"Face it, Mom....I've paid your debts all in full. Now it's time to collect and repay you for those times you interfered with my sex life!"
"Masturbation isn't sex, honey....but oh, God, this is! This is why I stopped the jerking off....I wanted you horny enough to take me like this and not care that we're mother and son....Fuck me....be my hunky motherfucker!"
"Look, Elder Jones...it's very simple. I offer you the best sex ever....and all you have to do is give me your soul...."
"But I would go to Hell! And I'm a good Mormon boy."
"Yes, of course, you'll go to Hell! That's why I have so many fine studs! I love being the Devil...Besides, Hell's bark is worse than its burn. It's really just my private dungeon when I keep my fuck toys for eternity. Trust me, you'll grow to love it!"
Having fucked his Armenian former babysitter Mira and knocked her up, Horace felt that he owed it to her to marry her....but he didn't mention that he planned to dominate her and make her his slut.