Getting Ready for 2006

sincerely_helene · Dec 4, 2005

sweetsubsarahh said:
Ladies, how are your thighs?

Grumble, grumble, bitch and moan, piss, shit and damn.

As I am extremely unhappy about the current size of my butt, and my current work schedule is not allowing me time at the gym, my soon-to-be best friend and most hated enemy just arrived via UPS.

Merry Christmas to me.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/gazelletrainer.jpg

Shit.

I don't have the thigh/butt problem, but I have started to notice these little flaps of fleshy yuchiness developing around the sides of my stomache. I call it my "six pack," 'cause that's likely what caused it.

Baby got gut!

Guest · Dec 4, 2005

sincerely_helene said:
I don't have the thigh/butt problem, but I have started to notice these little flaps of fleshy yuchiness developing around the sides of my stomache. I call it my "six pack," 'cause that's likely what caused it.

Baby got gut!

yeah...
i dont think so sistafriend
only way to know is to see
you know my email addy
send me some lascivious piccies of your belly.

The_Fool · Dec 4, 2005

vella_ms said:
yeah...
i dont think so sistafriend
only way to know is to see
you know my email addy
send me some lascivious piccies of your belly.

You better share those pics too....

Guest · Dec 4, 2005

The_Fool said:
You better share those pics too....

sssssshhhhhh

im huntin wabbit.

i'll share...im good that way

sincerely_helene · Dec 4, 2005

vella_ms said:
yeah...
i dont think so sistafriend
only way to know is to see
you know my email addy
send me some lascivious piccies of your belly.

It's kind of weird because a year or so back, I had this cute little ponch and that was about the worst of my problems. Then I started going to the gym religiously and using my ab machine every night, and now have noticed my stomache flattened almost entirely, but what I have lost in the front seems to have packed its bags and relocated itself to my sides. The fat won't leave my body, it just finds a new place to live!

Maybe eventually the flab will travel upwards and then I will have the perfect body, and really nice full, fat Angelina lips.

sincerely_helene · Dec 4, 2005

vella_ms said:
sssssshhhhhh

im huntin wabbit.

i'll share...im good that way

Phew. Glad I got to this message before I hit "send" in my outlook.

lucky-E-leven · Dec 4, 2005

vella_ms said:
i so understand
i feel that way when shes pinching my...

well, i think you kno wwhat i mean

clit!

Guest · Dec 4, 2005

sincerely_helene said:
It's kind of weird because a year or so back, I had this cute little ponch and that was about the worst of my problems. Then I started going to the gym religiously and using my ab machine every night, and now have noticed my stomache flattened almost entirely, but what I have lost in the front seems to have packed its bags and relocated itself to my sides. The fat won't leave my body, it just finds a new place to live!

Maybe eventually the flab will travel upwards and then I will have the perfect body, and really nice full, fat Angelina lips.

sweetie, you could weigh 500lbs and id still think you were a godess.
but im gay that way.

i used to want to inject my ass fat into my breasts but on reflection im not sure i want my rear up front.

sincerely_helene · Dec 4, 2005

vella_ms said:
sweetie, you could weigh 500lbs and id still think you were a godess.
but im gay that way.
i used to want to inject my ass fat into my breasts but on reflection im not sure i want my rear up front.

That, and pooping would be awkward. :rose:

Guest · Dec 4, 2005

sincerely_helene said:
That, and pooping would be awkward.

yes, this was taken into consideration as well. i think of all the weird ...shit...

The_Fool · Dec 4, 2005

sincerely_helene said:
Phew. Glad I got to this message before I hit "send" in my outlook.

DAMN!!!!!

Guest · Dec 4, 2005

The_Fool said:
DAMN!!!!!

sorry

i blew it.

Guest · Dec 4, 2005

vella_ms said:
sorry

i blew it.

Who did you blow?

:cathappy:

SeaCat · Dec 4, 2005

Okay, my love handles have love handles. Oh welllllllllll, My wife still loves me. (As does my girlfriend.) My problem is that while I can dead lift almost three times my weight I don't look it. (Okay so that does come in handy sometimes.) My problem is, when ever I'm trying to protect my wife or our friend people just laugh. (I'm getting tired of making paste out of idiots.) Any hints?

Cat

impressive · Dec 4, 2005

The_Fool said:
A consider a woman's perception of her own body to be questionable unless validated by an objective second opinion...To often pessimism reigns supreme...

Objective? Can you BE objective with a boner? Or ... is the development of said boner the second opinion?

TheEarl · Dec 4, 2005

SeaCat said:
Okay, my love handles have love handles. Oh welllllllllll, My wife still loves me. (As does my girlfriend.) My problem is that while I can dead lift almost three times my weight I don't look it. (Okay so that does come in handy sometimes.) My problem is, when ever I'm trying to protect my wife or our friend people just laugh. (I'm getting tired of making paste out of idiots.) Any hints?

Cat

I would've said imposing yourself on a situation was more about attitude than bulk. When I was really nihilistic, no-one would dare start a fight with me, cause I was giving off a "I might rip your head off and not really care what happens to me" vibe. Now I'm (relatively) sane, I've put on quite a bit of muscle, but I don't think I'm anywhere near as imposing.

And Vella? Please tell the cigar's gonna be used Bill Clinton style?

The Earl

Guest · Dec 4, 2005

TheEarl said:
And Vella? Please tell the cigar's gonna be used Bill Clinton style?

The Earl

ill have to consult with monica.
(im not a publicity hound)
*grin*

Guest · Dec 4, 2005

OK, this is wrong.

I tried that exercise thing for almost 45 minutes yesterday.

No change yet.

matriarch · Dec 4, 2005

sweetsubsarahh said:
OK, this is wrong.

I tried that exercise thing for almost 45 minutes yesterday.

No change yet.

Sorry to break it to you, but its going to take at least a month before you notice any difference. And you have Christmas right in the middle of that.

Guest · Dec 4, 2005

matriarch said:
Sorry to break it to you, but its going to take at least a month before you notice any difference. And you have Christmas right in the middle of that.

Why did I buy this thing again????

It's evil.

It taunts me already and it hasn't even been in the house for 24 hours.

rgraham666 · Dec 4, 2005

Warning. I'm going to be sadistic here.

I don't gain weight. :devil:

Well not much. Gained three pounds in the last three decades.

Liar · Dec 4, 2005

sweetsubsarahh said:
Why did I buy this thing again????

It's evil.

It taunts me already and it hasn't even been in the house for 24 hours.

Don't give up. Make it your bitch, work it until it whimpers, dominate it, own it, command it, make it feel royally used.

Liar · Dec 4, 2005

rgraham666 said:
Warning. I'm going to be sadistic here.

I don't gain weight.

Me niether. I'm just naturally round.

Guest · Dec 4, 2005

Liar said:
Don't give up. Make it your bitch, work it until it whimpers, dominate it, own it, command it, make it feel royally used.

But I'm not really a Top . . .

:cathappy:

matriarch · Dec 4, 2005

Liar said:
Me niether. I'm just naturally round.

Ditto.
I'm the model for all the weeble toys.

http://www.got2haveit.com/pics/momflowersweeble.jpg

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