george carlin's sayings

[christophe]

we just had a thread for monty python which was great so i would like to know if any ppl have any favorite sayings from george carlin


"did u know if u hit a cat on the head with a hammer he'll blink. if he dont open his eyes...u hit em too hard"

 

[thumbs2_ca]

hippie Dippie weather man

And the forecast for tonight is Dark with lighting trends occurring tomorrow morning.

 

[Skibum]

"Can't kid me, man - shoot is shit with two O's."

 

[Skibum]

"Biff Barf here with the Biff Barf Sport light Spotlight, pickin' 'em up and barfin' 'em right back at ya. I call 'em as I see 'em, and if I dont't see 'em, I make 'em up!"

 

[miles]

Kids are just like regular people. A few winners, but a whole
shitload of losers.

 

[SGTBIGDOG420]

This is your hippy-dippy weather man with the hippy-dippy weather man.

 

[Chanson_bleu]

The Seven Words...

... and TITS. Tits shouldn't even be on The List! It's such a friendly word, a happy word. Like, Lay's Potato Tits! Betcha can't eat just one!

 

[batter]

george carlin lines

"I remember something my grandfather used to tell me.
He used to say, "GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY MAN!"

 

[Julian]

Cardinal Glick

"I used to be Catholic; now I'm an American."

 

[Problem Child]

If you have chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?

 

[christophe]

rice krispies lil tiny biege blisters of air floating around in the milk.....i distictly heard snap crackle and fuccccccck u!

 

[Barb Dwyer]

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

 

[Pokerman]

Swimmings not a sport...swimming is a way to avoid drowning....

Gymnastics is not a sport, because Romanians are good at it.

 

[Dillinger]

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

 

[beckbabe]

When I was a kid, we swam in the East River. Ya' know what? Not a single one of us got Polio. We were tempered in raw shit!

 

[christophe]

some word have no other meaning twats ...twat and that is that!