"Billy, if you're going to live here, you need to earn your keep....and the way I see it, since you're in college, you should earn it by taking care of my daughters' needs....both of them. And mine. No supper until you've made Sandy and Mandy come at least twice each."
"No more cheating on me, do you hear, Anna? Next time you cheat, I don't wash up after rough sex with your sister Miriam here. This time was a warning."
"I warned you, honey, but you still cheated again! I think that you like watching me with other girls, so you're likely to keep cheating. Just remember, every time you cheat, you have to watch me fuck your friends and do it roughly."
"Yes, dear."
"Yes, your turn to say that, isn't it now? The worm has turned around here."
Harvey and Harley....they found a great way to christen their new loveseat....and to think that Mom and Dad thought that it would keep them out of trouble!
Right about now, Herb really wished that he hadn't bet his French wife Noelle to that annoying roughneck Jim-Bob.....too late now, though. The redneck had her for a month and at the end of it, she decided never to return.
"Oh, hi, baby....sorry about screwing your brother Cliff, but after he told me how much you bullied him in high school, I figured that we owed him something. Shame on you, by the way! Guess who is the wimp now?"