Grin

Hot damn! A Friday Night Slap Fight. I'm gonna nuke a bag of popcorn. :D
 
Glad you feel that way. I'll have you stand in front of me, because when I tell a peasant that, he . . .

Why am I reminded of King Arthur's encounter with the Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

"It's just a flesh wound." :D
 
Why am I reminded of King Arthur's encounter with the Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

"It's just a flesh wound." :D

Because you're old? I frequently think of that too.
 
Because you're old? I frequently think of that too.

Well, yeah. I'd call 72 old. If I was a dog I'd be dead; a tortoise, a teenager. It's all relative.

It's creepy how much of that movie I can recite from memory. :rolleyes:
 
Well, yeah. I'd call 72 old. If I was a dog I'd be dead; a tortoise, a teenager. It's all relative.

It's creepy how much of that movie I can recite from memory. :rolleyes:

That's almost old enough to be my father! :eek:





:D
 
The knight with the twisted lance left the field it seems. I think he was limping. :D

That ruler across the knuckles smarts. :cool:
 
Well, no it's not. Yet something else you can't absorb. It's a privately owned site. And the owners say they'll tolerate a lot--but not totally free speech. And they and the moderators do erase stuff now and again.

Laurel even slaps someone down occasionally herself. And the last time she did that, it wasn't me . . . it wasn't even Scouries . . . it was . . . (wait for it, drum roll) . . . you, Lovecraft68, just a couple of days ago--for making one of your off-the-wall swiftboating slurs. :D

(My guess is that she's getting tired of you claiming she's cheating the contests.)

Interesting I recall no slap down.

And that assertion is not so wild as you think.

Its been discussed before in other forums ones you don't go to because they would send you running with your tail between your legs.

I think all anyone has to do if they gave a shit is make a list of all your detractors and try to decide if its all of them who are wrong and not you.

Its funny because a lot can be learned not so much in what people say in posts but other variables that go with it.

And I find it quite telling that someone with all your vast accomplishments, if you had any, that is.

Would be spending so much time pounding their chest on a free story site, going out of their way to make themselves sound superior and talking of thei alleged success

If so successful why be here Pilot? You allegedly have like 12 jobs, but are here 24/7 in between those 12 jobs and writing 20k a day one would think you would barely have time to post.

But you have no real world success. Every pen name you have dropped here sells crap.

But wait, you have tons of "mainstream" success, but its under a pen name you will never mention here.

Just like you have a sea of red "H" but of course under a handle you won;t divulge here.

So from what everyone can publicly see.....you pretty much suck. But of course all your success is placed conveniently where no one can see it.

Maybe if you spent more time actually working than telling everyone how much you work you would be on more than 5 "favorites" pages on smashwords after almost 3 years of publishing.

Anyway here's a bump for your petty I went running like a snitch thread.

You may care what people think, because you have to this forum is your life.

I have a real one.
 
Hot damn! A Friday Night Slap Fight. I'm gonna nuke a bag of popcorn. :D

Yes, but sadly the first part of the slap fight where others were slapping at our resident old lady was erased or esle he would never started this thread.

Absolutely amazing that in a setting where no one will ever meet that there are still cowards. And that grown men need others to fight there battles even on line ones.
 
Damn! I thought this was a thread about drinking. I thought it said "GIN", not grin. I was hoping the Pilot finally losened up a little bit.:(

Pilot, you know I love your writing, but can't you stop waving a red flag in front of LC68's bull? My goodness, you have more titles in front of your name (Colonel, Dr...) than anyone else on this thread. Can't you be more magnanimous to us mere mortals?

Was I supposed to grin? I still see GIN for the title of this thread.:D

So where's the Gin Thread? Why don't we have one? I need Gin more that Grins...
 
Pilot, you know I love your writing, but can't you stop waving a red flag in front of LC68's bull? My goodness, you have more titles in front of your name (Colonel, Dr...) than anyone else on this thread. Can't you be more magnanimous to us mere mortals?



So where's the Gin Thread? Why don't we have one? I need Gin more that Grins...

You need to be more observant. I'm reactive, not proactive. You need to be talking to the bull.

I'm not a fan of gin. My mother's drink was gin and Coke and so many turned up their noses when hearing that's what she drank that I immediately went to bourbon. Nothing hard now, though. I stick to wine.
 
Hey everyone feel free to take a look at the mod question from a newbie thread and look at pilot being his usual sarcastic asshole self. Him in a nutshell.
 
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