God, I am so sorry.

[Slut_boy]

I was just reading through some of my postings this morning. I was absolutely appalled by how shocking my grammar has been. I actually do speak well, but the problem is that I type awefully - and then I am so excited to get the message posted that I never really check it for errors.

It must be so fucking irritating to read flawed postings - grammatically unsound writing. I'll check before I post from here onwards - I owe it to you all.

Oh. yeah, sorry again. (I don't mean to labour the point).

 

[Deborah]

Not to worry. We already know lawyers are stupid. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb anyway? Only three, but they each still get paid $200 an hour.

 

[Bs]

Slut_Boy.... your grammer and spell checking are not the parts that bother me.....

What bothers me, and you are NOT the only one that does it, and please all try to understand my point.....and that is so very many times when I/we log on to the BB there seems to 20 to 30 new postings thats alot of folders to open...... to say nothing of the 500 or 550 error msg. ....... that must be incured ...... however once you open them scroll down to the new postings to say nothing of the 2 page bad boys that you must wait to load ..... you get a responce that is so lame and out of place its very irritating.... such as: Yes Me Too.... Do Wa Diddy Do...... and the like......

This is Rambling so I'll just get to the point. Which is.... Can we all just try to keep from posting just for postings sake? I mean if you have something to add to the conversation, OK!

Please don't "F"L"A"M"E" "M"E" like a bruiser. I love this site dearly. And, like everyone else cannot spend every waking minute reading everyones comments...(although would love to)

I feel like as though after I post this somehow I going to feel like the new guy in Cell Block 'D' who has just dropped his soap in the shower.

Before I bend over, please be gentle.

a little bs

 

[Hullo_nurse]

bs-- I must say that I agree with your above post to a certain extent. It really pisses me off to get to a topic that has been dead in the water to find it alive again cuz someone has written some bullshit comment "isn't anyone else going to keep this alive" or "isn't this the dumbest thing you have ever heard". If you have something that will make me laugh or cry or finger my pussy-- by all means post, but please don't do it just so you can see that number by your name increase expodentially.

*nurse blushingly steps down from her soapbox*

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I agree.

 

[Beebeeblue]

*whistling loudly* You go girl!!!!!

And dear Slutman...your postings never bothered me a bit. After all, we're only human!

 

[Ravenloft]

"I agree" - Dixon Carter Lee.

DCL, if I am the K.O.C. then you must be the lord of all things funny and I worship at your feet.

 

[Nobody Special]

I agree also, that a post should be like the ones that Hullo-Nurse discribed and also to make you think of what was said; advice and opinions.

Believe it or not I've learned alot on this BB, one of wich is that Ravenloft is not the K.O.C. and probably never will be, tho he does have some cute comments, and yes he does like to bow and grab his ankles.

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P.S. Deborah (Double checking the spelling D.E.B.O.R.A.H.. OK), It usually takes the lawers 3 wks to change the light bulb but then one of them will always file an appeal to continue the process and hold the courts up even longer.

 

[Nobody Special]

I'm sorry Slut-Boy I got some what off of what I was going to say. Anyway, as youv'e noticed from many of my posts, spelling and grammer is not my strong points. Yes I too get into a hurry to post, mainly due to time constraints. Anyway don't worry about it Proffessor, your not being graded here....(thinking for a moment) are we???

??

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[This message has been edited by nobody special (edited 02-19-2000).]

 

[Nobody Special]

Sorry This post sould not be here.

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[Slut_boy]

Jeeez Nurse, why do I feel like I am the one at whom your posting is directly aimed at ? But still, as shit as I feel *wipes away small tear* I promise to respect the views of this BB. I will begin by solemnly promising never to post again on that silly NGPMF thread which CP originally posted. I promise.

 

[Deborah]

Now bs, are you going to tell us you never made a rather nonsensical post? I rather suspect that almost everyone who posts regularly has. And some here have a really wierd (but funny!) sense of humor which not everybody gets. Everybody has their own ticklish spot and what some think is funny as hell others might find intensely irritating.

Now slut_boy is a home boy here and I find what he says quite amusing. Even this particular post. Which is why I did the lawyer joke. Lawyers are not my favorite people. Rather inhuman me thinks. And here we have slut_boy being human. I'm just going by memory here, but doesn't Sammyjo work for lawyers and didn't she put them in the proper perspective?

 

[Sammyjo]

I used to work for lawyers...it's been a few years though...what I think sucks is...2 of the fucking backstreet boys are engaged...I guess that's two more guys I won't be getting (wiping away the tears as she recalls when the members of Duran Duran all got hitched...fuck, those were the days)

*hugs and kisses all around*

 

[Lasher]

Backstreet Boys?? Duran Duran?? I thought they were all gay. (not that there's anything wrong with that)

 

[Lil' Debbie]

I thought that the bulletin board was suppose to be a place to post whatever was on your mind, I didn't realize that it had meet certain criteria. Really, some of you people are killjoys and need to loosen up. So what if some of these posts are wasting space? You have a choice not to respond.

 

[Guest]

I'm gonna have to side with Lil Debbie on this one. I mean, we aren't writing our doctoral theses here.. This is a sex site - For Entertainment Purposes Only - so I think a bit of silliness is not only allowed, but mandatory. I much prefer it to the insult-trading and anger. Anyone here who hasn't posted a silly post, raise your hand. (looks around) I rest my case.

 

[Sammyjo]

Lasher...they may be hiding their homosexuality behind false marriages. That is something that I don't know for sure, as none of them has actually come out, that I know of...however, you will probably recall the fame of DD and how upset all the little girls were to find out men 20 years older than them were getting hitched...quite a riot when you look back, but then...it wasn't a pretty sight.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Remninds me of when Bruse Springstein got married and girls all over the country went "Damn!". Like they had a shot.

slut boy -- I have to admit that your first few posts made me think you were somewhat mentally incapacitated, or at least uncomfortable witht he English language. Then each post got more and more erudite and I started saying "WTF? What's with the intelligent posting and ten dollar words?" Just goes to show you not to read a poster by his typing.

 

[Lasher]

Hehehehe...

Anyone having seen the movie "Orgazmo" will appreciate this, otherwise...just go "HUH?" and move on.

I have this mental image of Slut_Boy actually being Choda Boy. Can't help it. Anytime I read one of his posts, it just pops into my head, "OH, look, it's Orgazmo....and CHODA BOY!!"

 

[Slut_boy]

Er....ummm...thanks Dixon *smiles and then excuses himself to go look up the word 'erudite' in the dictionary*

Yeah, I hear you Lasher. You are dying to caution me against looking things up in the dictionary after what happened to you. *laughs* Lash....I haven't seen Orgazmo. Please elaborate on Choda Boy. I can't sleep at night when something bothers me - and it wouldn't be fair to simply tell me to go and rent the video......hell I still need to get my hands on clerks *smiles truthfully*

PS. Is it possible for someone to smile 'truthfully' ?

 

[Lasher]

Uhhh....elaborate on Choda Boy??

Choda Boy is Orgazmo's sidekick, and helps Orgazmo fight crime with with a variety of specially altered sex toys. In "real life" Choda Boy has 2 PhD's from MIT, but chooses to work in porn so he can get laid on a regular basis. He is also a martial arts expert, but has issues from his youth regarding the practice of "Hamster" style (Heheheh....I just like saying Hamster style).

It's something you really need to see to appreciate.

 

[Slut_boy]

LOL @ hamster style. Okie dokie.....it will be watched. Say, Lasher, you seem to watch a lot of movies - hey you seen the 'cum shot' vid yet? Wait, don't answer that.

 

[Endlessly]

Doh.. If we ever banned stupid posts I'd never be able to post again.

I think freedom of speech is nifty.. As is freedom of brevity of speech. I've found a few (not many, but enough to make one wonder) super-short posts that have been more worthy of my reading time than some of the 4-paragraph goliaths. But hey, that's just me..

 

[Rosebud]

Originally posted by Lasher99:
Hehehehe...

Anyone having seen the movie "Orgazmo" will appreciate this, otherwise...just go "HUH?" and move on.

I have this mental image of Slut_Boy actually being Choda Boy. Can't help it. Anytime I read one of his posts, it just pops into my head, "OH, look, it's Orgazmo....and CHODA BOY!!"

Yeah, and just think how much power would be used in the orgasmo-ray

 

[Lasher]

LOL@Slut(Choda)_boy. Uhh...don't think so.

About the movies. What I want is my cable company to give me the option of a package with just movie channels and sports channels. It would make channel surfing so much fucking easier it all that other crap was gone.(You know, NBC, ABC, FOX, CBS, crap like that....talk about wasting my damn time).