Girls on this site??

[angelicecstasy]

I was just wondering about the genders of some people on this site. I've gotten a few messages from usernames like "brittanybaby" (made that up, so if someone is by that username, it isn't in reference to them,) and their profile will say that they are female. They post things all from a female perspective. But then they'll refer to themself as "Frank" and say they are male and a completely different age.

So I guess I was just wondering if people role play as the opposite gender or something.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I've never understood the role-playing aspect around here.

By the way, it's nice to meet you. My name is Tiffany, I'm a 19-year-old bisexual cheerleader.

 

[yossi]

Frank gets confused sometimes, but he always remembers to tuck.

 

[Riles]

I've never understood the role-playing aspect around here.

By the way, it's nice to meet you. My name is Tiffany, I'm a 19-year-old bisexual cheerleader.

How YOU doin?

 

[PayDay]

....

...there's no chicks here.

 

[bronzeage]

Brittanybaby is a girl, or at least her pictures are of a girl.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Got anything to say Vetteman?

Maybe a pearl of wisdom...perhaps something born of your own experiences???

 

[GimpyIntellect]

How YOU doin?

Good, Riles!

*twirling my hair and chewing my gum...*

I just got home from cheerleading practice, and I'm about to take a warm bubble bath. My creamy thighs get such a workout when I'm being stretched on top of the pyramid.

 

[Lord Pmann]

If they say they're a guy, then they're most likely a 45 year old guy living in their mother's basement.

If they say they're a girl, then they're most likely a 45 year old guy living in their mother's basement.

 

[angelicecstasy]

....

...there's no chicks here.

I'm a chick!

 

[yossi]

If they say they're a guy, then they're most likely a 45 year old guy living in their mother's basement.

If they say they're a girl, then they're most likely a 45 year old guy living in their mother's basement.

I'm not a day over 44 and 10 months.

 

[bronzeage]

I'm a chick!

It takes more than saying it to be a chick.

 

[angelicecstasy]

It takes more than saying it to be a chick.

Such aaaas?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm not a day over 44 and 10 months.

But you live in your mother's basement, yes?

http://dav.idmorgan.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Cartman-World-of-Warcraft.jpg

 

[angelicecstasy]

If they say they're a guy, then they're most likely a 45 year old guy living in their mother's basement.

If they say they're a girl, then they're most likely a 45 year old guy living in their mother's basement.

That is the most painfully accurate thing I've read all day.

 

[yossi]

But you live in your mother's basement, yes?

http://dav.idmorgan.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Cartman-World-of-Warcraft.jpg

Only on weekdays and every other holiday. My dad's basement gets lonely otherwise.

 

[PayDay]

I'm a chick!

Rule #1: Everyone is lying to you.

Another Rule #1: Everyone is lying on the Internet.

The other Rule #1: There are no girls on the Internet.

The other other Rule #1: There are only guys on the Internet.

The slightly other other other Rule #1: Internet sexual predators are real.

Such aaaas?

Exist.

 

[Spins]

The only way to prove you are a girl is to show your fucking tits.

What happened to nOObs showing their tits?

I don't even know why any of us are here anymore.

 

[Riles]

I don't need to declare my gender.

....that was done for me when I pushed two babies from my vagina.

Also,

<--------

boobs.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Lord Pmann]

Only on weekdays and every other holiday. My dad's basement gets lonely otherwise.

You're one of those wealthy guys with a vacation basement, huh? Lucky fucker.

I've got one basement. I'm not one of those 1%er basement dwellers with vacation basements in the Hamptons.

 

[Bert Notorius]

another bert alt. that's like the third one today.

 

[angelicecstasy]

The only way to prove you are a girl is to show your fucking tits.

What happened to nOObs showing their tits?

I don't even know why any of us are here anymore.

That could be fun, though I'm sure there are more interesting reasons to show my boobs.

 

[yossi]

Wait. You do have a basement, though. Right? Right?

Sex dungeon. Basement. Potato. Potahto.

 

[angelicecstasy]

Rule #1: Everyone is lying to you.

Another Rule #1: Everyone is lying on the Internet.

The other Rule #1: There are no girls on the Internet.

The other other Rule #1: There are only guys on the Internet.

The slightly other other other Rule #1: Internet sexual predators are real.




Exist.

Unfortunately I feel like that's ninety nine percent true.