GOP - harsh reminder that they're old, clueless white guys

Its what ya know thats important, ROB.

The little you claim to know is mostly nonsense; whereas a conservative knows: there's no free lunch, most people are endowed by God to pick cotton and play basketball and breed like mosquitos, and very little gets done until a conservative does it. The conservative also knows he pays for your free lunch.

And a liberal knows most (men) are not "endowed" by God or whatever their daddy gave them, so they feel they have to compensate for their teensy-weensy wrinkly pale shortcomings by spreading as much subterfuge and distraction as possible to beard over the fact that they're not endowed at all. And we all know not being endowed just don't make the ladies smile at night! Or in the mornings. Or in the afternoons. Or that time between lunch and dinner, or...

The liberal also knows that the joys that develop from their prurient interest creative freedoms get piggybacked on for free by conservatives with impunity until some bullshit moralistic shame, exposure and guilt encroaches their life and then they try to play it off like they never wanted to ride in the first place. Two snaps up. Or should that be two foot taps in a bathroom stall?
 
And a liberal knows most (men) are not "endowed" by God or whatever their daddy gave them, so they feel they have to compensate for their teensy-weensy wrinkly pale shortcomings by spreading as much subterfuge and distraction as possible to beard over the fact that they're not endowed at all. And we all know not being endowed just don't make the ladies smile at night! Or in the mornings. Or in the afternoons. Or that time between lunch and dinner, or...

The liberal also knows that the joys that develop from their prurient interest creative freedoms get piggybacked on for free by conservatives with impunity until some bullshit moralistic shame, exposure and guilt encroaches their life and then they try to play it off like they never wanted to ride in the first place. Two snaps up. Or should that be two foot taps in a bathroom stall?

You say liberal boys like girls? I woulda never guessed it!
 
Nice of you both to prove the elitist attitude of Liberals - if it needed proving. :(

lt didn't - your posts are proof enough of how much smarter even the most intellectually challenged liberal/progressive is compared to you.......
It's ok, you can still get laid.......but not by any smart girls, only republicans.....
 
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