God I never thought I would be a newbie again!!!

[OldAllisWD45]

Hello to all who take the time to read this. A friend of mine directed me to this site a few days ago. I have had a compter since the days of the Apple II, but had never visited a bulletin board. (go figure) I litereally spent the first two days punching and clicking my way around here. This is the most excited i have been about a site since the fledgeling days of AOL.

I am happy to be here, and look forward to more exploration.

Thank You so very much Darlin' (you know who you are )

PS....... I am male and Allis means Allis Chalmers........ and yes I like tractors.

 

[Vivacia]

Hi there and welcome!

It is nice to have another newbie in here (just a warning - I talk from experience) sometimes it can be hard to make your mark in here!

But good luck and hope to chat sometime

 

[KillerMuffin]

I love agronomy.

Welcome!

By the way (shamelessly advertising self here) I have a story with a tractor in it. Well. It's mentioned. An International Harvester. PC borrowed my SnapOn for his cameo, durn it.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Well hey there, hillbilly.. hop on board my tractor & we'll do some plowin'.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Welcome to Lit

You may not realise but if you start a 'hello' thread like you have, you also have to post naked pictures of yourself in it

*we are waiting*

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Welcome to LIT, Allis!

A warning though... this place is extremely addictive! Enjoy!

 

[Tim1]

Hey there

Welcome to the point of no return. Its kinda like an orgasm. You spend alot of time getting there but when it's over you sit back and say ...well that was ok...I'll try that again sometime.

Keep posting and someone is bound to be interested.

 

[lilfrk]

Your Welcome Babe

I'm just glad you like the place I hang out way too much. Have fun and play nice. Most of us don't bite unless you beg.

 

[OldAllisWD45]

Thank you Jenny I found that out the first two days!!!


And thank you to all who have posted.... I expected to go a day or two before i got a post........ not 15 min

 

[cymbidia]

I suppose i could just use my little Google tool bar/box to find this out but i subscribe to the belief that if i'm wondering about something, then others are too. Since i never have any compunctions about saying i don't know something, here i go:
Who was Allis Chambers? Or what?
Why did you say that name like we'd all know?


And, welcome.
Lit's a lovely place.
You'll probably quite enjoy your time here and may find, in the not-too-distant future, that it sucks a whole bunch more time out of your day than you bargained for.

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Uh oh.... fair warning

Thank you Jenny I found that out the first two days!!!


And thank you to all who have posted.... I expected to go a day or two before i got a post........ not 15 min

You're in "trouble" ....
2 posts in 15 mins = 8 posts an hour.
Let's say 4 hours per day (and that's being slim with time): 32 a day!
Good luck!!

(This "advice" from someone now averaging 22.04 posts per day!)

 

[Dillinger]

*smile* Welcome to Lit... you're in for quite a ride... but mostly it can be entertaining and enlightening.

BTW - I started out on an Apple IIe myself.

 

[perks]

<swaying my ass from side to side... mesmerizing you>

you're feeling verrrrrrrry horny.... you're feeling veryyyyy horny

when you wake up you will be addicted to my ass. *SNAP*


hiya sugah welcome to Lit.

enjoy your stay and don't forget to put your tray in the upright position before landing.

ps. you must worship ducks to get anywhere on this board. QUACK!!!

 

[lilfrk]

Who was Allis Chambers? Or what?
Why did you say that name like we'd all know?

It's a tractor. A really old one with a crank start.

 

[OldAllisWD45]

Allis Chalmers was a tractor manufacturer here in the States from about 1910 to the mis 80's. They are now beginning to make a comeback with a small production run.


As for why...... and Allis Chalmers WD 45 belonged to my Grandfather and was the first one I ever drove.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

<swaying my ass from side to side... mesmerizing you>
you're feeling verrrrrrrry horny.... you're feeling veryyyyy horny
when you wake up you will be addicted to my ass. *SNAP*

Oh no, is that why I stop and perv at your av so often

 

[perks]

Oh no, is that why I stop and perv at your av so often

I don't know what you're talking about

 

[BigDawg69]

Welcome to the boards tactor-man! As you've been warned this is an addictive site.

_______________________
Surfing General's Warning:
Posting and Reading the Literotica Forums has been medically proven to be habit forming. Proceed with caution.
_______________________


As for you Perky, dangle that ass somewhere else . . . like off the tip of my tongue!

 

[VanB]

Perky, you shouldn't be snake-charming a virgin like that it's just plain unfair

Allis, welcome and have fun - the board is populated mostly by good folk but there are some strange ones. Just like real life!

Get tucked in, post and enjoy.


************
Edited for spelling - doh!

 

[morninggirl5]

Hi, and welcome to lit.

Here's my standard, WTL information. Use what you can, feel free to ignore the rest.

After 30 posts, you lose that virgin tag.
After 100 posts, you can have an avatar of your own. There are at least 50 threads if you need help finding one.
After 1000 posts, you can create your own title.


This thread has some information you should read http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50634 The first post is frequently updated so you’ll know the latest info.


This thread has a few things that can help us ALL enjoy lit more.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30992


Lit Annon meetings are on Thursdays at 9 pm. If you ever feel the need to attend, please report back to us and let us know what happens there. There are some of us curious about the proceedings but we haven't been able to stop posting long enough to attend.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Welcome to lit! Have fun and don't run with scissors.

 

[freakygirl]

<swaying my ass from side to side... mesmerizing you>

you're feeling verrrrrrrry horny.... you're feeling veryyyyy horny

when you wake up you will be addicted to my ass. *SNAP*


hiya sugah welcome to Lit.

enjoy your stay and don't forget to put your tray in the upright position before landing.

ps. you must worship ducks to get anywhere on this board. QUACK!!!

*watches and learns*

So that is how that is done..




*swaying my ass back and forth in time with Perkys*

Welcome to Lit OldAllis

The best addiction on the net

 

[estevie]

Welcome to the board!

I knew what an Allis Chalmers was! Ahhhh, the good ole days of tractor pulls

Have fun and enjoy!

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Cheyenne]

Allis Chalmers was a Wisconsin headquartered company until it was bought by Siemens and became Siemens-Allis, as I recall.