God's Email

Isolde

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God's Email
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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was
going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he
called one of His best angels and sent the angel to Earth for a short time.

When the angel returned she told God, yes it is bad on Earth, 95% are bad
and only 5% are good. Well, He thought for a moment and said maybe I had
better send down a second angel; to get another point of view.

So God called another angel and sent her to Earth for a time too. When The
angel returned she went to God and told Him that yes, the Earth was in
decline, 95% were bad and only 5% were good.

God said this was not good. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good.
He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep
going.

Do you know what that E-mail said?

You didn't get one either, huh?
 
Mine said "Keep up the good work Alice."
so does it count if it's not supose to be yours? lol :p
 
"And you shall perish in the flames of hell!!"

Then I just flipped over to lit and had me another brewsky.
 
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