Girls, would you shag an ugly stupid guy with a tiny, tiny penis?

Yeah, Duran has the market cornered on dumb. I figure most people have him on ignore.

He's only on unnofficial iggy for now, so I can see which threads you're parodying. I don't actually read them, though. Like much of Weird Al's music, the parody is often better than the original.
 
Link please? I've no idea who you're talking about, I'm dumb about celebrity gossip.

I'm in love with a British man, so I've no problem with them.

When he tells you he's "mating" with someone....he means he's "MEETING" with someone.

No need to make a pinata of him. :)
 
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