G'Morning my LIT Freeeaaaks

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i haven't been up this early in a long time

*sips coffee*

"where my posters at??"

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i need a woman right about now for some good ol' morning sex

 

[blobfish]

You came to the wrong place to find women.

 

[butters]

You came to the wrong place to find women.

particularly as most here know he's an out and out lying plagiarist, guilty of posting poems as his own but which were penned by other people on the net.

 

[islandman]

particularly as most here know he's an out and out lying plagiarist, guilty of posting poems as his own but which were penned by other people on the net.

And, according to the grapevine, he's a lousy lover.

 

[butters]

And, according to the grapevine, he's a lousy lover.

he fucked a grapevine?

and it gave him a poor rating?


doooooooooooooooodddddd, that's harsh

 

[islandman]

he fucked a grapevine?

and it gave him a poor rating?


doooooooooooooooodddddd, that's harsh

A poor rating and a rash.

 

[butters]

A poor rating and a rash.

haemeroids might have been more fitting, somehow, though the rash is justified.

 

[Wings]

Those are the breaks when you live the thorn life.

 

[islandman]

Those are the breaks when you live the thorn life.

The silence is defeaning.

 

[Wings]

The silence is defeaning.

He's a pretend thug. Vines. Thorns. Rashes. I don't give a fuck, I made myself giggle.

 

[islandman]

He's a pretend thug. Vines. Thorns. Rashes. I don't give a fuck, I made myself giggle.

Oh, I got it.

Should have just responded with a *groan*.

 

[Wings]

Oh, I got it.

Should have just responded with a *groan*.

That is the usual response to whatever I say anyway so that would have been safe.

 

[islandman]

That is the usual response to whatever I say anyway so that would have been safe.

Meh.

Go fuck a Boy.

 

[Wings]

Meh.

Go fuck a Boy.

Ha. Deal.

 

[killallhippies]

particularly as most here know he's an out and out lying plagiarist, guilty of posting poems as his own but which were penned by other people on the net.

i didn't know this.

 

[Sean]

i didn't know this.

N00b!

 

[killallhippies]

i will kill you.

 

[Sean]

i will kill you.

Pffftt! All your base are belong to us.

 

[killallhippies]

that reminds me: do you pronounce the p in pwned or just say owned? apparently there's more than one school of thought on this. i had no idea.

 

[Sean]

that reminds me: do you pronounce the p in pwned or just say owned? apparently there's more than one school of thought on this. i had no idea.

I can't remember ever actually saying it out loud, but in my head it's "powned".

 

[islandman]

I can't remember ever actually saying it out loud, but in my head it's "powned".

Ditto.

 

[killallhippies]

me too. i think anyone who says/thinks owned should be placed up against the nearest wall to be shot twice in the back of the head. imho, of course.

 

[blobfish]

In my head, I always pronounced it "pawned". I'm probably in the minority.