Geoengineering?

[Chobham]

"Let's do some Sulfur."

There's so much wrong in that article, from BOTH sides, that it's not amusing in the least.

First of all it's coming across as one huge money-making scam. $10/gr. to buy yourself a "cooling credit?" Please, get real. You would have to release metric tonnes of Sulfur into the atmosphere to have a noticable effect on climate. And even should you find a way to pull that off what's the plan to mitigate the subsequent acid rain? Start launching baking soda into the atmosphere? And wouldn't that sorta defeat the whole purpose of launching the Sulfur?

On the other side we have (serious?) scientists saying, "No, no, no, only we should be mucking about with the climate." Why should they be allowed to muck about? Their theories are no more valid than the scamster in the article. By the time their particular 'experiments' had any noticeable effect the consequences would be irreversible and if they had one of those "oppsy" moments we're all fucked.

Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.

 

[HisArpy]

Fuck em all, let's just drill into the magma chamber in Yellowstone's volcano. When it goes off from the sudden release of pressure it ought to release enough dust into the atmosphere to cool the planet for the next 1000 years or so.

 

[ll74]

Should we do something? Yes.

Should we try everything? No....we should thoroughly test new ideas and deploy them in small scale to start if successful.

 

[John_von_Neumann]

It's a cold day in hell when I agree with even half of an Assmeal post.

So it's fitting it's been so frigid as of late.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Fuck em all, let's just drill into the magma chamber in Yellowstone's volcano. When it goes off from the sudden release of pressure it ought to release enough dust into the atmosphere to cool the planet for the next 1000 years or so.

How much carbon will that produce?

 

[HisArpy]

How much carbon will that produce?

Why don't you monitor the hole as they drill it and find out firsthand. Kind of like your own personal Oak Island mystery.

I'll even buy you your own cute little official hardhat and reflective safety vest. 'Cuz ya gotta be safe ya know...

 

[DeluxAuto]

Why don't you monitor the hole as they drill it and find out firsthand. Kind of like your own personal Oak Island mystery.

I'll even buy you your own cute little official hardhat and reflective safety vest. 'Cuz ya gotta be safe ya know...

I'm not taking advice from a "lawyer" who can't win a legal argument against a bunch of perverts.

 

[HisArpy]

I'm not taking advice from a "lawyer" who can't win a legal argument against a bunch of perverts.

So no hard hard for the lying fuckup?

Ok, but if you get your ass blown up by the supervolcano don't blame me for your lack of safety gear.

 

[DeluxAuto]

So no hard hard for the lying fuckup?

Ok, but if you get your ass blown up by the supervolcano don't blame me for your lack of safety gear.

What?

 

[HisArpy]

What?

Brain cells, you should get some.

 

[DeluxAuto]

So no hard hard

Brain cells, you should get some.

You first.

 

[HisArpy]

You first.

Says the safety gear lacking geoengineering wizard...

 

[phrodeau]

The international chemtrail program has been successful.

 

[zipman]

I'm not taking advice from a "lawyer" who can't win a legal argument against a bunch of perverts.

Hahaha.

His legal arguments, much like his insults are pretty bad.

 

[JohnEBbad]

So zippy finally got his law degree...

 

[DeluxAuto]

So zippy finally got his law degree...

You don't need a law degree to beat Derpy in a legal argument, Cap'n. That's the point.

 

[JohnEBbad]

Did you practice hard to become an asshole, or did it just come to you naturally?

 

[DeluxAuto]

So zippy finally got his law degree...

Did you practice hard to become an asshole, or did it just come to you naturally?

Did you practice hard to become an asshole hypocrite, or did it just come to you naturally?

You have no self-control. None. Zero. Zilch. Nada. You can't even stick your schtick in the same damn thread.

 

[zipman]

Did you practice hard to become an asshole hypocrite, or did it just come to you naturally?

You have no self-control. None. Zero. Zilch. Nada. You can't even stick your schtick in the same damn thread.

Be nice to Cap'n Hypocrite - you forget, he's a victim.

 

[JohnEBbad]

Repetition does not imply truth.

It would seem that you have managed to convince you and no one else, otherwise why do you feel that you have to constantly repeat your false claim?

 

[HisArpy]

So zippy finally got his law degree...

You know how it is, Cracker Jack had to put something deep inside zippy's "box."

 

[HisArpy]

Repetition does not imply truth.

It would seem that you have managed to convince you and no one else, otherwise why do you feel that you have to constantly repeat your false claim?

It's all he has since his version of reality crumbled to rubble.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Repetition does not imply truth.

It would seem that you have managed to convince you and no one else, otherwise why do you feel that you have to constantly repeat your false claim?

Who are you taking to? You didn't quote anyone and everyone had told no lies about you. Grow up, sweetheart.

 

[JohnEBbad]

Ever even consider the concept of adulting?

 

[DeluxAuto]

Ever even consider the concept of adulting?

Maybe if you didn't only consider it a concept, you would be much better at it, perennial victim.