Grab 'em By The Pussy

Denny

That I know, but cats are low maintenance and more independent than dogs.
Tell that to our son who turned a barn cat into a house cat then over feeds it and keeps it inside while they work all day.

Did you know cat piss ruins lamenant wood flooring?
Cat piss ruins carpet and the padding below it?
Cat piss kills house plants
Cats scratch and chew whatever they want too?
His cat even chews and scratches his own fur and needs a vet regularly.
I have a better cure for their cat but I'd be arrested.
My second choice is put it back in the barn where they found it on some very cold and snowy night.

The darn fat cat is friendly and loves it's belly rubbed.:cattail:
The only good pussy is on a woman.
 
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