Good Porn Still Hard To Find

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New In Brief from The Onion:

Study: Good Porn Still Hard To Find
BOSTON—According to a report released by the Institute for Advanced Media Studies, good porn remains hard to find. "Though it's true that there is 350 percent more pornographic material on the market than there was five years ago, quality porn is as difficult to find as ever," Dr. Jeffrey Conchlin said. "Sometimes, you can find a DVD with hot chicks who seem to be enjoying themselves, but usually, they've got big fake tits, the sex is either boring or way too gross, and the setting is totally depressing. This trend is discouraging." Dr. Conchlin added that porn filmmakers are at least a decade away from seamlessly combining good storytelling with hot DP.

 

[Guest]

ah sher
the onion.. the only rag worth reading...

*grin*

 

[neonlyte]

New In Brief from The Onion:
Dr. Conchlin added that porn filmmakers are at least a decade away from seamlessly combining good storytelling with hot DP.

Now there's an opening.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

New In Brief from The Onion:

but usually, they've got big fake tits

I couldn't agree more. Big fake tits do absolutely nothing for me. I prefer breasts eau` naturale.

 

[Guest]

But nothing about the music?

I'm positively bereft without a wow-chicka wow-wow, wow-chicka wow-wow soundtrack.

 

[BlackSnake]

Now, who's game for fixing this? I have to agree. The last good one I saw was the Caesar themed one. It started with a 'C', but I get tongue-tied trying to pronounce it.

 

[conntom2002]

some company just needs to hire me as a director and there will be good porn !

 

[Couture]

Hell, I'll settle for a good porn story.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Now, who's game for fixing this? I have to agree. The last good one I saw was the Caesar themed one. It started with a 'C', but I get tongue-tied trying to pronounce it.

Caligula

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Mitchell Brothers of San Francisco used to put out good pron. They did adaptations of several victorian erotic classics.

-Colly