goddamn motherfucking phone company

[perks]

I swear to GOD!!! They could not be more fucking annoying.

I have not had phone service since MONDAY, and neither has anyone else in my building. I'm about to go down there and kick someone's motherfucking ASS.

yerp, I'm angry.

 

[BigDawg69]

Go get 'em Mad Duck! Give 'em a beak full!

 

[perks]

you're not helping me stay angry with all the cute duck stuff, damnit.

 

[BigDawg69]

Don't mean to get your tail feathers all ruffled up!



Oh wait, yeah I do!

 

[Guest]

I'm sorry but when you have a pottymouth, I become aroused.

 

[Nora]

When you're done with the phone company, could I hire you to go ballistic on my cable company? Please? I mean, if it suits you. Totally at your convenience, of course. Umm. hehe. *gulp*

 

[desert spike]

I swear to GOD!!! They could not be more fucking annoying.

I have not had phone service since MONDAY, and neither has anyone else in my building. I'm about to go down there and kick someone's motherfucking ASS.

yerp, I'm angry.

Just give your cute tush a tickle with that big feather and you'll forget all about your phone troubles.

 

[Sillyman]

Kick their ass perky. Your continued phone service is a vital neccisity to all of Lit.

 

[perks]

I just got off the phone with them again. They've located the problem. I'm like, wow it took you 3 whole days to figure out the cable was cut? LIke I didn't tell you that on FUCKING MONDAY!

bastards.

think I can sue them for lost wages?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[BigDawg69]

I think so, it's lost orgasms that will be hard to quantify monitarily

 

[Sillyman]

I just got off the phone with them again. They've located the problem. I'm like, wow it took you 3 whole days to figure out the cable was cut? LIke I didn't tell you that on FUCKING MONDAY!

bastards.

think I can sue them for lost wages?

Yes you can, and you should. I think we should all file a lawsuit actually, for the pain and suffering of being denied perky's sweet sexy quack.

 

[perks]

hmmmmm... a class action lawsuit. I'm utterly aroused.

 

[Sillyman]

hmmmmm... a class action lawsuit. I'm utterly aroused.

I know nothing gets in a woman's panties faster than lawyer talk.

 

[BigDawg69]

I know nothing gets in a woman's panties faster than lawyer talk.

Perky wears panties? Oh wait yeah black ones probably . . .



Now I'm getting aroused.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You have no phone service because telecommunications middle managers are actually entertainment critics by night.

They see you when you're sleeping.

 

[BigDawg69]

That explains why telecommunication in this country is a shambles, and why I don't trust entertainment critics!

Peter Principle at work!

 

[perks]

You have no phone service because telecommunications middle managers are actually entertainment critics by night.

They see you when you're sleeping.

taunter

 

[sunstruck]

Perky, do you have a cell phone? If you do make sure you make the phone company reimberse you for the time you've had to spend using your cell as your primary phone. Also as you work at home scream lost buisness.

I had an intermitant problem with my phone for 6 weeks and I came out of is with about 5 months of credited phone bills.

 

[Sandia]

I hate the phone company.

Don't even get me started.

 

[TWB]

I swear to GOD!!! They could not be more fucking annoying.

I have not had phone service since MONDAY, and neither has anyone else in my building. I'm about to go down there and kick someone's motherfucking ASS.

yerp, I'm angry.

I think its that feather tickling your ass. You shouldn't giggle to the folks at the local phone company when bitching about their poor service. They won't take you seriously.

PS: Have you tried any of those web phone thingies?

 

[Texan]

If perkey is paying for "business" telephone service rather than "residential" telephone service, then she should have received a "line patch" within 8 hours of the reported outage and credit for the time she was without service. IF perkey is paying for "residential" service, then the phone company is only required to credit her bill for the time she is without service.

Those are U.S. FCC rules. If the local phone company has competition, they may do more in an effort to retain a good customer.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Sooooooo ... I guess our phone sex session for this afternoon is going to be rescheduled?

 

[perks]

If perkey is paying for "business" telephone service rather than "residential" telephone service, then she should have received a "line patch" within 8 hours of the reported outage and credit for the time she was without service. IF perkey is paying for "residential" service, then the phone company is only required to credit her bill for the time she is without service.

Those are U.S. FCC rules. If the local phone company has competition, they may do more in an effort to retain a good customer.

it's perky

 

[perks]

Sooooooo ... I guess our phone sex session for this afternoon is going to be rescheduled?

*sob*