Gimmie!

[nasty]

LOL. After my thread about that experience, everyone wants me. I'm turning into quite a slut.

 

[Angel]

AND WHY EXACTLY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS NASTY?

 

[nasty]

Seriously, though. My life is REALLY nerve-racking, right now. Ever since my genitalia went all funny last week, I havn't been able to get it up for more than 5 minutes at a time. So, I fear I'm permantely impotent.

 

[nasty]

AND WHY EXACTLY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS NASTY?

I still got your number here, somewhere. I PM'd you to see if you were home, but, didn't receieve anything back. So, I thought you were ignoring me. Glad to see, you aren't, though.

 

[Angel]

Of course not, but I'm in the process of moving back in with my mom right now, so don't bother calling that number. Heh

 

[Azwed]

Just perving at angel don't mind me.

 

[nasty]

Of course not, but I'm in the process of moving back in with my mom right now, so don't bother calling that number. Heh

So, isn't your Mom the 1 that lives really close to me? That would ROCK!!!!!!!!!!! Not that you'd be moving back with your Mom, but, you'd live by me.

 

[Cheyenne]

Hi, Angel. Nice to see you back on the bb!

 

[Laurel]

the scoop

Trolls trolled.

Some people debated.

Some people flamed.

Some people were sad; others comforted them.

Some people left because Lit Sucks.

Some people left because of other reasons.

Lots more people arrived & made posts.

Some people complained about newbies. Others complained about the complaining. And so on.

Some people got together; others broke up.

Bruiser is still nowhere to be seen.

 

[bluntforcemama]

So am I. Ain't gonna happen. But, I DID give my 1st blowjob. Now, if I could get used to the taste of cum.*Shivers*

Ew! It's not that taste, it's the texture... like snot, like okra, like... EW! How was it otherwise? Did you get lockjaw?

 

[nasty]

Laurel's still Goddess of Porn.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Ew! It's not that taste, it's the texture... like snot, like okra, like... EW! How was it otherwise? Did you get lockjaw?

Not unlike thick pussy juice . . .

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Fucking BRUISER!

Hi angel baby.

you rock.

 

[nasty]

Ew! It's not that taste, it's the texture... like snot, like okra, like... EW! How was it otherwise? Did you get lockjaw?

It was exiting. It would of been better if I did AFTER beginning a relationship with him,(and, really begin to care for him.) But, fun, nontheless. No. I didn't get lockjaw. He wasn't huge, or, anything. Not that he had a micropenis, that is.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Laurel's still Goddess of Porn.

Yeah, but isn't that a LIST she just posted?

And if so, how did she leave off the Norwegian Blue?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Laurel]

Yeah, but isn't that a LIST she just posted?

And if so, how did she leave off the Norwegian Blue?

BeaYOOtiful plumage!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

And now for something completely different. Self defense against attack with soft fruit.

 

[scylis]

*jumps in with a banana in my hand*

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-YA!!

 

[*bratcat*]

waiting....waiting....waiting....

 

[Juspar Emvan]

*Draws gun and shoot Scylis*

OK, who's next?

 

[scylis]

bitch! you think a bullet can stop a Jedi?!?

ph3333333333333r my l33t 5k1ll5!!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

bitch! you think a bullet can stop a Jedi?!?

ph3333333333333r my l33t 5k1ll5!!

OK, I've seen this before. WTF is l33t? I get the rest.

 

[Azwed]

l33t means Leet

Translating further it becomes elite.

 

[patient1]

In case you haven't noticed, Juspar's av could take somebody's eye out.