Girls, would you shag an ugly stupid guy with a tiny, tiny penis?

[parodyluvr75]

If foreplay involved duct taping them to the bumper of a large off road vehicle and repeatedly ramming a big tree or lamp post? Or how about covering them with paper mache and using them as a piñata?

Let me know what turns you on most, I'm partial to paper mache.

 

[Fata Morgana]

If foreplay involved duct taping them to the bumper of a large off road vehicle and repeatedly ramming a big tree or lamp post? Or how about covering them with paper mache and using them as a piñata?

Let me know what turns you on most, I'm partial to paper mache.

This is the sexiest shit I've ever read right here. That fifty shades woman could take a leaf.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I like the piñata idea. Beating them so hard all their internal organs fall out like little presents.

 

[parodyluvr75]

This is the sexiest shit I've ever read right here. That fifty shades woman could take a leaf.

Thanks, I try. I know what turns me on and I just share.

I like the piñata idea. Beating them so hard all their internal organs fall out like little presents.

I weeped at the beauty of this erotic image.

 

[lovetoread]

That was so erotic that I am now dripping in anticipation.

 

[TwinkleStars]

First, I'd find out how much money he has, take whatever I could. If he hasn't any money, I'd try to find something that has value of his and sell it.
Depending how stupid he is, I'd take him to a busy highway and tell him to direct the traffic. Camera's would be involved, of course.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I like the piñata idea. Beating them so hard all their internal organs fall out like little presents.

"Hey! Look ma, I got a kidney!"

 

[parodyluvr75]

That was so erotic that I am now dripping in anticipation.

I'm pretty excited myself, deep down I think most women have a version of this fantasy.

First, I'd find out how much money he has, take whatever I could. If he hasn't any money, I'd try to find something that has value of his and sell it.
Depending how stupid he is, I'd take him to a busy highway and tell him to direct the traffic. Camera's would be involved, of course.

Good idea, but I think the most he has is a pack of cigarettes and an abnormally muscular right hand.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I'm pretty excited myself, deep down I think most women have a version of this fantasy.



Good idea, but I think the most he has is a pack of cigarettes and an abnormally muscular right hand.

I'd probably cut the huge arm off just to see how it works.
I live for knowledge.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'd probably cut the huge arm off just to see how it works.
I live for knowledge.

On American Horror story they put them in jars and sell them.

 

[Brollyanna]

If foreplay involved duct taping them to the bumper of a large off road vehicle and repeatedly ramming a big tree or lamp post? Or how about covering them with paper mache and using them as a piñata?

Let me know what turns you on most, I'm partial to paper mache.

There are cultural references I don't understand (off road vehicle?) so I can't say.


(But....he has a penis??? In that case, yes.)

 

[parodyluvr75]

There are cultural references I don't understand (off road vehicle?) so I can't say.


(But....he has a penis??? In that case, yes.)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/33/be/04/33be04c078d5c58a6eeccd0f00d06e87.jpg

So piñata?

 

[gravyrug]

The violence in this thread is exquisite.

 

[Jackoffking]

If like desperate for a smoke man why not

 

[parodyluvr75]

The violence in this thread is exquisite.

 

[oggbashan]

The answer to the title of this thread is apparently yes - IF:

You are an American divorcée and he is the heir to the British throne.

 

[parodyluvr75]

The answer to the title of this thread is apparently yes - IF:

You are an American divorcée and he is the heir to the British throne.

Link please? I've no idea who you're talking about, I'm dumb about celebrity gossip.

I'm in love with a British man, so I've no problem with them.

 

[SuprSalor]

I'm in.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm in.

Come here, my piñata.

 

[lovetoread]

Link please? I've no idea who you're talking about, I'm dumb about celebrity gossip.

I'm in love with a British man, so I've no problem with them.

Mine denies being an heir to the throne, but I don't believe it.

And I think he is referring to Edward and the american divorcee whatever her name is.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

Ah yes, a huge wankfest about beating low status males to death.

I got a better idea: let's get all of you together in one room and drop a bomb on the place!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Mine denies being an heir to the throne, but I don't believe it.

And I think he is referring to Edward and the american divorcee whatever her name is.

You never know he might be. Mine has never acknowledged or denied any royal blood. I look good in a tiara so if he if turns out to be, I'm okay with it.

I had to look them up, cute couple.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1139463

You probably have him on ignore.

But I don't think your idea is a bad one.

 

[lovetoread]

I have that one on ignore too, most of the time I just assume you are talking about threads I don't see.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I have that one on ignore too, most of the time I just assume you are talking about threads I don't see.

Yeah, Duran has the market cornered on dumb. I figure most people have him on ignore.