My girlfriend and I recently planned a vacation with 5 other couples; friends since high school. The place were we are going is known for its nude beaches and we are all making bets on who is going to chicken out and not bare all to the world. The problem is I have an acorn with two small olives sized unit down there; which I am not sure I should expose to our friends. I am not sure which would be worse, to be known as the guy who chickened out or the guy with the small unit that exposed himself.
Going to a nude beach
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Go swimming immediately upon arrival, then you can blame it on shrinkage.
TheDevilsQuill
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TC, my wife and I frequent nude beaches and resorts. I think that like many people, once you're there for a while, you'll see that no one is really paying attention. Once everyone is naked it's almost the same as everyone wearing clothes, only more fun! Relax about your body (and equipment) and so will everyone else. You gotta accept yourself. You are who you are and there ain't nuthin' you can do about it. Your friends obviously accept you for who you are. That won't change once the clothes come off. So whip those shorts off with confidence and have fun with your friends. I guarantee you won't be the smallest guy on the beach!
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If you are naked and everyone else is naked, nobody will take much notice of your body, unless you draw attention to yourself. Though maybe you could understand what women feel like being constantly judged for their bodies, even when we are fully dressed.
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I like going to nude beaches, but the "hard" part is that that's exactly what happens to me when I get there. It's the combination of warmth, excitement at getting naked, seeing all those female bodies (oh my!) and an imagination that just gets way the hell out of hand for a bit. Now, I don't have a 10" monster, but to quote Dr. Seuss, a "hard-ons a hard-on no matter how small". But really, dude, mellow out on the concern about how big you are. There will be others there that will make you feel like a porn star. Anyway, you're not there for the competition, you're there to get naked and enjoy. The only opinion that counts is your lady's and if she's enjoying what you bring to the bed/table/floor/backyard/swimming pool/ocean/sleeping bag whereever, go to the beach, look around, ogle for a few, let Big Jim relax, then have a party. Either that, or down two beers, two shots wait ten and then go. It REALLY won't matter then. "Party on, Garth!"
