Greatest Turn OFF...

[LordMagicMan]

well we have a greatest turn on, its only fair to have a turn off section.

though a string like this is probably buried somewhere. i thought i would start my own.



farting in bed

pushing me away when i want to kiss you

being affraid to hug in public

unshaven legs ... well not always.

talking about ex's

the smell of <b>cheap</b> perfume

theres more but i would like to hear what others have to say.

 

[Ally C]

There is a big switch in a cupboard at the bottom of the stairs. It says "ON", but when I turn it to "OFF" all electrical appliances cease to work in my house. It's so immediate that I'd say this was my greatest turn off.

Don't let me near a power station.

 

[Kuddles]

A few turn offs...

bad breath

no foreplay (when I'm not in the mood for a quickie)

long fingernails (on men of course)

body odor

 

[Mistress]

Do not call me slut,whore,or bitch in bed!!

Do not stick your tongue in my ear!

Oh, and do not use the words pussy,cunt, or snatch while during sex either..pussy can be used just not often.

Many others but...lets leave it at those two.

 

[LordMagicMan]

takes notes

 

[Isolde]

1) Man with an uncontrollable temper or jealousy.

2) Not caring if I orgasm during sex...I may not all the time but I want him to want me to.

3)Asking a ton of questions during making love...if you want to know if I like it than try it and I will let you know when or if to stop.

 

[DarlingBri]

Do not call me slut,whore,or bitch in bed!!

Do not stick your tongue in my ear!

Oh, and do not use the words pussy,cunt, or snatch while during sex either..pussy can be used just not often.

You can do all those things in my bed Well, not you, but you know what I mean.

I do not like men who give a play by play commentary. I'm there; I know what's going on, thanks.

I can't stand it when a lover tries to show off for hours on end. This is not the London marathon. Finish already.

Lovers who share details with buddies. This is not a highschool locker room, and if I wanted your guy friends panting all over me, I'd be fucking them, not you.

 

[Mistress]

LOL! Now..if the guy knows its good..I dont mind him bragging alittle hehe

 

[cymbidia]

Dirty ears. Actually, not being squeaky clean in general, i guess. Well, except for a dirty mind. I really really like that in a partner.

Timidity and its accompanying fear of trying something new. So what if we don't like it and end up laughing at ourselves?

(BTW, i've only shaved my legs once in my life, LMM. I'm very blonde, and my body hair is light and sparse and fine and soft. People simply don't notice i don't shave my legs unless i point it out.)

 

[indyweasel]

We all think we are the bomb.. We have you women here to try and bring us back to reality.

btw) I have a tongue that doesnt know how to stop

 

[Mistress]

I know!

 

[KillerMuffin]

freakjobs and nutwads.

 

[Bob Peale]

Reticence.

If there is something you like to do/have done, tell me.
If there is something you don't like to do/have done, tell me.
If there is something you'd like to try, tell me.

I'm not the Amazing Kresken (ok, so maybe I am Amazing...); help a brother out!

 

[bluntforcemama]

Umm.... my biggest turn off is people who are too full of themselves. Stupid questions in bed, like "Did you shave your legs recently?" or "When's the last time you took a shower." I know, I know... it's weird.

 

[Expertise]

Freakjobs, Nutwads and Flannel GOD I HATE FLANNEL. Put THE most sexually appealing woman in the world in flannel and I don't want to play anymore.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Expertise]

Yes I do CB. Further I think a woman in a flannel shirt and faded jeans can be incredibly sexy...... but in bed, NO FLANNEL.

No flannel nighties, sheets etc. I repeat NO FLANNEL.

 

[Stormy]

Greatest turnoffs...........

...cold hands(unless you are creative on how to warm them up), dirty fingernails, halatosis...in no particular order.

 

[nipple_vixen]

My Husband.

oh, and ass-slappers.

;-)

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I have no patience for women who insist on telling me how much of a bitch they can be or how talented they are or generally sprinkle their conversation with likewise advertisements for their empowerment capabilities. (Pretty much any woman who's ever yelled at the audience on Jerry Springer, and nearly every actress I've ever met.)

Don't tell me, show me. And if you can't show me, blow me.

Hmm. I like that. Think I'll put that on one of Todd's T-shirts.

 

[Mistress]

nipple_vixen

LOL! Snuggles you tight! That was cute!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Nothing!

Except Myself sometimes

If I Feel Icky, I am The BIGGEST Turn Off.
If I Feel Out Of Sorts In ANY Way (Not Too Often) Then I am My Own Worst Turn Off!

Then, Of Course, there are smelly feet And Men Who Don't Take their socks off when making love!

Knocking Boots, LOL, This is ok. Just Not Knocking Socks.

 

[Mistress]

Irk ,me bf does that sometimes...I dont see how hard it is to take off the damn socks!

 

[indyweasel]

Why do we need to take anything off?? Sometimes we just have to have you as we are.

 

[DarlingBri]

You want to drow trou and have a go, that's fine.... but if you take everything else off and just leave the socks on, you look really, really... well...

<bursts out laughing>