Go ahead. Ask me anything.

[JHat]

I'm like a free online guru.

 

[COCK_STAR]

When you are an overnight guest at someone's house, is it frowned upon to masterbate in the shower?

 

[JHat]

When you are an overnight guest at someone's house, is it frowned upon to masterbate in the shower?

I'm sure your mom has been used to cleaning up your spooge for years now.

What's frowned upon is misspelling.

"Masturbate".

 

[COCK_STAR]

Thanks. Whipping up a batch now

 

[JHat]

Listen spooge monkey.

This thread is to ask the guru questions.

Not to talk about your little gherkin.

 

[DefineNormal]

question

the riddle of mankind oh great one ..

Is it Kraft macaroni and cheese , or Kraft cheese and macaroni ??

in more detail is powdered cheese real cheese ??

thanks for enlightening us cattle with your wisdom..

 

[JudasIscariot]

What's my dogs name?

 

[JHat]

the riddle of mankind oh great one ..

Is it Kraft macaroni and cheese , or Kraft cheese and macaroni ??

in more detail is powdered cheese real cheese ??

thanks for enlightening us cattle with your wisdom..

Ask the lady in the mobile home beside you.

 

[JHat]

What's my dogs name?

Taintlicker?

 

[annred]

what do you like to do?

 

[JHat]

what do you like to do?

Seriously?

That's your question?

 

[JudasIscariot]

Taintlicker?

No

Your not very good at this are you?

 

[JHat]

No

Your not very good at this are you?

Listen captain shallow

I'm the not the Great Zoltar

I'm here to help you with your sad little life.

Guru. Dispenser of Wisdom.

 

[JHat]

No

Your not very good at this are you?

And it's "you're", as in "you are".

"Your" is possessive, as in "your car".

You look like a dumbass when you confuse the two.

See? I've helped you already.

 

[chatguy1122]

Have you ever met anyone as self-absorbed as yourself? hahahahahahahahaha. Oh, I'm sorry. I spelled haha incorrectly. Oh what the hell, hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[JudasIscariot]

And it's "you're", as in "you are".

"Your" is possessive, as in "your car".

You look like a dumbass when you confuse the two.

See? I've helped you already.

I didn't realise I was back at fucking school

There's a full forum full of tits and ass and women or men wanting to talk and you'r more interested in my grammar. Enough said about you

 

[JHat]

I didn't realise I was back at fucking school

There's a full forum full of tits and ass and women or men wanting to talk and you'r more interested in my grammar. Enough said about you

Yet here you are.

Relax. Have a drink.

 

[chatguy1122]

"Yet, you are here", should be the proper punctuation, Einstein. You missed your comma. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[JudasIscariot]

"Yet, you are here", should be the proper punctuation, Einstein. You missed your comma. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Nicely played sir

 

[chatguy1122]

I find those that incessantly rip the intelligence of his/her peers are the same people that are as dumb as a bag of rocks. They also may be compensating for something else. hahahahahahahahahahahaha I prefer the latter in this situation.

 

[JHat]

"Yet, you are here", should be the proper punctuation, Einstein. You missed your comma. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Don't be a douche, "chatguy".

I'm helping people live richer, fuller lives here.

 

[chatguy1122]

Referring to me as a "douche" is the pot calling the kettle black, no?

 

[JHat]

Isn't there some sort of submission thread you're usually trolling on?

 

[chatguy1122]

Hell yeah! Give it a try, man! I love the fact that you came back with that response. It truly shows you've been had. hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Have fun enriching the lives of the people of lit. I'm willing to bet if you ask anyone that has had contact with you on this site, they will tell you exactly that.

Are you intelligent enough to detect sarcasm through text? Oh, that's a dumb question. Of course you can.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I feel like I should get pop corn and watch out for the springing cocks