Gentlemen . . . get your balls out here

[islandman]

ffs....

 

[IndieSnob]

Fuck, ran here in hopes of i-dude balls and I get a stretched out page from a nub.

#firstworldproblems

 

[islandman]

You should be used to handling nubs, no?

 

[IndieSnob]

You should be used to handling nubs, no?

*rimshot*

Dude, crank up some Slayer. Jeff Hanneman died today.

 

[blackleggings]

There you go

This was not nice.

 

[islandman]

*rimshot*

Dude, crank up some Slayer. Jeff Hanneman died today.

Haven't listened to metal since high school. Not particularly keen on a visit either.

Still, thanks for all the fish, Jeff.

 

[kinkyguy87]

Fuck, ran here in hopes of i-dude balls and I get a stretched out page from a nub.

#firstworldproblems

Check post again. I fixed up the stupid long link.

 

[islandman]

Check post again. I fixed up the stupid long link.

Red balls typically indicate advanced syphilis.

 

[kinkyguy87]

Red balls typically indicate advanced syphilis.

They are red because I just finished masturbating with a cheese grater...

 

[islandman]

They are red because I just finished masturbating with a cheese grater...

That doesn't explain the yellow ball.

But pus would.

 

[kinkyguy87]

That doesn't explain the yellow ball.

But pus would.

The pus is from previous sores :/

 

[neci]

*makes a note in diary to bump this thread to first page in exactly one week's time if required*

lookin' forward to it so much i'm bringing popcorn.

please set the alarm.

http://i.imgur.com/WZ9c5.jpg

those are not your balls.




i need happy balls.

 

[Mischka]

best old ball shot I could find...
[/IMG]

Nice watch. And, you know, everything else in the picture.

I'm very tempted to post a pic to this thread.

Since one of my new year's resolution is to try to not jump headlong into things, I've decided that in a week's time, if this thread is still on page 1, I will take a pic of the boys.

I'll be back in a week. This, I want to see.

 

[Aquagal]

That doesn't explain the yellow ball.

But pus would.

Has it been a week yet?

 

[QuickDuck]

I'm not sure what surprises me more....the request for balls, or the fact that there are gentlemen here

 

[lovetoread]

I'm not sure what surprises me more....the request for balls, or the fact that there are gentlemen here

Put em up, dude.

Besides we are all men on here.

 

[Checkers2]

Nice watch. And, you know, everything else in the picture.


Thanks. It's vintage, like the pic.

 

[SexyWench]

I'm very tempted to post a pic to this thread.

Since one of my new year's resolution is to try to not jump headlong into things, I've decided that in a week's time, if this thread is still on page 1, I will take a pic of the boys.

nobody keeps new year's resolutions

so jump headlong and post the boys

 

[neci]

I'm not sure what surprises me more....the request for balls, or the fact that there are gentlemen here

your balls want to be posted. they are crying for GB lady love. don't suffocate them any longer.

 

[trysail]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f2/A_worn-out_baseball.JPG/289px-A_worn-out_baseball.JPGhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1f/Tennis_ball_01.jpg/241px-Tennis_ball_01.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c1/White_ball_2.JPG/320px-White_ball_2.JPG
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8f/Brine_lax_ball.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/64/Squashpallo.jpg/320px-Squashpallo.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/16/NFLgameball.jpg/252px-NFLgameball.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1d/Football_Pallo_valmiina-cropped.jpg

 

[kinkyguy87]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f2/A_worn-out_baseball.JPG/289px-A_worn-out_baseball.JPGhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1f/Tennis_ball_01.jpg/241px-Tennis_ball_01.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8f/Brine_lax_ball.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/64/Squashpallo.jpg/320px-Squashpallo.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/16/NFLgameball.jpg/252px-NFLgameball.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1d/Football_Pallo_valmiina-cropped.jpg

not the only one heh...

 

[butters]

dudes... posting balls of the bouncing, meant-to-be-hit-with-a-raquet-or-bat type is unoriginal, boring, and chick-chick-chicken. but mostly it's the clichéd nature of the posts that bother me.

 

[kinkyguy87]

I will post my balls (the testicle kind) in due time

 

[SexyWench]

dudes... posting balls of the bouncing, meant-to-be-hit-with-a-raquet-or-bat type is unoriginal, boring, and chick-chick-chicken. but mostly it's the clichéd nature of the posts that bother me.

LitMen are not very forthcoming
unlike the LitLadies

perhaps we should withhold as well

 

[Checkers2]

LitMen are not very forthcoming
unlike the LitLadies

perhaps we should withhold as well

I have more twig than berry