Gracie's world

[graceanne]

Ok. This is my thread and therefor my rules.

Rule # 1. If no one sees you eat it, it doesn't have any calories.

Rule # 2. Chocolate is one of the four food groups.

Rule # 3. Chasing a hyperactive two year old IS AROBIC EXERCISE.


I'm sure I'll think of more later. I'll post them then.

 

[Killishandra]

Ok. This is my thread and therefor my rules.

Rule # 1. If no one sees you eat it, it doesn't have any calories.

Rule # 2. Chocolate is one of the four food groups.

Rule # 3. Chasing a hyperactive two year old IS AROBIC EXERCISE.


I'm sure I'll think of more later. I'll post them then.

Actually, it's "aerobic."

hehe

Hasn't chocolate ALWAYS been one of the food groups?

 

[graceanne]

Actually, it's "aerobic."

Whatever. Either way, I'm not loosing weight. How can I not loose weight when I gotta chase him around the house three times before I catch him? By then I'm too tired to spank him.

I thought of a couple of other rules, though.

Rule # 4: Toddlers MAY NOT be faster than their mothers.

Rule # 5: Children WILL need two hour naps everday till they're 5.

 

[Netzach]

Whatever. Either way, I'm not loosing weight. How can I not loose weight when I gotta chase him around the house three times before I catch him? By then I'm too tired to spank him.

I thought of a couple of other rules, though.

Rule # 4: Toddlers MAY NOT be faster than their mothers.

Rule # 5: Children WILL need two hour naps everday till they're 5.

5?

I'm thinking 47.

 

[Killishandra]

5?

I'm thinking 47.

I don't want a nap. You can't make me!

 

[graceanne]

5?

I'm thinking 47.

GO TAKE A NAP!

 

[Killishandra]

GO TAKE A NAP!

Gracie, you're pretty brave to be talkin' that way to Netzach.


LMAO

 

[graceanne]

Rule # 6. Anyone who calls me when I'm napping will be instantly struck by lightening.

Rule # 7. Summer vacation will make older children need two hour naps during the day.

 

[graceanne]

Gracie, you're pretty brave to be talkin' that way to Netzach.


LMAO

Yeah, well Netzach likes me.

 

[graceanne]

Rule # 8: Women who have their tubes tied don't have to have periods. I mean, what's the point of that?

Rule # 9: If you get her pregnant, you gotta do sympathy pains with her.

 

[graceanne]

Rule # 10: It's a sin to wake anyone up before 10 am.


I'm running out of ideas here, people. What do you think would be a good rule?

 

[timberwolf05]

thinking

Grace?
if a man is all alone in the woods, with NO Females within 100 miles, is he still wrong?
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Q? (teasing...is Grace's World anything like Wayne's World?)
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Q? isn't pizza one of the main 4 food groups?
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Q? i thought chocolate WAS a main food group?
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the wolf

 

[catalina_francisco]

Dare I suggest this rule # No trolls and/or grumpy people who have a set of rules (not you Gracie)that only appply to others.

...And hey, I thought chocolate was the ONLY food group....mmmmm, he just gave me one of those looks when I went to have another piece of the once huge slab ( not anymore), but he knows I'm depressed and sick and it is purely for therapy right?!!

Catalina

 

[graceanne]

Grace?
if a man is all alone in the woods, with NO Females within 100 miles, is he still wrong?
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Q? (teasing...is Grace's World anything like Wayne's World?)
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Q? isn't pizza one of the main 4 food groups?
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Q? i thought chocolate WAS a main food group?
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the wolf

No, no. Not Wayne's World. Elmo's World.

doo doo da doo, doo doo da doo Gracie's world
doo doo da doo, doo doo da doo Gracie's world!
Gracie loves her music, her chocolate too
That's Gracie's world!

 

[Killishandra]

No, no. Not Wayne's World. Elmo's World.

doo doo da doo, doo doo da doo Gracie's world
doo doo da doo, doo doo da doo Gracie's world!
Gracie loves her music, her chocolate too
That's Gracie's world!

Gee, I was wondering why everything looked like crayon around here...

 

[graceanne]

Gee, I was wondering why everything looked like crayon around here...

Well now you know. And knowing's half the battle.

Rule # 10: Bottaccelli(sp?) rules! And so do fat chicks.

 

[Killishandra]

Well now you know. And knowing's half the battle.

GO GI-JOE!!

*swoons*

 

[Netzach]

Can we make separate roads for people who don't believe in turn signals?

 

[Killishandra]

Can we make separate roads for people who don't believe in turn signals?

Why waste the money? Let's just have mandatory prison time. (C'mon, just a day or so, then they'll remember forever.) That bugs the heck outa me too.

 

[sphynx's dragon]

<snip>
Rule # 9: If you get her pregnant, you gotta do sympathy pains with her.

Dammit I did!!!! And the never to be sufficently damned sympathy weight as well!

 

[sphynx's dragon]

Can we make separate roads for people who don't believe in turn signals?

Why waste the money? Let's just have mandatory prison time. (C'mon, just a day or so, then they'll remember forever.) That bugs the heck outa me too.

Nah....just shoot'em in the leg. Never forget after that...and it costs less.

 

[Killishandra]

Nah....just shoot'em in the leg. Never forget after that...and it costs less.

K, you can be on shoot duty.

If it's alright with Gracie, of course.

 

[sphynx's dragon]

K, you can be on shoot duty.

If it's alright with Gracie, of course.

WOOHOO!!!!
<KA-KLICK>

Can I?
Huh huh?
Can I?
Can I?
Can I?
Puuuhhhhllleeeeaaaaaassseeeeeeee?

 

[graceanne]

Rule # 11: GI Joe is hot, and Ken's a dork.

Rule # 12: (Cause it bugs me, too) Anyone who deliberately doesn't use their turn signal will get hit by a lightening bolt. People who 'forget' will just get a small shock from the steering wheel.

Rule # 13: (For K) Anyone in the passing lane who is not passing will be instantly shot. By tealsphyx.

Rule # 14: It will never be above 72 degress in any state that I am in.

Rule # 15: Any water that anyone expects me to put my feet in will be lukewarm. Any water that I'm supposed to DRINK will be icecold.

 

[TaintedB]

Ok. This is my thread and therefor my rules.

Rule # 2. Chocolate is one of the four food groups.

I must be getting under-nourished then because I have lost my taste for chocolate.

Happened sometime when I wasn't paying attention a few years ago. I'll still try to eat some every once in awhile out of habit and because I remember I used to really like it, but it doesn't work the magic anymore.