Give Me a Smile

[dolf]

you people actually like the nana

 

[Trinique_Fire]

you people actually like the nana

Briny IS the nana.

 

[dolf]

Briny IS the nana.

kill the briny

 

[hydrex]

Briny IS the nana.

I'm still telling you were here havin fun and smilin.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

kill the briny

But by killing the briny, therein we end up killing the nana, and that would be an untimely death. The nana is a symbol of all things nanaish and should not be punished for the sole sake of the death of briny. The nana is most holy.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

I'm still telling you were here havin fun and smilin.

 

[NoJo]

I dug up an old photo of me smiling. It was taken in 1981.

 

[Guest]

I dug up an old photo of me smiling. It was taken in 1981.

Thank you, Joe.

Ok, dead thread now. It achieved its objective.

 

[NoJo]

Edited.

 

[Kassiana]

So there was a nun who decided not only that she couldn't remain a nun, but she wanted to leave her Order to become a prostitute. (Makes her appropriate for here, then, right?) She went to her Mother Superior and told her that she was going to leave the convent and become a prostitute.

Well, the Mother fainted dead away. The nun called for help, and after some treatment, the Mother woke up and feebly called for the nun who was leaving. Mother asked her to please repeat what she'd said earlier, so the nun said again that she was going to leave and become a prostitute.

"Oh, thank Heaven!" Mother sighed. "I thought you said Protestant."

 

[Samandiriel]

Aw. Lou, this is so sweet...I'm sorry I dropping in here.

Can I borrow that dress?

 

[NoJo]

You just want to smear it in blood and dance around it.

 

[Samandiriel]

You just want to smear it in blood and dance around it.

Someone has a big mouth.

 

[NoJo]

Someone has a big mouth.

You can't scare me. Ow. I suddenly have a blinding headache.

 

[Samandiriel]

You can't scare me. Ow. I suddenly have a blinding headache.

Oops...I was trying to aim lower, stupid telekenetic powers.

 

[NoJo]

Oops...I was trying to aim lower, stupid telekenetic powers.

I'm not that stupid. I wear garlic down there.

 

[Samandiriel]

I'm not that stupid. I wear garlic down there.

That explains a lot.



I like your smile in that AV...I've never seen a vertical one before, hare lip?

 

[Guest]

Ahhh, two of my favourite sadists posting together. Suddenly the day took a turn for the better.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*stalking Joe*

*pounce*

Objective achieved

 

[Samandiriel]

Ahhh, two of my favourite sadists posting together. Suddenly the day took a turn for the better.

He begs to be me.
He wants my make-up tips and I won't give in.

 

[NoJo]

He begs to be me.
He wants my make-up tips and I won't give in.

Make up? You wear make up? How --- human of you.

 

[Samandiriel]

Make up? You wear make up? How --- human of you.

Sure tell everyone how un-natural I am, next you'll be blabbing about how I dye my hair.

 

[NoJo]

Sure tell everyone how un-natural I am, next you'll be blabbing about how I dye my hair.

I never mentiond that to anyone. I just told them how the security people always make you go on the conveyor belt in airport baggage checks.

 

[Samandiriel]

I never mentiond that to anyone. I just told them how the security people always make you go on the conveyor belt in airport baggage checks.

I keep an eyedropper handy to produce fake tears.

 

[NoJo]

I keep an eyedropper handy to produce fake tears.

I do that with pee.