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second base? LOL
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second base? LOL
I thought it was at least 3rd base!!! Of course, if you give and get oral, you're still "technically" a virgin, right??? LMAO
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Yup...you are also still a virgin if you have anal only.
And I could never get those bases down right. Hell...didn't have my first boyfriend till I was 17...so what do I know?
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Yup...you are also still a virgin if you have anal only.
And I could never get those bases down right. Hell...didn't have my first boyfriend till I was 17...so what do I know?
What? Are you all playing baseball over here or what?
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lmao just trying to figure out which base we'll let y'all get to.
I usually hit homeruns......
Yup...you are also still a virgin if you have anal only.
And I could never get those bases down right. Hell...didn't have my first boyfriend till I was 17...so what do I know?
I had a "boyfriend" at 13, but didn't get past soft petting (is that even a term?) til I was in college.
I was little miss naive for a LONG time!!!!! Might be partly why I didn't recognize my attraction to women.
But how many runs have you batted in???? LOL
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i dunno...if you only "might" subscribe to our thread...you ain't gonna get no homeruns here.
I remember my first boyfriend and the first time he touched my boob. I was shocked! Of course, he was hot and I was VERY naive, and he had me putty in his hands.
Then two weeks later, he locked me in his car and tried to rape me. I wasn't so naive anymore. And neither was he....probably still singing soprano.
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I have a pretty decent average......but like any other great athelete will tell ya....practice makes perfect.
i dunno...if you only "might" subscribe to our thread...you ain't gonna get no homeruns here.
I remember my first boyfriend and the first time he touched my boob. I was shocked! Of course, he was hot and I was VERY naive, and he had me putty in his hands.
Then two weeks later, he locked me in his car and tried to rape me. I wasn't so naive anymore. And neither was he....probably still singing soprano.
You go Goddess!!!!!
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LOL I did. Kicked him in the balls and got out of the car before he could recover. Walked 2 miles home...torn shirt and broken zipper in the pants...plus had a nice shiner from where he hit me.
That's ok....karma is a bitch.
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i dunno...if you only "might" subscribe to our thread...you ain't gonna get no homeruns here.
I remember my first boyfriend and the first time he touched my boob. I was shocked! Of course, he was hot and I was VERY naive, and he had me putty in his hands.
Then two weeks later, he locked me in his car and tried to rape me. I wasn't so naive anymore. And neither was he....probably still singing soprano.
LOL....I love blackmail!
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LOL I did. Kicked him in the balls and got out of the car before he could recover. Walked 2 miles home...torn shirt and broken zipper in the pants...plus had a nice shiner from where he hit me.
That's ok....karma is a bitch.
Good For You!
He deserved worse!
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LOL I did. Kicked him in the balls and got out of the car before he could recover. Walked 2 miles home...torn shirt and broken zipper in the pants...plus had a nice shiner from where he hit me.
That's ok....karma is a bitch.
Guys suck!
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I wonder if that is where my rough sex fantasy comes from? LOL
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we all have horror stories in our past. but yes...mellow...generally...men suck....
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we all have horror stories in our past. but yes...mellow...generally...men suck....
I know....I hate myself........wish I was a horse!LOL...I'm just sort of off the wall wacky tonight!
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Don't hate yourself, Mellow!!!! It's not your fault so many guys suck!!!!!! Stand proud that you are one of the exceptions!!!!!
But if you do become one of THOSE guys, we WILL hunt you down and hurt you, and it WON"T be enjoyable!!! Have a nice day.
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Damn...remind me to never piss you off.Don't hate yourself, Mellow!!!! It's not your fault so many guys suck!!!!!! Stand proud that you are one of the exceptions!!!!!
But if you do become one of THOSE guys, we WILL hunt you down and hurt you, and it WON"T be enjoyable!!! Have a nice day.
Damn...remind me to never piss you off.
LMAO Gotta stand up for the sistahs!!!!
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