Sparky Kronkite
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So, any highly creative, sexual peculiarities? Once, maybe twice or even thrice performed? This in ones very short life-time (unless you are very, very wild in deed) - what are they?
What the hell does that mean Spark?
Examples:
Ladies - two in the "same place," yes, that's "the same place," at the same time? Three!?! More? Don't think so. And we all know - the oral stuff is the easiest - what about the other two spots?
Men - any early brushes with homosexuality? You know, hitch hiking and a guy picks you up and starts talkin' blow jobs - but yer too smart and never had a leaning that way anyway - and you don't want to piss him off cause you want the ride but there's no fucking way anything's going to happen. And it doesn't and you do actually get from point A to point B without letting a hairy man's lips touch your pee pee. And all it is, is a memory. Yep, that's one of a couple I could relate. I figure something like that or worse - or better (depending on how you look at it) has happened to all men. I probably got five serious stories about guys seriously coming on to me - but I'll save them for now.
Both sexes - gang banged - any of you ever been gang banged?
Ladies - foreign objects? The proverbial Coke bottle? Banana? Cucumber? Fist even? Come to think of it I could ask that one of men too - OH!
Quick story! I just remind myself of these as I go along.
Worked for a little, struggling sound company once. Some office space was subbed to a company that provided "temporary medical technicians" you know, for hospital or doctor's office staffers on vacation or leave. They mostly specialized in Radiologist's. Made friends with these ladies and one day they bring in this big ole X-Ray of a male rectum with a big damn foreign object in it. They thought we'd get a kick out of this because we were "sound guys" and all - because the object was a Senheiser model 441 studio mic - no small microphone let me tell you. And its wire mesh wind-screen is squared off too - and that end was the deepest. They even had to go get this guy - the paramedics - brought'im to the hospital and the docs were so furious with this ass that they let him lay on the gurney for hours before yankin' the damn thing out.
He told them he was recording himself sing in the bathroom and slipped and fell!!!! Yeah right! Maybe he was recording farts. Expensive mic too - wonder who ended up with that thing?
Anyway - sexual peculiarities - ones on the fringe but often done or thought about - but none too often. Let's have'em. Mazola parties? Big damn orgies? Really wild places? Foreign objects? Multiple's? Unique masturbation techniques?
What the hell does that mean Spark?
Examples:
Ladies - two in the "same place," yes, that's "the same place," at the same time? Three!?! More? Don't think so. And we all know - the oral stuff is the easiest - what about the other two spots?
Men - any early brushes with homosexuality? You know, hitch hiking and a guy picks you up and starts talkin' blow jobs - but yer too smart and never had a leaning that way anyway - and you don't want to piss him off cause you want the ride but there's no fucking way anything's going to happen. And it doesn't and you do actually get from point A to point B without letting a hairy man's lips touch your pee pee. And all it is, is a memory. Yep, that's one of a couple I could relate. I figure something like that or worse - or better (depending on how you look at it) has happened to all men. I probably got five serious stories about guys seriously coming on to me - but I'll save them for now.
Both sexes - gang banged - any of you ever been gang banged?
Ladies - foreign objects? The proverbial Coke bottle? Banana? Cucumber? Fist even? Come to think of it I could ask that one of men too - OH!
Quick story! I just remind myself of these as I go along.
Worked for a little, struggling sound company once. Some office space was subbed to a company that provided "temporary medical technicians" you know, for hospital or doctor's office staffers on vacation or leave. They mostly specialized in Radiologist's. Made friends with these ladies and one day they bring in this big ole X-Ray of a male rectum with a big damn foreign object in it. They thought we'd get a kick out of this because we were "sound guys" and all - because the object was a Senheiser model 441 studio mic - no small microphone let me tell you. And its wire mesh wind-screen is squared off too - and that end was the deepest. They even had to go get this guy - the paramedics - brought'im to the hospital and the docs were so furious with this ass that they let him lay on the gurney for hours before yankin' the damn thing out.
He told them he was recording himself sing in the bathroom and slipped and fell!!!! Yeah right! Maybe he was recording farts. Expensive mic too - wonder who ended up with that thing?
Anyway - sexual peculiarities - ones on the fringe but often done or thought about - but none too often. Let's have'em. Mazola parties? Big damn orgies? Really wild places? Foreign objects? Multiple's? Unique masturbation techniques?
I've never tried the fruit or veg though, I wanted to try a Banana once, you know have him eat it out of me, but the time wasn't right.
