Giving oral...

[Mycocknyou83]

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[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Find a woman to practice on.

I assume youre young. But when I was young I scored almost every time with audacity. Hit them between their eyes with, I WANNA EAT YOU.

Find a gal who needs the money and offer to pay for oral. Many are flattered if the money is right.

And you can always buy an out call from a local hooker.

 

[Etaski]

The above is definitely a direct way to solve the problem of having few opportunities to practice. Might have consequences, but you'd have your pussy-eating practice.

Out of curiosity, have you asked her why she doesn't prefer to receive oral?

Do you really, really like it?

Does she know that?

Also, by the way, do you know whether she simply thinks of herself as "unclean" and therefore will never relax no matter how mad your skillz are? Does it hurt her? Is she more numb being "not into it"?

I love giving men oral. Love it.

Guess what? I had to accept that one man I was with, while he enjoyed what I did, could not cum from what I was doing. He said, "I'm just not wired that way." He thought it was due to an earlier experience where a woman used her teeth on him in an unpleasant way while trying to be erotic (or at least points to that as his block.

At first, I wanted to try to see if somehow my mad skillz would overcome this block. It didn't, though I appreciated that he let me try. In the end, I just enjoyed what I could and "gave him permission" not to be bowled over by my attempts at something he just didn't really want, and to not take any offense. There were plenty of other things to do.

*shrug* Think about why you're asking what you're asking. It offers more respect to your partner.

 

[Mycocknyou83]

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[Emerson40]

My partner does not prefer receiving oral, and I'm looking to practice to get better in hopes to get them more into it. Since I don't get many opportunities to do it, what is the best way to practice giving a woman oral? Hopefully this isn't a stupid question (even though it probably is).
Thanks!

The best way to practice is with a woman.

As far as hiring a pro, you will get encouragement, but I don’t know how much you’ll learn. She’ll ride your moustache and tell you you’re the finest eater of hoohoo pie as long as your placing Grants or Franklins on the nightstand.

Have you tried talking to your partner and asking her for help? Some guys don’t know where the clit is, and some do but dive on it like it’s a last meal, without any lead up or paying any attention to the surrounding areas. If you are flailing away down there and not being receptive to her reactions, she may never relax and enjoy your minstrations and oral negotiations.

Your partner is the best to advise you what works and doesn't work for her. Assuming she has no hang ups with you dining at the Y, ask her about how she likes to be touched / approached / licked / sucked / finger-banged / etc. Be accepting of some criticism, be patient, and pay attention to her words and her reactions.

You can also use the search function on this site and seek out other threads on this, or related topics. I'm sure you will find many enlightening posts from some Ladies o' Lit describing what they enjoy, and what best gets them off in the oral department.

Good luck, and happy nom, nom, nom!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Find a woman to practice on.

I assume youre young. But when I was young I scored almost every time with audacity. Hit them between their eyes with, I WANNA EAT YOU.

Find a gal who needs the money and offer to pay for oral. Many are flattered if the money is right.

And you can always buy an out call from a local hooker.

^^^^
Everything about this probably wrong. Perhaps there are a few girls this would work on, but saying that to a girl with whom you aren't in a relationship is likely to get your giblets ripped off.

I don't think I know a single girl who would be flattered if I offered her money for oral, regardless of the cost. I think that's absolute pig shit.

Maybe this poster is in a completely different circle of people than I am, but fuck. I can't imagine many women being flattered by that.

Tell your partner that YOU enjoy doing it and maybe she will be more willing to work on it. Ask her what could make it better.

 

[berk12345]

She just prefers me inside her. Definitely not complaining about that. It feels good for her and she will cum from it, but she's just not into it as much as I. You are probably correct, it may always be that way, just thought I'd give it some extra effort on my part.

I could have written this post...My wife would be perfectly happy if I never went down on her again. I will get her off when I do it, but she said it just isn't her thing. She isn't into orgasms from her clit. She'd rather have me inside of her giving her a g-spot one. All I can do is wait for the moment where she lets me do it and do the best that I can.

 

[Aphro]

Are you using mouth/tongue only, or "digital enhancement"?

If not...try digital enhancement.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

^^^^
Everything about this probably wrong. Perhaps there are a few girls this would work on, but saying that to a girl with whom you aren't in a relationship is likely to get your giblets ripped off.

I don't think I know a single girl who would be flattered if I offered her money for oral, regardless of the cost. I think that's absolute pig shit.

Maybe this poster is in a completely different circle of people than I am, but fuck. I can't imagine many women being flattered by that.

Tell your partner that YOU enjoy doing it and maybe she will be more willing to work on it. Ask her what could make it better.

Think what you want, but your remarks make me think youre horribly inexperienced with women when it comes to sex, or I'm tuned in to their needs better.

Never believe what a woman says about her sexual appetites; they talk shit and do worse! And they do not respect cowards and gentlemen.

 

[Loverskitten]

Think what you want, but your remarks make me think youre horribly inexperienced with women when it comes to sex, or I'm tuned in to their needs better.

Never believe what a woman says about her sexual appetites; they talk shit and do worse! And they do not respect cowards and gentlemen.

Hahahaha, so women are liars and respond to you telling them "I WANNA EAT YOU" ?????? BAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Loverskitten]

Now for some real advice.
Some women are self conscious about their vaginas. Especially young, inexperienced women.
Compliment her. Tell her she's beautiful down there, tell her you love her smell and taste. She'll be more responsive.

 

[Loverskitten]

Are you using mouth/tongue only, or "digital enhancement"?

If not...try digital enhancement.

Seconded

 

[Emerson40]

Think what you want, but your remarks make me think youre horribly inexperienced with women when it comes to sex, or I'm tuned in to their needs better.

Never believe what a woman says about her sexual appetites; they talk shit and do worse! And they do not respect cowards and gentlemen.

I think perhaps you are both talking about different women. You mean women like this, right. Different circles...

I'll assume your bolded comment was in jest... which is probably a safer assumption than saying all women are unable to clearly communicate their sexual needs and desires. General, broad-stroke comments like this are likely to antagonize and provoke a response, and have me wondering if you are aware that fire and the wheel have now been discovered.

Again, perhaps we just move in different circles.

 

[luvnmyboys]

If you want to please your partner with oral, you need to practice with her. Not everyone likes the same thing. If she prefers penetration, try rubbing her gspot while giving oral. Ask her to tell you what she likes while practicing.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Think what you want, but your remarks make me think youre horribly inexperienced with women when it comes to sex, or I'm tuned in to their needs better.

Never believe what a woman says about her sexual appetites; they talk shit and do worse! And they do not respect cowards and gentlemen.

I am indeed inexperienced. Practically a virgin. However, I don't think I'm a complete fool. I'm aware that some women like to be spoken to in a filthy manner. But wanting to be solicited to practice oral on them for money? Hmmmm. I've got a hard time believing there are many who would find that appealing.

So you're saying that if I told a girl, "I suck at oral. I need to learn to get better. I'm not interested in dating you or having you be my partner, so I'd like to pay to lick your cunny (because that's what you must call it)", she would be flattered? I guess when I put it that way, I see what you mean. How could she not? I can just imagine that look in her eyes when you toss the money on the table and say, "I wanna eat your cunny. And I'll stroke my peeny whilst eating. You bitch." Watch out, or she'll cream her knickers then and there!!!

"Never believe what a woman says about her sexual appetites,"
said every rapist and frat boy on the face of the earth. I find this to be the most ridiculous dick drip you've ever posted. You know better? You're so in tune with a woman's needs that you know what she wants and needs better than she does? You better be careful or these girls here are going to be begging for mustache rides on that silver beauty.

Women don't respect cowards. I'll agree. Gentleman?? Really? You're going to make that blanket statement? Well, I guess a lot of women DO have respect for the rapey types. I mean, Ted Bundy does get a lot of attention from the ladies. Err, did. You've got to be mentally fucked up to make the statement that women don't respect gentleman.

So I say all that to say that I'll go with the fact that I am inexperienced. I'd cut off my own dick, batter it, fry it up and eat it with powdered sugar on top before I will admit that you are more in tune with a woman's needs than I am. Or that you are more in tune with a woman's needs than an alligator with a scorching case of HIV, for that matter.

And, let the record reflect, fucking a lot of women doesn't have shit to do with whether or not you are in tune with a woman's needs. I'm really curious to what women you know that are just keen on you offering money for some cunnilingus and being flattered. How is that fucking flattering to a woman? You are a head case.

 

[bailadora]

Never believe what a woman says about her sexual appetites; they talk shit and do worse! And they do not respect cowards and gentlemen.

Hmm, maybe I'm an outlier. Because while I definitely don't respect a coward, I sure as hell respect and appreciate a gentleman. Then again, I was brought up in the South and things like manners are pretty high up on the list of criteria.

It's taken me a while to figure out exactly what I like, but once I did, I haven't had a problem communicating those desires to my husband.

 

[UhlBWett]

Thank you!

If you want to please your partner with oral, you need to practice with her. Not everyone likes the same thing. If she prefers penetration, try rubbing her gspot while giving oral. Ask her to tell you what she likes while practicing.

Wonderful advice.........

 

[Aphro]

Cowards and GENTLEMEN...please form a line to the left. Thank you.

 

[UhlBWett]

Mmmmmmmm

Cowards and GENTLEMEN...please form a line to the left. Thank you.

How about a line kneeling at the rear for us not so gentlemanly types?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think perhaps you are both talking about different women. You mean women like this, right. Different circles...

I'll assume your bolded comment was in jest... which is probably a safer assumption than saying all women are unable to clearly communicate their sexual needs and desires. General, broad-stroke comments like this are likely to antagonize and provoke a response, and have me wondering if you are aware that fire and the wheel have now been discovered.

Again, perhaps we just move in different circles.

I suspect the circle with which he runs is rife with genital warts and the clap.

Based on everything this guy has written ever, it wasn't in jest.

Me fuck. U suck.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Hmm, maybe I'm an outlier. Because while I definitely don't respect a coward, I sure as hell respect and appreciate a gentleman. Then again, I was brought up in the South and things like manners are pretty high up on the list of criteria.

It's taken me a while to figure out exactly what I like, but once I did, I haven't had a problem communicating those desires to my husband.

My ancestors landed at Jamestown in 1607 and were greeted by my Potomac ancestors, plus a couple other tribes with ancestor members. I value manners, too, but a few of my ancestors plugged a few bastards, and one hit a coward across the face with a riding croup to force him to duel.

Southern women like their men a little bit religious, a little bit crazy, and skilled at love. The bed is no place for a gentleman.

 

[Lord Pmann]

My ancestors landed at Jamestown in 1607 and were greeted by my Potomac ancestors, plus a couple other tribes with ancestor members. I value manners, too, but a few of my ancestors plugged a few bastards, and one hit a coward across the face with a riding croup to force him to duel.

Southern women like their men a little bit religious, a little bit crazy, and skilled at love. The bed is no place for a gentleman.

Bwhahaha. Holy shit. This guy is for real.

Indeed, the bedroom is no place for a gentleman.

UUUUUNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHH
*beats fists on chest*

The saddest thing about this post:

"but a few of my ancestors plugged a few bastards, and one hit a coward across the face with a riding croup to force him to duel."

The sad part is that the Johnson fucker didn't lose that duel. I imagine these crazy fuck genes have been breeding all over the place like nutria.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I am indeed inexperienced. Practically a virgin. However, I don't think I'm a complete fool. I'm aware that some women like to be spoken to in a filthy manner. But wanting to be solicited to practice oral on them for money? Hmmmm. I've got a hard time believing there are many who would find that appealing.

So you're saying that if I told a girl, "I suck at oral. I need to learn to get better. I'm not interested in dating you or having you be my partner, so I'd like to pay to lick your cunny (because that's what you must call it)", she would be flattered? I guess when I put it that way, I see what you mean. How could she not? I can just imagine that look in her eyes when you toss the money on the table and say, "I wanna eat your cunny. And I'll stroke my peeny whilst eating. You bitch." Watch out, or she'll cream her knickers then and there!!!

"Never believe what a woman says about her sexual appetites,"
said every rapist and frat boy on the face of the earth. I find this to be the most ridiculous dick drip you've ever posted. You know better? You're so in tune with a woman's needs that you know what she wants and needs better than she does? You better be careful or these girls here are going to be begging for mustache rides on that silver beauty.

Women don't respect cowards. I'll agree. Gentleman?? Really? You're going to make that blanket statement? Well, I guess a lot of women DO have respect for the rapey types. I mean, Ted Bundy does get a lot of attention from the ladies. Err, did. You've got to be mentally fucked up to make the statement that women don't respect gentleman.

So I say all that to say that I'll go with the fact that I am inexperienced. I'd cut off my own dick, batter it, fry it up and eat it with powdered sugar on top before I will admit that you are more in tune with a woman's needs than I am. Or that you are more in tune with a woman's needs than an alligator with a scorching case of HIV, for that matter.

And, let the record reflect, fucking a lot of women doesn't have shit to do with whether or not you are in tune with a woman's needs. I'm really curious to what women you know that are just keen on you offering money for some cunnilingus and being flattered. How is that fucking flattering to a woman? You are a head case.

You definitely dont approach any woman acting like a fool, and you dont make it clear why you want them, you make it clear that you want them and by golly youll pay them for the honor of experiencing their charms. And dont be stingy with your offer. I've paid women who offered sex for free. And I always go down on protitutes. Its a courtesy most respect. You dont act like a gentleman, you treat them honorably, like prisoners of lust.

Thing is, you dont know if I'm speaking from experience or fulla shit, but I bet most of these women know.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Bwhahaha. Holy shit. This guy is for real.

Indeed, the bedroom is no place for a gentleman.

UUUUUNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHH
*beats fists on chest*

The saddest thing about this post:

"but a few of my ancestors plugged a few bastards, and one hit a coward across the face with a riding croup to force him to duel."

The sad part is that the Johnson fucker didn't lose that duel. I imagine these crazy fuck genes have been breeding all over the place like nutria.

Its worse than you can imagine. But I have wonderful stories to share with my grandkids.Remind me to share what my momma did in court. It made the newspaper.

 

[Zulae]

I just LOVE a gentleman in my bed! He will make me smile, he will make me laugh and most of the time he will make me cum. What else could a woman ask for?