwards_]

MIght be cheating but his bio says he was born in the 80s... I'm going to assume 1980s not 1880s, so he's probably about 42

Assuming the 75 in her name is her birth year, so she is 25?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Cheeky Girl is 37

What?!?! She has to be 75!

 

[MandaPandaa]

What?!?! She has to be 75!

He's clearly barely 27. Still such a young'un. He was just tutoring someone in math like a couple years ago.

 

[_BassAckwards_]

He's clearly barely 27. Still such a young'un. He was just tutoring someone in math like a couple years ago.

She claims to be a perpetual 35 yr old. Who am I to argue with that!

 

[lavendersilk]

39. But the beard looks to be about 7 and a half.

 

[cactusjack0584]

39. But the beard looks to be about 7 and a half.

Easy she is definitely 29 and 3/4

 

[chame1eon]

34

 

[AmberLGreen]

1 eon which is several hundred million to two billion years

Just very old

 

[LIDiver]

Amber is approximately 1,388,505,888,880,412,137 nanoseconds
(give or take a nanosecond).

 

[Cat]

LIDiver... Oh, age... 43?

 

[deft]

LIDiver... Oh, age... 43?

Like Nature Herself… ageless, yet immortal…

 

[Fazer600]

Like Nature Herself… ageless, yet immortal…

28

 

[Peter_Out]

With his birth date in his profile this is just too easy. He's 26 again.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Around 2000 years old, give or take. He just has a good skincare routine.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Around 2000 years old, give or take. He just has a good skincare routine.

35 or 37. Never 36.

 

[cactusjack0584]

35 or 37. Never 36.

Hmm interesting… because I don’t listen well…
I’m gonna say 36.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

35 or 37. Never 36.

26ish give or take

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Hmm interesting… because I don’t listen well…
I’m gonna say 36.

41 -1/2

 

[AmberLGreen]

70