Grant's Tomb

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I get deported?

Oooh- free flight home? That may be worth it.

Look at you finding the silver lining!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Become a comedian and then you pretty much are

I am a comedian, darling.
I just don't get paid for it

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Look at you finding the silver lining!

Have you seen the price of flights recently?
This gas nonsense is ruining my evacuation dreams

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I am a comedian, darling.
I just don't get paid for it

Well start getting paid

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Well start getting paid

I tried that with sex.
Instructions were unclear. Got my dick stuck in a cieling fan...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I tried that with sex.
Instructions were unclear. Got my dick stuck in a cieling fan...

Free spinney ride... though sounds painful*hands you used Sex For Dummies book*

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Free spinney ride... though sounds painful*hands you used Sex For Dummies book*

I'm impressed that none of the pages are stuck together!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I'm impressed that none of the pages are stuck together!

Oh you didn't flip all the way through

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yup. The entire section on squirting is moist

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Yup. The entire section on squirting is moist

With lots of tiny stains...

Just wait until you get to the section on anal.... it will ruin your whole week

 

[aussiegeekygal]

With lots of tiny stains...

Just wait until you get to the section on anal.... it will ruin your whole week

What's an Alabama steamer?

Wow. Comprehensive book!!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I could have lived my life without knowing that.

It's times like these that I miss Little Sister

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

What's an Alabama steamer?

Wow. Comprehensive book!!

Immediately followed by the Mississipi Mudslide

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I do appreciate that the link didn't come with a visual!

I'm not that level badass (yet)

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I do appreciate that the link didn't come with a visual!

*makes note that visualization is key*

 

[aussiegeekygal]

*makes note that visualization is key*

Did you ever have the pleasure of meeting LS?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Did you ever have the pleasure of meeting LS?

No I did not!

 

[ydahecnot]

Ain’t clicking on any links on this thread

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ain’t clicking on any links on this thread

Says someone who knows LS

 

[ydahecnot]

Says someone who knows LS

Yeah, I’m a survivor

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I…am not sure what the Grant Files are supposed to be, but, in my wildest imagination, I wasn't expecting tacos.

*dashes back to read the first page*

It's original intention has long gone by the wayside. It's whatever you want it to be.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It's original intention has long gone by the wayside. It's whatever you want it to be.

Sorry about that

Nice to meet you. I'm Aussie

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Sorry about that

Nice to meet you. I'm Aussie

Hi Aussie! Good to meet you. It was a shocking introduction but things have calmed down now. I'm trying to visit other threads and get to know everyone.

 

[JerseyJade]

Hi Aussie! Good to meet you. It was a shocking introduction but things have calmed down now. I'm trying to visit other threads and get to know everyone.

You're always welcome in my thread, Grant.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

You're always welcome in my thread, Grant.

Thank you, Jade! BTW, if your interested. I did a short audio in Let's Hear Your Voice 2.