Governor Bently of Alabama caugh with his pants down

[nerfhearder]

I'm pretty sure you understand exactly what I mean.



http://abcnews.go.com/US/alabama-gov-robert-bentley-criticized-christian-message/story?id=12648307

What's the difference? They all say the same stuff.
"My family is everything to me, I'd never do anything to hurt them." blah blah blah blah blah.
A while later they're caught getting blowjobs or bending some skank over a desk or stealing money or taking bribes or whatever.
It's fun to single them out and make jokes but don't pretend this one is any different.

 

[Aglaopheme]

What's the difference? They all say the same stuff.
"My family is everything to me, I'd never do anything to hurt them." blah blah blah blah blah.
A while later they're caught getting blowjobs or bending some skank over a desk or stealing money or taking bribes or whatever.
It's fun to single them out and make jokes but don't pretend this one is any different.

So, every politician is both married and a cheater? Every politician touts their religious "values" as strongly as Bently did? Come on.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'm sure dishrag will be a good girl and he'll show you his big clit dick while dressed in drag. Even though you won't jump to his defense as his rides off on the crazy train.

It's past your bedtime, cupcake. Run along.

It's gotta be a hard knock life, being a racist shitstain and secretly lusting for crossdresser cawk. His Grindr account must be one long laundry list of rejections and unfriendings.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Is this the same asshole who blocked the minimum wage increase, too?

*Googles*

Yep. It's him.

Fuck his hypocritical ass.

 

[nerfhearder]

So, every politician is both married and a cheater? Every politician touts their religious "values" as strongly as Bently did? Come on.

That's not at all what I said.

 

[nerfhearder]

Is this the same asshole who blocked the minimum wage increase, too?

*Googles*

Yep. It's him.

Fuck his hypocritical ass.

It's Alabama. They probably blocked it to keep blacks from making money.

 

[Aglaopheme]

It's gotta be a hard knock life, being a racist shitstain and secretly lusting for crossdresser cawk. His Grindr account must be one long laundry list of rejections and unfriendings.

Ha! Now that is something that he's written that I would actually want to read.

 

[Aglaopheme]

That's not at all what I said.

That very closely resembles what you said. It's 100% what I said and what Bentley is.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Is this the same asshole who blocked the minimum wage increase, too?

*Googles*

Yep. It's him.

Fuck his hypocritical ass.

Oh yeah, more money for his cabinet members, but less for everyone else.

 

[nerfhearder]

That very closely resembles what you said. It's 100% what I said and what Bentley is.

I didn't say they were all married or that they all cheat. I said they all claim to be for family values and then proceed to do just the opposite. Which they do.
This guy is just the newest one and he had used the Bible to claim someting although your quote seems to be about gay marriage and not fidelity.
Doesn't matter though, same shit.

 

[doctor_insanus]

It's Alabama. They probably blocked it to keep blacks from making money.

It would be ridiculous, if it weren't so sadly true.

 

[nerfhearder]

It would be ridiculous, if it weren't so sadly true.

Got a heck of a football team though. Roll Tide.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I didn't say they were all married or that they all cheat. I said they all claim to be for family values and then proceed to do just the opposite. Which they do.
This guy is just the newest one and he had used the Bible to claim someting although your quote seems to be about gay marriage and not fidelity.
Doesn't matter though, same shit.

I see your point. When I said "family values" I meant whacko, religious, former baptist minister. Maybe I wasn't clear enough, maybe.

 

[nerfhearder]

I see your point. When I said "family values" I meant whacko, religious, former baptist minister. Maybe I wasn't clear enough, maybe.

Don't think he was a minister. I think he was a doctor or something.

 

[pensivepoet]

I think you people should get a life and leave this poor man alone!
Signed,
~former Senator Larry Craig

 

[Aglaopheme]

Don't think he was a minister. I think he was a doctor or something.

He was a deacon. Feel free to look it up.

And, the sky is blue.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I think you people should get a life and leave this poor man alone!
Signed,
~former Senator Larry Craig

Is that foot tapping just a nervous twitch?

 

[richard_daily]

I think you people should get a life and leave this poor man alone!
Signed,
~former Senator Larry Craig

It was just a wide-stance!

 

[pensivepoet]

Lol
Wonder what ever became of ol Larry.
They should name a rest area after him.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Lol
Wonder what ever became of ol Larry.
They should name a rest area after him.

It occured in a restroom at the MSP airport.

I think there's a plague or some such thing hanging there now.

 

[Aglaopheme]

It was just a wide-stance!

That brings a whole new meaning to the term manspreading.

 

[thør]

Is that foot tapping just a nervous twitch?

So, the horses have come forward?

 

[Aglaopheme]

So, the horses have come forward?

Apparently, just their asses.

 

[thør]

Apparently, just their asses.

Someone is elbow deep.....

 

[Aglaopheme]

Someone is elbow deep.....

Manspreading.....