Give me some Ideas

[Aquila]

Due to hanns constant nagging and fucking with the people on the board, Ive decided to post some new nude photos. since he seems so intent on browsing. I want him to forever remember that the reason he sees my ass, and cock is because he can't keep his mouth shut.


In any case I will be posting 15 new pictures. But I need some suggestions here.
Help me out, what should I post 7 penis, 8 butt? or should I try and pose like a SUPAHSTAH?

I have absolute 0 body modesty, if you people haven't guessed yet.

 

[Wiggles]

Paint your ass white. Get some gold or silver boxers.

Scrunch the boxers up about four inches below your butt line, and bend over.

Presto! A light bulb!

 

[Wiggles]

If you're iffy on the paint thang... put some baby oil on your ass and fluff some powder back there. Maybe some glitter?

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Put on a corset and tuck it in...oh yeah!

 

[Guest]

perfect fat fucker naked.

 

[Aquila]

Paint your ass white. Get some gold or silver boxers.

Scrunch the boxers up about four inches below your butt line, and bend over.

Presto! A light bulb!

ok that makes me stipulate something that doesnt require paint. or other toy like things.

I got a webcam, think things you can do while pressing the mouse button.

 

[Wiggles]

ok that makes me stipulate something that doesnt require paint. or other toy like things.

Pffft

 

[Aquila]

Put on a corset and tuck it in...oh yeah!

the hell is a corset?

 

[MissTaken]

ok that makes me stipulate something that doesnt require paint. or other toy like things.

I got a webcam, think things you can do while pressing the mouse button.

Does the cam have a five second timer?

Mine does and it sure comes in handy

 

[Aquila]

Does the cam have a five second timer?

Mine does and it sure comes in handy

oooo I think maybe I can set that up.

 

[Guest]

 

[Aquila]

Some people are so gross...that they lose inhibitions about themselves because they KNOW what the reaction will be.

People are inhibited because they FEAR the reaction


Aquila knows he's a fat porker. He knws that people will say "nice pics!" in a condecending manner......as if to give the little fat man a little ego boost

Tell you what old hannsi old buddie.

I want yuo to take a good look at my ass, and kiss your monitor when I post it.

Kay?

 

[freakygirl]

Hanns never picks on me..

Anyone know why? Am I that lame that I don't deserve having bullshit threads started about me?

 

[Guest]

 

[Aquila]

You have to turn down hanns when he PMs you for cybersex for you to get his full attention. Everyone that turns him down gets his extra special attention. which is why he follows me around like a puppy dog.

Im sorry hanns, I just don't like you that way. No means no.

 

[Guest]

 

[Aquila]

You don't understand how society works.


You = fat, gross, little man

Me = tall, handsome, successful


I am treated 10x better than you by people...even complete strangers

Sub consciously I get treated with respect more than you would.

If I go to a bank and meet the manager, looking dapper as fuck....I would get treated with more respect than some waddling, bearded little oik like you



Therefore you don't have any comeback on me....nothing you say has an impact....I win, I won. I am better, I am more succesful, I am better looking, I have more money, I have fucked better looking chicks


Thats just the way it 'rolls' fatty

Mmmm hmmm..

Who is it again that has the boat the home near the beach, the executive level job and the education to go even farther.

Why I believe thats me.

Would you like me to scan my w2 so you feel even more pitiful?

 

[freakygirl]

Your a non-entity

You just make up the numbers here

Aquila stands out with his fat grossness

mind you....your face and that shitty little smirk on it are quite annoying

That was seriously lame.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Sick ideas

How about a shots of you in a tutu, a mumu, and some pink, bunny slippers?