Getting into my pants

[NoJo]

I’m with Belegon.

You need good wholesome food, as opposed to fast and tasty, and exercise, exercise, exercise!

Once you pass the quarter century mark, only exercise can counteract gravity’s deteriorating effect.

In order to really get my old tone back, and to begin to look like I did once, I need to take so much exercise that I am too pooped to climb up onto the stage.

Actually you've just given me an idea. Maybe I can go around standing on my head.

How about if I just say "exercise, exercise, exercise!", like that, getting louder and louder? Will that help at all?

 

[carsonshepherd]

I lost 16 pounds in a month on Adkins. It affected my writing though, because I stopped writing about sex and started writing about people eating bread.

Turns out the weight wasn't really lost anyhow. Apprently it was just out in the garage waiting for me to go off the diet.

--Zoot

*snicker* the last diet I went on I stopped fantasizing about sex and started fantasizing about Sonic cheddar peppers.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Joe - just buy bigger pants.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I recommend standing in front of a mirror and gazing at yourself dewy-eyed while reciting your penis length and reminders of your workout schedule. Seems to work for the porn characters; they all look "ten years younger."

Warning: Do not attempt if under the age of ten.

 

[Dar~]

I highly recommend drawstring garbage bags. if you get fatter they just have to be loosened. also saves on laundry.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I highly recommend drawstring garbage bags. if you get fatter they just have to be loosened. also saves on laundry.

LMAO! I have some super cute maternity shorts and capri pants somewhere around here.

 

[Guest]

I recommend standing in front of a mirror and gazing at yourself dewy-eyed while reciting your penis length and reminders of your workout schedule. Seems to work for the porn characters; they all look "ten years younger."

Warning: Do not attempt if under the age of ten.

mentally
or
physically?

 

[BlackShanglan]

mentally
or
physically?

I can think of so many better comments to which that might have been a reply.

 

[Guest]

I can think of so many better comments to which that might have been a reply.

oh i have no doubt but im seriously lacking in the brain department...so youll take what you get and like it!

 

[The_Fool]

oh i have no doubt but im seriously lacking in the brain department...so youll take what you get and like it!

Grump....

 

[Guest]

Grump....

meaniehead!

 

[The_Fool]

meaniehead!

I can't call you too many names....you're too lustylicious

 

[Guest]

I can't call you too many names....you're too lustylicious

ah... youve melted the hard chocolate coating around my cold heart.

 

[The_Fool]

ah... youve melted the hard chocolate coating around my cold heart.

You need someone to lick up that mess don't ya????

 

[Guest]

You need someone to lick up that mess don't ya????

prolly so but im thinking it wont help joe get into his pants.

 

[The_Fool]

prolly so but im thinking it wont help joe get into his pants.

Has anyone talked about those Ronco Pants stretchers yet?

 

[mlady_france]

I've always stuggled with the weight issuse too. Except during the summer between my freshman and sophmore years in highschool. For some reason I went from a size 16+ to a small size 9! But I didn't change anything! And I was still the same weight. Dropped to half the size and still didn't loose a pound. Then just as magicly as I lost it, it all came back! I was only a 9 for about a year. Didn't change anything then either. The doctors didn't think much of it, but I sure wish I knew what happened. I'd market it and become rich!

But after a very unsucessful weekend of shoping, I desided today to take my measurements and found out I've lost 1" in the bust, 2" in the waist and 3/4" on the hips. I'm pretty happy.

 

[elsol]

SubJoe:

Here's how I lost 30 lbs...

Manipulate your Significant Other to go on a diet that changes what and how she eats.

Then trail along behind her wake being 'supportive'... i.e. eat the same things she does, do the same exercise.

It's incredible how much less stress there is to a diet when you're just 'being supportive'.

She lost 60 lbs... I lost 30lbs.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[BlackShanglan]

She lost 60 lbs... I lost 30lbs.

Bah. Give me a decent pub and a good running start and I can finish the day 40 pounds down. Lost my coat once too. Also managed to destroy a wall somewhere out near Wandsworth Common.

Shanglan

 

[TheEarl]

I recommend standing in front of a mirror and gazing at yourself dewy-eyed while reciting your penis length and reminders of your workout schedule. Seems to work for the porn characters; they all look "ten years younger."

Warning: Do not attempt if under the age of ten.

<cackling with laughter> I love you horsie!

Joe: Muscle burns more calories than any other kind of flesh. If you put a bit of muscle on, then it will speed up your metabolism and you won't even need to try to lose weight.

The Earl

 

[English Lady]

Ok so now can we stop talking about diet and excercise and stuff and start getting into each others pants?

Please*flutters eyelashes*

 

[TheEarl]

Ok so now can we stop talking about diet and excercise and stuff and start getting into each others pants?

Please*flutters eyelashes*

How do you know that I'm not already in Joe's pants?

The Earl

 

[English Lady]

How do you know that I'm not already in Joe's pants?

The Earl

I don't.


But now I have the urge to look and check...

 

[carsonshepherd]

I was just dropping in to check if I was in Joe's pants yet, but he's not around. Oh well.

 

[English Lady]

*looks in Joes pants*

I can't see...is thatyouslotted in behind The Earl carson?