George W. isms

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George W. -isms
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"Actually, I -- this may sound a little West Texan to you, but
I like it. When I'm talking about -- when I'm talking about myself,
and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."
--Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
--Reuters, May 5, 2000

"I think we agree, the past is over."
--On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000

"Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometime
until we get an objective analysis."
--Meet the Press, April 15, 2000

"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to
California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to
California."
--Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000

"We want our teachers to be trained so they can meet the obligations;
their obligations as teachers. We want them to know how to teach
the science of reading. In order to make sure there's not this kind
of federal cufflink."
--Fritsche Middle School, Milwaukee, March 30, 2000

"The fact that he relies on facts -- says things that are not factual
-- are going to undermine his campaign."
--New York Times, March 4, 2000
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Hehe I posted some awhile back, but these are different. And just as funny! Thanks!


(I think I will E-Mail them to my dad who adores GWB) Hahah
 
god damn... and i though Qualye was funny... Dubbya has never failed to crack me up
 
He's just ill-spoken, right? Please don't tell he's dumb. Please let it just be a homey sort of inarticulte charm. He has the thoughts straight in his head, right? Right?

I'm curious -- does anything like this exist for his writing? I'm sure he does much better when public speaking isn't involved.

Oops. I just realized. He doesn't write any of his own speeches. Well, he must have written something...
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
He's just ill-spoken, right? Please don't tell he's dumb. Please let it just be a homey sort of inarticulte charm. He has the thoughts straight in his head, right? Right?

I'm curious -- does anything like this exist for his writing? I'm sure he does much better when public speaking isn't involved.

Oops. I just realized. He doesn't write any of his own speeches. Well, he must have written something...


Bush (paraphrased)
"in college he wrote a book. In college I read a book"

Ha ha ha. Very funny for a US president.

I am not laughing.
 
*looks at second-to-last post's date, then looks at last post's date, then back and forth*

you should have waited ONE MORE DAY, damnit!

:eek: :D
 
KerrieOKeefe said:
No, it's pretty clear he's dumb, not to mention a slave to big business. But to 49% of the American people, that's A-OK!

Well 49% is a hell of a lot better than 90% or whatever crazy number it used to be, don't you think? I'm happy that Americans are wising up to his assholery (check that out, Laurel!). Man, is he dumb.
 
BustyTheClown said:
I'm happy that Americans are wising up to his assholery (check that out, Laurel!).

10 bonus points for that usage, BTC.
 
BustyTheClown said:


Well 49% is a hell of a lot better than 90% or whatever crazy number it used to be, don't you think? I'm happy that Americans are wising up to his assholery (check that out, Laurel!). Man, is he dumb.

He's still way up there. A recent poll on approval came out 99 to 0. Marking the first time many have seen a zero on a poll.
 
sd412 said:


He's still way up there. A recent poll on approval came out 99 to 0. Marking the first time many have seen a zero on a poll.

not seen a zero on a pole? not many have seen bad porn then.
 
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