God must be bored to tears with an eternity of watching 'us'

[Siren]

 

[lavender]

 

[Todd]

The anticipation of the big main event at the Pay Per view keeps God from being bored

 

[Siren]

Ah I get it Lavy........

 

[Siren]

Todders I am ashamed of you.........

 

[lavender]

 

[Guest]

Yes, God is a lurker.

 

[Siren]

Some how that sounds a bit perverted Lavy.

 

[Todd]

Re: Todders I am ashamed of you.........

How sacraligious of you.

for shame for shame.

How is it sacreligioous? After all God does have the best seat in the house for the huge fight.

 

[Dillinger]

VERY interesting thread! I love it...
Perhaps you don't watch much TV, Siren - but think about it this way - God has more channels than cable - one for every living creature - hell, one for every quark...

 

[Siren]

OK Dilly, but even WE get bored with TV

 

[lavender]

 

[Siren]

God needs us

 

[mars99]

Do you think God's into porn? I mean, does he take a break from supervising wars, political upheavals, etc., to watch two people fucking quietly in their bedroom in Arkansas? Hey, God needs to get off too, doesn't he? Eeeww, maybe that's what snow is all about

 

[Dillinger]

Do you remember my sig line from a couple of months back?

"There are millions of universes looking for gods, yet he hangs around this one looking for work." -- P.H. Farmer

Perhaps that's exactly what he does when he/she/it is bored - finds another universe and takes a temp job...

 

[Siren]

GOD looking for a 'temp' job eh?

 

[WriterDom]

Joe Lieberman isn't laughing.. remember.. change your tone for 2002.. we know you can do it

 

[Cheyenne]

I've wondered about this before. I think our sense of time is different than God's time. What if our entire time on earth has been just a blink of an eye for him in eternity? He wouldn't even have had time to go get a bowl of popcorn yet to enjoy the show.

 

[Tribbin]

I don't know if God gets bored. After all, by definition, he is omnipotent. So couldn't he just make himself not bored? Or make something else to keep him busy? Does he get busy? Can he be too busy? Then again, if he is all powerful, he would have to know what it is like to be bored. He would have to know what everything feels like. If he didn't then how could he be God? So I guess the only way that he gets bored is by making himself bored. So did he make us to get bored? Wouldn't that be a kick in the anus. We were made to get God bored. Either way, I love it.

 

[p_p_man]

OR...

The question is, does man need God, or does God need man?

If God didn't exist would Man have to invent him?

I think he's bored out of his tiny and the finger's hovering over the button to change universe.