Going, Going, Gone...

[TBKahuna123]

Well finally, FINALLY, after months of being postponed, me and the mrs. are actually going on vacation. I can't believe 10 days free of broken computers, stupid users, and idiots who can't navigate our web sites. I may not be on much in the next few days, but I'll be thinking of you all while I'm drinking beer on a mountain.

 

[silverwhisper]

have a fantastic time, kahuna!

ed

 

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[wicked woman]

Absolutely fabulous! Enjoy yourselves.

 

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[EJFan]

i don't suppose you have room for one more?

have a great time. drink a beer for me... and have lots of sex on that mountain too!

 

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[Quoll]

Have a great time both of you.



I hear mountain men love mountain women.

 

[Cockyfox]

I'm jealous, TBK! Have a good time and don't get out of bed before noon

 

[EJFan]

I hear mountain men love mountain women.

you've obviously never seen "deliverance."

 

[TBKahuna123]

what kind of beer will you be drinking?

Anything that I can't see through and doesn't come in a can.

... and have lots of sex on that mountain too!

Funny you should mention this. If my wife has anything resembling a fetish, sex on a mountain is it. Not just outdoors, but it has to be somewhere in an elevated area. I guess when you grow up on the plains and all, the mountians tend to have that kind of effect. I take it for granted, I gre up with huge limstone peaks in my backyard. When I asked her what she wanted to do while we were out there it was first, fourth and sixth on her list, so it should be a fun weekend.

hmmmm, maybe it's gonna be the mount rushmore fantasy

Been there, done that.

Seriously though, it would be impossible now. Ever since 9/11 security around Rushmore is tighter than a gnat's ass. Every year they bust at least a couple people trying to get back there. Used to be you could actually hike up the back side.

 

[TBKahuna123]

you've obviously never seen "deliverance."

We're going to Montana, not Arkansas.

 

[EJFan]

We're going to Montana, not Arkansas.

oh.

*takes banjo out of suitcase and continues to wait for TBK and mrs. TBK and begin our vacation*

 

[EJFan]

Used to be you could actually hike up the back side.

*scratches head and ponders the hidden meaning here*

 

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[EJFan]

you ain't using my canoe.....I wouldn't want to find out someone had butt-sex in it

even if i have a purdy mouth?

 

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[midwestyankee]

Have a great time, TBK. Just remember that sending your wife over the edge takes on a dangerous double meaning in the context of mountain sex.

 

[bobsgirl]

Have a wonderful vacation, TBK.

 

[Eilan]

Have fun!