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islandman said:I see Hanns 2.0 has finally been released.
He's current history that you're already repeating...read his work and see where's its gotten himmakemecumloudly said:whom is the Hanns?
Is he like your king or something?
makemecumloudly said:whom is the Hanns?
Is he like your king or something?
are we supposed to pay for this lame ass comedic attempt?islandman said:Every kingdom has its jesters. Hanns is ours. Except he enjoys getting reamed up the ass on a daily basis. Thankfully, he now has you to share that burden with him.
Welcome to Literotica. In 21 posts, you've already marked yourself as irrelevant.
Someone call Guinness' Book of World Records.
k¡tty said:Hann's at least has brief flashes of wit and humor, this dude is making the mistake of believing that he's the first nitwit to come in like gangbusters.
makemecumloudly said:are we supposed to pay for this lame ass comedic attempt?
Fuck, I want a refund.
bluespoke said:Nitwit? That's a bit too generous Kitty!
damn, you've got some nice tits.k¡tty said:Hann's at least has brief flashes of wit and humor, this dude is making the mistake of believing that he's the first nitwit to come in like gangbusters.
thanks, here is one for you.islandman said:lame
adj. lam·er, lam·est
1. Weak and ineffectual; unsatisfactory: a lame attempt to apologize; lame excuses for not arriving on time.
You should commit this word to memory. You'll be seeing it a lot. I'd also bone up on the words "pathetic" and "fucktard", if I were you.
k¡tty said:Ay but somedays I'm kind and giving.
He's a bit of an attention whore, don't ya think?

makemecumloudly said:thanks, here is one for you.
irrelavent, look it up, I am sure your pic is there.
I know, but then again, why waste brain power on some middle aged hater.islandman said:That's sad.
I used this word to describe you several posts up. If you're going to play, at least bring your imagination to bear.
makemecumloudly said:I know, but then again, why waste brain power on some middle aged hater.
Really, its not worth my effort or time. I was seriously hoping you'd just slither away like a slimey slug grabbling to hang onto someone that is both seen and heard.
I needed to bring some god damned salt I see.
cause you seem to be lost like that.islandman said:But why would I want to attach myself to yesterday's news?
bluespoke said:This is the dumbed down version. Only half the half wit!
makemecumloudly said:cause you seem to be lost like that.
how sad....