Give this to the Japanese

[torchthebitch]

and they'll build it into a Real Doll

Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors (that even play videos to 'help')

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...or-donors-play-videos-help.html#ixzz278L2tTsP

 

[torchthebitch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXs3g56SNCk

 

[Aquagal]

Ha! It even thrusts!

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i'll give them the Wii back hahah

 

[blobfish]

Since this is Japan, the hole might be indistinguishable from that of a pencil sharpener.

 

[TonyClifton]

And they'll build it into a Real Doll.

Mom, I want one of those SuckoMatic dolls, they look like a lot of fun.

"Eric, how much do they cost?"

They are only $20,000

"Honey, let's wait until they are on sale at Walmart."

Okay Mom, but can we buy the Vego-Matic? It's only $9.95

"Honey, I think you should be doing other things that watching television."

 

[hobbit.]

How did you find this?

~edited to add~ the article not the apparatus

 

[torchthebitch]

Manui dat cognitio vires.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Manui dat cognitio vires.

wtf.......

 

[miles]

Does it come with an reacharound attachment?

 

[bronzeage]

Does it come with an reacharound attachment?

Abe Lincoln was right.

 

[run_silent]

Soon women will become obsolete. At least the quite ones that just lay there. You can through it out when you are done with it and no messy divorce. However, I wouldn't buy a used one on ebay.

 

[torchthebitch]

Soon women will become obsolete. At least the quiet ones that just lay there.

FYP and don't knock it. Peace and quiet is underestimated

You can throw it out when you are done with it and no messy divorce. However, I wouldn't buy a used one on ebay.

FYP and very wise.

 

[HAL_9000]

Needs tits.

 

[Shagly]

and they'll build it into a Real Doll



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...or-donors-play-videos-help.html#ixzz278L2tTsP

Does WallyWorld sell those?

 

[Quoll]

Does it come with an reacharound attachment?

Is that a silent "r", how do you pronounce reacharound with a vowel sound?

 

[torchthebitch]

Needs tits.

Hence the opening premise.

 

[Polarbear57]

I prefer the real thing.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

I prefer the real thing.

hahaha

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I prefer the real thing.

Okay, I laughed...