Grant's Tomb

[AmberLGreen]

Where did all these Italians suddenly come from? I’m gonna need me some duo lingo. Stat.

fai tremare la testa. (If Google translate actually works)

 

[ydahecnot]

News flash: Grant has learned reactions

 

[ToPleaseHim]

News flash: Grant has learned reactions

We should have Lit badges to earn!

 

[ydahecnot]

We should have Lit badges to earn!

Wonder what would be required to become a Spread-Eagle Scout

 

[AmberLGreen]

I made the decision for the second thread after the first one was deleted, so your making assumptions that I intended to do a second thread before the first one was taken down. I asked for the first one to be taken down because it was something that I did mistakenly and people destroyed what I intended. The use of the quotes for emphasis was because of a reference from a women in the previous thread that she was no lady, in other words, she is willing to do things that no "lady" is willing is willing to do.

Is that why you rejected me so quickly Grant, because I indicated that I wasn’t a lady?

I would like to point out that just because somebody says they are not a lady is no reflection on what they are willing or unwilling to do sexually. Fuck, you should hear some of the stories from the British nobility! They are into some fucking freaky shit! I was merely pointing out that, not being a lady, means I will act however I want to and say whatever I feel is appropriate. For example, if you were the type of person to not take no for an answer, I wouldn’t say “please stop pressuring me”. I would kick you in the bollocks and say “on ya fucking bike mate”.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Grant, I am on your side. You seem like a real fine gentleman. Good luck scoring some e-beaver.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Grant, I am on your side. You seem like a real fine gentleman. Good luck scoring some e-beaver.

Do real fine gentlemen get e-beaver? Maybe e-noo noo; e-minnie; e-doo dah; e-flower; e-tuppence; or keeping with the Italian theme, e-fandango

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Do real fine gentlemen get e-beaver? Maybe e-noo noo; e-minnie; e-doo dah; e-flower; e-tuppence; or keeping with the Italian theme, e-fandango

Oh fuck if I know. I sadly missed out on the deleted thread and honestly have no clue what this one is about. I assume Grant is like the rest of us asshole muh fuckers. Just not so funny.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Oh fuck if I know. I sadly missed out on the deleted thread and honestly have no clue what this one is about. I assume Grant is like the rest of us asshole muh fuckers. Just not so funny.

Later, when I have had a few, I am going to put on my poshest voice and say each one of those terms to you and you can pick what you think would be suitable for a gent. I will then do my normal voice and say all the downright filthy terms and you can pick which one would be best for a muh fucker skank banger

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Later, when I have had a few, I am going to put on my poshest voice and say each one of those terms to you and you can pick what you think would be suitable for a gent. I will then do my normal voice and say all the downright filthy terms and you can pick which one would be best for a muh fucker skank banger

Fucking right on. You know which I prefer. I need to find a new song for you to read voice. Maybe Fucker by Brian Jonestown Massacre. It’s goddamn dandy. I think Grant would love it.

 

[ydahecnot]

This could be the best thread with a one-character title ever

 

[Diosax]

Grant people will still find your thread and comment regardless

 

[Dribble]

Rich....

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I didn’t realize thread titles could be one character! You learn something new every day.

 

[Dribble]

I didn’t realize thread titles could be one character! You learn something new every day.

Part of the new site

 

[Taegul]

Does the name change for the thread mean we're supposed to start posting about periods?

Oh dear God. Don't play with fire, Taegul.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Does the name change for the thread mean we're supposed to start posting about periods?

Oh dear God. Don't play with fire, Taegul.

Time to bring back the menstrual hut thread?

 

[Mattentive]

In the UK it's called a full stop, but that doesn't look very f***ing likely.

 

[SingleInNJ84]

Does the name change for the thread mean we're supposed to start posting about periods?

Oh dear God. Don't play with fire, Taegul.

Looks like the period has been replaced

 

[ydahecnot]

I sense TPH’s handiwork

 

[Lord Pmann]

Does the name change for the thread mean we're supposed to start posting about periods?

Oh dear God. Don't play with fire, Taegul.

Someone once threatened to do a period art portrait of me. But when I asked to make sure she put my glasses on any image of me, she withdrew her period piece and moon cupped it instead.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Someone once threatened to do a period art portrait of me. But when I asked to make sure she put my glasses on any image of me, she withdrew her period piece and moon cupped it instead.

One of your proudest life moments you dopey muh fucker.

 

[Lord Pmann]

One of your proudest life moments you dopey muh fucker.

Not one of. THE proudest moment of my life. #MoonCupForLife

 

[Lord Pmann]

Time to bring back the menstrual hut thread?

I have a concern about this. If we do the menstrual hut idea, I think a large portion of the Playground will be in there at the same time. I presume from all of the metaphorical vagina rubbing that goes on around here, the majority of the females and menstruating menfolk are on the same cycle. So if we relegate the bleeders to a single thread (or hut), then the PG becomes a sausage fest. And, I don't know if you have noticed or not, but @Taegul, @Grant55 and I are about the only delightful "men" around here. It would be an absolutely deplorable time for about 25% of the month.

Could we perhaps vote certain menstruaters to the hut, based on bad/hysterical behaviour?

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Okay, I laughed out loud at: “men.”