Give Me a Smile

[Samandiriel]

I do that with pee.

You win.

 

[NoJo]

You win.

I don't really do that. I was just shitting you.

 

[Samandiriel]

I don't really do that. I was just shitting you.

I told you once, I'm not into that.....oh sorry, I thought you said "on".

 

[NoJo]

I told you once, I'm not into that.....oh sorry, I thought you said "on".

I do say "on" sometimes. It never produces much reaction with humans. You're good at playing the dominatrix. I play the harpsichord. we could do a duet.

 

[Samandiriel]

I do say "on" sometimes. It never produces much reaction with humans. You're good at playing the dominatrix. I play the harpsichord. we could do a duet.

I think I'm falling in love with you. Can I flog you while you play?

 

[NoJo]

I think I'm falling in love with you. Can I flog you while you play?

It depends. How good are you at beating time?

 

[Samandiriel]

It depends. How good are you at beating time?

I trained at Juliard and the Karl Lagerfeld bondage rooms.

 

[NoJo]

I trained at Juliard and the Karl Lagerfeld bondage rooms.

So you dress like a jazz musician and play music like a fashion designer. It figures.

 

[Samandiriel]

So you dress like a jazz musician and play music like a fashion designer. It figures.

OKay, okay!!! I confess............I'm really Dame Edna.

 

[NoJo]

OKay, okay!!! I confess............I'm really Dame Edna.

Well I'm gladiola to meet you.

 

[Samandiriel]

Well I'm gladiola to meet you.

Lover? that bordered on lame, try again...........hey, this is making me smile, how bout you?

Don't want to get Lou's knickers in a twist because we took over her happy little thread.

 

[Guy Delphine]

All of you.

Especially you, Joe. It makes me glum to see you so grey in your AV. If I thought you'd believe me, I'd tell you I'd flash my tits, in exchange for a smile. But, you know I wouldn't do that. Or maybe I would...?

Anyway, here's something that's bound to put a smile on anyone's face:






Gotta love the excitable fruit.


Lou

You always make me smile, you luscious lovely you.

 

[NoJo]

Lover? that bordered on lame, try again...........hey, this is making me smile, how bout you?

Don't want to get Lou's knickers in a twist because we took over her happy little thread.

oops, I read it as "smilie".

 

[Samandiriel]

oops, I read it as "smilie".

I'm switching to the braille monitor now.

 

[Guest]

Don't want to get Lou's knickers in a twist because we took over her happy little thread.

Please, don't stop. Ever.

No, stop.

Don't.

I love you both.

 

[Guest]

You always make me smile, you luscious lovely you.

Awww, and that made me grin. Big.

 

[Samandiriel]

Please, don't stop. Ever.

No, stop.

Don't.

I love you both.

Let's make a sandwich.

 

[Guest]

Let's make a sandwich.

(Perfect.)

 

[Samandiriel]

(Perfect.)

As the yanks would say....A Sub sandwich.

 

[cloudy]

(Perfect.)

Can I get in on this sandwich? It can be a double-decker!

I'm writing again!

 

[Samandiriel]

Can I get in on this sandwich? It can be a double-decker!

I'm writing again!

I vote you in.

I sent you help, it's my angelic duty.

 

[Guest]

Can I get in on this sandwich? It can be a double-decker!

I'm writing again!

YES! Please do.

A whoopy nana for you, babe!!

 

[Samandiriel]

Lou, you're quite subdued for someone who is smiling.

 

[NoJo]

Lou, you're quite subdued for someone who is smiling.

She always smiles when she's subdued.

 

[Guest]

She always smiles when she's subdued.

Yep, and that's very tricky to do with a ball-gag in my mouth.