He certainly does sound rather... bummed.
It seems rather... cheeky... of him.
Perhaps he should put his troubles... behind... him?
It must really be a pain in the... arse.
It's just soooooo much fun swallowing flammable substances that slur your speech, destroy brain cells, impair your motor skills, make you act like an idiot, and throw up all over your shoes. The next day you make a remorseful deal with God in exchange for physical relief, but of course do it all over again first chance you get.