Being both a massive attention whore and a shameless bandwagoner, I'm choosing to follow HottieMama's example and open a thread so people can prod and poke and ask all manner of awkward questions. I won't promise to answer all of them unconditionally, but the chances are pretty good I will anyway.
Go ahead, ask me anything.
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the captians wench
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I'm just here to poke and prod, some one else can ask the questions. 
Sir_Winston54
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Inquiring Minds want to know...
Since you're so seldom here any more (or at least so seldom *post*), how are things going in your love lives, housing, socialization, etc., etc., ad nauseum?
We've missed your patented brand of wit and humor (not always the same thing, lol!), so give us a thorough dose!
ETA: And what's an "Internet Defective?"
Since you're so seldom here any more (or at least so seldom *post*), how are things going in your love lives, housing, socialization, etc., etc., ad nauseum?
We've missed your patented brand of wit and humor (not always the same thing, lol!), so give us a thorough dose!
ETA: And what's an "Internet Defective?"
HottieMama
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Oh YAY....following my example...
OK...here goes....and I am generally NOT nice..LOL
What is the shittiest thing you have ever done to a sub/slave/bottom? (Shitty as in unethical...)
Have you ever ignored a safeword?
What is your most taboo fetish?
Ever cheated on a committed partner?
Thoughts on drinking alcohol/using drugs while scening?
OK...here goes....and I am generally NOT nice..LOL
What is the shittiest thing you have ever done to a sub/slave/bottom? (Shitty as in unethical...)
Have you ever ignored a safeword?
What is your most taboo fetish?
Ever cheated on a committed partner?
Thoughts on drinking alcohol/using drugs while scening?
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sereneone4u
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Why I will never start a thread like this.
I just want to know when you want to play waiter and me be your customer.
HottieMama
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Why I will never start a thread like this.
My thread taught me to be careful what I "asked" for...LOL. I am waiting patiently for the answers...
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"What is the shittiest thing you have ever done to a sub/slave/bottom? (Shitty as in unethical...)"
This could be a thread all by itself.
Fuck it lets hijack this thead what is the shittiest thing you have ever done to someone.
I'll start, I went over to a girls house she sat me down gave me a great blowjob swolled my load, then I broke up with her.
This could be a thread all by itself.
Fuck it lets hijack this thead what is the shittiest thing you have ever done to someone.
I'll start, I went over to a girls house she sat me down gave me a great blowjob swolled my load, then I broke up with her.
satindesire
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If you had to choose between pretty face/ugly body, or ugly face/great body, which one would you choose?
What is the first book you remember reading?
What is your most vivid childhood memory?
Do you prefer redheads, blondes or brunettes?
What is the first book you remember reading?
What is your most vivid childhood memory?
Do you prefer redheads, blondes or brunettes?
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I can't believe no-one's asked this yet...
"What is your name?"
"What is your quest?"
"What is the average flight speed of an unladen swallow?"
"What is your name?"
"What is your quest?"
"What is the average flight speed of an unladen swallow?"
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Lizzie_Borden
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Where have you been???
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Since you're so seldom here any more (or at least so seldom *post*), how are things going in your love lives, housing, socialization, etc., etc., ad nauseum?
We've missed your patented brand of wit and humor (not always the same thing, lol!), so give us a thorough dose!
ETA: And what's an "Internet Defective?"
I'm lazy, that's why. There's not a lot that's changed from last month, actually, which was when I was posted an update - relationship continues to impress, close friends remain as close as ever, old friends are starting to get back in contact with me. Funny thing happened yesterday, when I got left a note by (presumably) the same person who also got her coworker to give me her phone number that read "You are smoking hot!!"
I sense she is not being entirely truthful. I'm not hard on the eyes, but smoking hot is an order of magnitude too far. There just generally seems to be a higher rate of interest in me from the fairer sex lately, thinking about it, although naturally the ones I'd particularly like to play with appear uninterested.
That, and for some reason Syd is hitting on me over Fetlife.
[It reads 'Internet DeTective', so there.]
1 - the only thing I can think of was going harder and faster than I should have with a girl who was very new to the scene and possibly kink as well. She was in something of a sub-frenzy and, although I didn't stop and think about it in those terms, I did take advantage and carried on where somebody smarter would have backed off. I can't say I've done anything particularly shitty to anybody, for that matter.
2 - No. Often enough, we don't even reach safewords. Whether this is because I'm expert at just touching the boundaries or because I don't go hard enough is entirely up to you.
3 - ageplay gets a lot of bad press, and I can understand why, but the one that is most taboo is probably the predilection for punching and kicking, violence that's more feral than most and which seems to bring to mind domestic abuse in the minds of a few.
4 - not exactly, certainly not intentionally. I let a friend of mine give me a blowjob without checking in with the girl: our agreement is that I can play with people, but she doesn't really want me having sex with just anybody, and the blowjob came after we'd played, leading me to think it was part of that.
5 - I don't do drugs, so that's a moot point, but alcohol is an interesting one. I wouldn't get hammered and then try to play, that's blindingly obvious, and I think if I were playing with somebody I didn't know well I'd want to be sober for it, but with people I knew well and had played with before, I think one or two is fairly acceptable. I'm a person with a lot of nervous energy by default and if a couple helps settle me down, so be it. The girl also has positive opinions on scenes involving mild inebriation, which is something I'm keeping in the hopper because I like the potential.
1 - Pretty face, ugly body. I'm not sure what you define as ugly, but fat can be exercised off and disfiguring elements could be fixed with surgery much easier than similar things could be fixed with an ugly face. There's also that by the time I could make those decisions, I'd have grown accustomed to my face - I wouldn't want to change my face if somebody gave me the option because it's MY face.
2 - I remember vaguely reading a book about dinosaurs when I was very young, but that's an interest that, sadly, didn't stick. The first ones I remember reading and can give you titles and such are Roald Dahl's - Matilda, Fantastic Mr. Fox, James and the Giant Peach and so on. I was a really smart cookie as a kid, so I identified with Matilda and I do remember wishing I could do the things she did.
3 - I actually don't have any. My memory is not good as it is, but with a few exceptions, it gets downright fuzzy beyond about 13. I do remember celebrating the new millennium, though, which would have made me 11 at the time.
4 - Redheads, as a rule.
"What is your name?"
"What is your quest?"
"What is the average flight speed of an unladen swallow?"
"Duke Henleigh Granville-Pope, heir to the Duchy of Sussex."
"What is your quest?"
"I was told, days ago, that a dear friend of mine suffered terribly from an ailment known as 'updog', and I have travelled the length and the breadth of the land to find somebody who can offer me a cure for this most grievous of troubles."
"What is the average flight speed of an unladen swallow?"
"It depends how hard I throw them."
Honestly, it is a really bold choice.
So, MasterSir, should Etoile start one of these?
And, I'm curious, what is your favorite bdsm implement?
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YES. Go forth, O Sultana of the Sapphic, and make a thread where you get to brag about yourself!
Favourite implement, assuming I'm not allowed to count my hands, is the humble riding crop. Haven't actually had a chance to use it for a while because it's an awkward thing to carry - too long to fit in my normal bag, too small to justify taking my big bag.
Sir_Winston54
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Oh. Sorry. I'm old and feeble, you know, and my eyesight isn't what it used to be, except for girl parts. Then it's better than 20/20.
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Soooo...you don't mind girls with nice faces and less-than-ideal bodies, and you like ageplay and punching.
Have you ever considered moving to America? You know, like the South, for instance? Alabama, possibly? Or even Georgia, Tennessee, or Florida?
Have you ever considered moving to America? You know, like the South, for instance? Alabama, possibly? Or even Georgia, Tennessee, or Florida?
Funny thing is, a year or two ago I'd probably have torn you apart for asking a question like this. Kink has totally mellowed me out. Either that, or I've just become jaded. Let's not dwell on that.
Kink is a fairly easy one. I think, gun to my head, I'd go with choking and strangulation - I probably couldn't say 'violence' and get away with it, but choking is a sufficient narrow field. And it is choking rather than breathplay, there is a line between the two. As for why, as sappy as this might sound, it's the look she gets on her face when I let up, the dreamy, half-asleep smile. I can't get enough of it. And the best part is, I'm told that's a pretty common reaction.
Fantasy varies, naturally. At the moment, favourite fantasy ties into favourite position - lately, the girl and I have been introducing anal play with an eye towards anal sex somewhere down the road, and she came up with a hell of a scene combining that with something I touched upon earlier. She likes the idea of Daddy tucking her into bed, going off to do what adults do, then coming back a little later having had a few - not drunk, not sober, somewhere in between - and violating her. Cuffing her hands to the top of her bed, pushing her face into the pillows and fucking her arse.
Seemed like a good idea at the time. Pretty sure that's one to keep hold of.
Soooo...you don't mind girls with nice faces and less-than-ideal bodies, and you like ageplay and punching.
Have you ever considered moving to America? You know, like the South, for instance? Alabama, possibly? Or even Georgia, Tennessee, or Florida?
Why goodness me, whatever could you be insinuating, I'm sure I have no earthly idea being just a simple boy from the big city. [/deadpan] I'm also sure a couple of people might raise objections to the idea of me leaving town. In fact, thinking about it, I think if I'm breaking America I've already been bagsied three times.
...actually, my life's pretty alright, isn't it?
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