Get me drunk!

[flavortang]

Hey, guys. I wanted to ask for some help. I'm writing a story and two female characters are going out on a 'girl's night out'. One of the girls has never been to a bar and the other girl(who's a bonafide skank) takes her to one. The plot involves the innocent girl getting drunk, but since I'm not a professional drunk for hire, I know nothing of liquor.

Any bar-hoppers out there that can give me names of some exotic girl drinks that the innocent girl can get drunk on? And I don't mean beer, I mean serious hard drinks. Anyone? Bueller?

Thanks much for anyone who can help me out.

JF

 

[starrkers]

You could always use something like Vodka and orange, or Vodka lime and soda, or Cruisers (basically alcoholic cordials made on vodka). Being tasteless, your innocent wouldn't notice the alcohol till she stood up (and promptly fell over!).

 

[flavortang]

You could always use something like Vodka and orange, or Vodka lime and soda, or Cruisers (basically alcoholic cordials made on vodka). Being tasteless, your innocent wouldn't notice the alcohol till she stood up (and promptly fell over!).

No, dammit! I want exotic drink names! lol Seriously, though, thanks for the tip. Actually, the point of the drunk scene is for the girl to not realize she's drunk before it's too late, then... eroticism ensues.

Anyone else got any drink suggestions?

 

[snake307]

Mixed Drinks

Most girls like the mixed drinks, especially the frozen ones, because the booze is tasteless in those drinks.

Hurricane is powerful, a rum based drink that is literally blue.

Bahama Mama, Mudslide, pina colada's, perhaps even a Margarita. In Savannah, we have one called "call a cab" which is not advice, it's a warning. If you drink that one which looks and tastes sort of like a slushie, you will need to call a cab, cause you shouldn't be driving.

There are others, but those are the ones off the top of my head. Personally I like Scotch, but that's me.

I'm not a professional drunk, however I have trained as one in the past. LOL

There were a few nights when I was drinking Straberry Margarita's with both hands.

 

[glynndah]

No, dammit! I want exotic drink names! lol Seriously, though, thanks for the tip. Actually, the point of the drunk scene is for the girl to not realize she's drunk before it's too late, then... eroticism ensues.

Anyone else got any drink suggestions?

You might try Googling bartending sites for inspiration.

Strawberry dacquiris, pina coladas, all kinds of frozen blender drinks, like fruit smoothies with a kick



Not that the good little witch would know anything about that.

 

[snake307]

here you go

Actually, the point of the drunk scene is for the girl to not realize she's drunk before it's too late, then... eroticism ensues.

Anyone else got any drink suggestions?

Frozen Hurricane, You wouldn't taste the Rum Bacardi 151 (strong) and it's a very nice shade of blue.

Most bars or parties which are serving the frozen varieties do so out of a slushie machine.

http://cocktails.about.com/od/atozcocktailrecipes/r/Hurricane.htm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib8nH4kHjxk

 

[Foxee Browne]

girlie drinks ... try a pomegrante martini, chocolate martini, paralyzer, care bear flare, or the old cosmo ... No I am not a bartender, nor a lush, just like to try new things!

 

[Weird Harold]

No, dammit! I want exotic drink names! lol Seriously, though, thanks for the tip. Actually, the point of the drunk scene is for the girl to not realize she's drunk before it's too late, then... eroticism ensues.

Anyone else got any drink suggestions?

One of the cliche, "I didn't have any idea it was so strong" drinks is a Long Island Iced Tea -- You'll have to google for the ingredients, but they include several varieties of alcohol.

Another favorite for "getting the girl drunk" is a Tequila Sunrise -- Tequila, orange juice, and grenadine.

 

[flavortang]

Awesome. Everyone, thanks so much! You've saved the day. Now, off to get a fictional character drunk off her ass!

 

[tickledkitty]

Long Island Iced Tea...It has like 7 different kinds of alcohol in it and a splash of Coke and looks and tastes somewhat like iced tea. Totally wicked. They go down easy, and it only takes one or two.

ETA: An experienced drinker would call them just Long Islands.

 

[tickledkitty]

Another one is Electric Lemonade. Not sure what's in it, but I think it's similar to a Long Island but tastes like lemonade.

 

[BanditIRA]

Long time ago girlfriend of mine loved drinking Red Headed Sluts, couldn't stand the cranberry juice myself but from what I understood they could be pretty strong.

1 oz peach schnapps
1 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
cranberry juice

 

[slyc_willie]

Awesome. Everyone, thanks so much! You've saved the day. Now, off to get a fictional character drunk off her ass!

Don't go just yet . . .

Red-Headed Slut
Red Snapper
Sex On The Beach
Blowjob
Sperm Bank
Pink Slit

All real drinks, and I can get you the ingredients, if you'd like

 

[NoJo]

I went out drinking with a "genuine skank" not long ago. She's the owner of a bar. She challenged me to drink a "Flaming Ferrari" in one shot. I was utterly hammered after it, as well as burning my nose-hairs.

http://www.barnonedrinks.com/recipes/cocktails/f/flamingferrari.html

 

[glynndah]

Um. A word of ...caution, perhaps. If I was an inexperienced drinker, some of those names would send up warning signals. Make that flares. I think the more "innocent" sounding ones would keep her off her guard. After all, how much damage could a strawberry margarita or dacquiri do?

 

[tickledkitty]

Buttery Nipple is a good shot. It's got butterscotch schnapps in it. Jello shooters are also good for getting someone shit faced. It seems like you're just eating Jello, then...

 

[museofdragon]

Pit Bull on Crank ~~ equal parts Rumpleminze peppermint schanpps, Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps, Jagermeister, and Bacardi 151
in a lovely little shooter. Makes you feel like the top of your head is coming off.

Kamikaze, you can google for the ingredients

Purple Passion ~~ everclear and grape juice

Mad Dog Margarita ~~ Orange juice, Mad Dog 20/20 and tequila in a sugar rimmed glass

 

[Diamond_Girl]

Blue Hawaiian's also a good choice. Not sure what's in it, though. Grasshopper's another good, innocent-sounding drink, but the creme de menthe and the creme de cacao are both so not-so-potent that it'd take a LOT of them to get wasted.

Woo-Woo - cranberry juice and vodka. It's a shooter, but I've seen people drinking them from water bottles!

 

[flavortang]

Um. A word of ...caution, perhaps. If I was an inexperienced drinker, some of those names would send up warning signals. Make that flares. I think the more "innocent" sounding ones would keep her off her guard. After all, how much damage could a strawberry margarita or dacquiri do?

It's okay, Glynndah. The point of the 'innocent' character going to a bar is because she believes that her boyfriend, the ex of the girl who's taken her to the bar, has been sleeping with both of them, so she just wants to go crazy.

She starts drinking whatever the skank orders and before long is "astronaut" drunk. Then the skank sets her up. Back-stabbing ensues.

Also, I want to thank everyone that's commented so far. The information has been invaluable and I'll try to use every drink name given so far, even if the characters don't have them all.

 

[tickledkitty]

I think we need to have a Lit party. BYOB and share!

 

[flavortang]

I think we need to have a Lit party. BYOB and share!

I'm not a good drunk. I always tend to get in fights with prostitutes when I'm drunk. If there's none around, I seek 'em out!

 

[NoJo]

I'm not a good drunk. I always tend to get in fights with prostitutes when I'm drunk. If there's none around, I seek 'em out!

I get in fights when I'm drunk, but I generally try to find a small child and hit them, so I usually come out ok.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

like you don't have enough ideas already

I'm not an alcoholic, but I play one on TV.

In my experience, grrrrls who are out with other grrrls tend to get in their deepest trouble with exotic martinis. Appletini, chocolate raspberry martini, Cosmopolitan (thanks to the Sex n the City chix) and the like.

We managed to demand a new one called a Nazca martini, featuring cinnamon and chocolate. The lines of choc sauce on the top are an homage to the Nazca lines.

...and after three or four, you'll be seeing the aliens who are responsible for said earthworks.

bijou

 

[flavortang]

I'm not an alcoholic, but I play one on TV.

In my experience, grrrrls who are out with other grrrls tend to get in their deepest trouble with exotic martinis. Appletini, chocolate raspberry martini, Cosmopolitan (thanks to the Sex n the City chix) and the like.

We managed to demand a new one called a Nazca martini, featuring cinnamon and chocolate. The lines of choc sauce on the top are an homage to the Nazca lines.

...and after three or four, you'll be seeing the aliens who are responsible for said earthworks.

bijou

Hey, the more ideas the better. I like your suggestions! Thanks!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

hm.

y'know, anyone reading this thread might get the impression that writers tend to drink a lot...

surely not.

bijou