Girl gave me WRONG NUMBER at BAR

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[sheath]

Well, fuck.

I can see why she would give you the wrong number!

LOL

S.

 

[Diablogrl]

GIRLS: it is better to say "i dont give out numbers" then to intentionally give out the wrong one..

and subject oneself to being uncomfortable around the guy you are "blowing off" for the rest of the night?

who's it better for...you?

 

[Weevil]

Shocked, I am just shocked.

 

[Sunnygrl]

Maybe it was an honest mistake......btw...hope you didn't try to kiss her with that dirty mouth!

 

[a7yritch]

Want my number?

Its 867-5309

Call me Jenny

LOL

 

[KillerMuffin]

Okay, this is the first genuinely hysterically funny thing I've seen all week. No, make that all year.

Oh my gawd!

I think I have to try to breathe. OH my gawd it's funny!


That's Yoyo!

 

[Ishmael]

I've never posted to one of your threads before yoyo. But this does take the cake.

Keep it up, you'll be in the finals for a Darwin Award.

Ishmael

 

[Backyard sweaty]

She is probably a Lit member and recognized your accent.

Can you blame her?

 

[Killswitch]

Maybe.......

Just maybe if you quit thinkin of women as bitches and whores you might not get stiffed dude.
But its more than just thinking it......It probably leaks from your pores like sweat.

Just think.....you are probably lucky she didnt have some "real man" kick your ass.

Whatever......Killswitch

 

[Lancecastor]

I asked a bartender to take a drink to the woman staring at me from the other end of the bar one time.

It was a mannequin.

Lance

 

[Rubyfruit]

That was just the Boodle, Lance. Sure, she's made of plastic, but she has feelings like the rest of us. Plus, she's a total slush if you know what I mean. *wink, wink*

 

[superlittlegirl]

Aww, yayati. I bet her cell provider is having technical difficulties. That's happened to me before. I'm sure that it was just a mixup. Any girl would be stupid to give you a wrong number.

And, if she did it on purpose,



















Fukk her!

 

[Lancecastor]

Dude;

You never take a grrl's number.

You take the grrl.

Lance

 

[st4nton]

uh.. duh. dipwad.. girls do that all the fucking time. just give her yours and youll find out pretty fast that she doesnt like you

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I give horny assholes the wrong number all the time! I don't want him calling me, but it's the kind of guy who just doesn't leave me alone when I say no, and so finally, I give him a fake number, and don't have to hear from him again. Simple as that. She didn't want you to have her number, and this was the quickest way to blow you off.

 

[sheath]

Laughing hysterically!!!

I asked a bartender to take a drink to the woman staring at me from the other end of the bar one time.

It was a mannequin.

Lance

Dear God, that's the funniest thing I've heard all week!

S.

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Laughing hysterically!!!

Dear God, that's the funniest thing I've heard all week!

S.

I'd been making eye contact with her for over an hour. There was just something about the way she leld my gaze...

 

[RawHumor]

Yoyo, aren't you engaged or something? What were you doing trying to pick up ladies in a bar?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Doode, face it, it is easier to give you a fake number than to listen to some damn drunk whine about "why not, I am a Desi Virgin?"

Sometimes its better to see the look of shock that she actually jotted down some digits as they happily think she is interested.

 

[Guest]

hey guysits me yayati.

i am going on a haitus. ill be back in two years yaar. see u then.