Great Song Titles

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It happens ever so often. I turn on the radio and hear something, well, forgettable, but then the announcer say That was [some boring band] with [kickass song title]... And I can't help thinking how much cooler the world would have been if someone with actual talent had thought of making a song called that instead.

I thought I'd share some good song titles I heard this week. The list contains actual good songs too, but the title is what it'all about.:

"Fight Music" (D12)
"The Inevitable Return of The Great White Dope" (Bloodhound Gang)
"How The West Was Won And Where It Got Us" (REM)
"Everything Burns" (Anastacia)
"Shadow Stabbing" (Cake)
"Smile Like You Mean It" (Killers)


Well, I think they sound cool, at least. Add some, if you got them.
 
Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters is a great song title.
I'm listening to the Indigo Girls cover of it on their new release, Rarities, right now!
 
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me (than a frontal lobotomy). Randy Hanzlik (artist).
 
Wanna Make You Wet
She's Got Skilz
Peaches and Cream
 
"The Misinterpretation Of Silence And Its Disastrous Consequences" - Type O Negative

"Everyone I Love Is Dead" - Type O Negative

"My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" - Type O Negative

"Unsuccessfully Coping With The Natural Beauty Of Infidelity" - Type O Negative

:D

I love Pete, Kenny, Josh and Johnny.
 
Desperate But Not Serious- Adam and the Ants- I always thought this title was a good description of teenage lust...
 
I Wish I Was Queer (So I Could Get Chicks)
The Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying
Both by the Bloodhound Gang

My band has a song called, "How Can I Love You If You Won't Lay Down". I like that one a lot. :)
 
Boota said:
I Wish I Was Queer (So I Could Get Chicks)
The Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying
Both by the Bloodhound Gang

My band has a song called, "How Can I Love You If You Won't Lay Down". I like that one a lot. :)


gotta love it, dude!
 
"Every Planet We Reach Is Dead" (Gorillaz)
"What New York Couples Fight About" (Morcheeba)

and two of the best ever:
"The Physical Impossibility Of Death In The Mind Of Jerry Springer" and
"Ladies For Compassionate Lynching" (Chumbawamba)
 
"The Sun has got his hat on (and he's coming out today)"

"Gilly Gilly Ossenfeffer Katzenellen Bogen By The Sea" Max Bygraves.

"I Can't Tell A Waltz From A Tango"
"Never Do A Tango With An Eskimo"
"Willie Can" Alma Cogan

"Got My Beer In The Sideboard Here (The Sideboard Song)"
"Gertcha"
"Rabbit" Chas and Dave

"Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West)" Benny Hill

"The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You" Bryan Adams

"Falling In Love (Is Hard On The Knees)" Aerosmith

Og
 
"She Won't Get Under Me Till I Get Over You"-Best Kissers In The World

"Sri Lanka Sex Hotel" -Dead Milkmen

"Life Is Shit" -Dead Milkmen

"Wynona's Big Brown Bever" -Primus

"Can I Take My Gun To Heaven?" -Cracker

"Don't Fuck Me Up(With Peace and Love)"-Cracker

"Take The Skinheads Bowling" and "Joe Stallin's Cadillac"-Camper Van Beethoven

:D
 
Every song in Roger Waters' The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking, especially "Apparently They Were Travelling Abroad" and "Arabs With Knives and West German Skies".

"I Oughtta Give You a Shot in the Head for Making Me Live in a Dump Like This" by Shivaree
 
David Bowie has some interesting song titles:

Cygnet Committee
Buddha of Suburbia
Chant of the Ever-Circling Skeletal Family
God Knows I'm Good
I Pity the Fool :D
I'm Afraid of Americans
Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
The Wild Eyed Boy From Freecloud
Voyeur Of Utter Destruction (As Beauty)
Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed
 
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds:

- "The Moon Is In The Gutter"
- "The Six Strings That Drew Blood"
- "God's Hotel"
- "God is in the house"
- "Messiah Ward"
- "Abattoir Blues" :cool:
 
"Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand" - Primitive Radio Gods
"Stuck in a Moment You Can't Get Out of" - U2

Q_C
 
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