Ida Gosiplady
Virgin
- Joined
- Nov 20, 2001
- Posts
- 18
After today, life as we know on the GB will never be the same. This reporter has never dealt with such a terrifying and momentous occasion as this. I hope I can do the story justice, and allieve any fears my loyal readers may be feeling.
At approximately 6:34 pm (EST), on 11/20/01, BlondeBeauty, the beauty and heart of the board and a fella' in New Jersey, made scathing remarks to Hardkorebj. This unprecedented attack has shocked our board. Known for her quick wit and playful flirting, her remarks cut us to the bone. I liken this to Snow White bitchslapping a dwarf. Or Cinderella taking potshots at a bluejay with a semi-automatic.
Did HKBJ drive the Beauty over the edge? Was his insistant rantings about wrestling and death enough to threaten her freedom to enjoy the GB? Is Beauty the real victim here? I believe his terroristic tactics of ruining the scheme of the board by posting long titles, or his incessant need to start threads over and over on the same subject (wrestling), were the real culprits here.
I didn't want to get too graphic, but I feel the GB needs to see firsthand the attack (or righteous indignation?) on HKBJ by BlondeBeauty. After reading this quote, please don't panic. Seek help. We here at the GB News hope that this is a fluke, that our Beauty is perhaps suffering the PMDD which also inflicts havoc on our normally docile KillerMuffin.
*You know what, HKBJ? It's not my nature to be as flat-out cruel as some of the people on the Lit board. It's not pretty, and frankly I think you've heard that kind of stuff often enough. Doesn't seem to matter one bit...
I've offered to lend an ear several times if you needed someone to talk to. I hereby retract that offer. I honestly don't think I have the patience to do you any good.
It doesn't make me mad when you post nonsense things on the board anymore...it makes me sad. When someone craves attention this badly, especially attention in its worst forms, it's a plea for help.
Regardless of where you are, there are free counselors around.
I sincerely hope you find one who can help.*
BlondeBeauty, our thoughts and prayers are with you in your time of need. I can't imagine the fear you must feel of being pushed to far over.
HKBJ, our sympathies are with you also. It takes a lot to piss the Beauty off.
XOXOXOX
IDA
At approximately 6:34 pm (EST), on 11/20/01, BlondeBeauty, the beauty and heart of the board and a fella' in New Jersey, made scathing remarks to Hardkorebj. This unprecedented attack has shocked our board. Known for her quick wit and playful flirting, her remarks cut us to the bone. I liken this to Snow White bitchslapping a dwarf. Or Cinderella taking potshots at a bluejay with a semi-automatic.
Did HKBJ drive the Beauty over the edge? Was his insistant rantings about wrestling and death enough to threaten her freedom to enjoy the GB? Is Beauty the real victim here? I believe his terroristic tactics of ruining the scheme of the board by posting long titles, or his incessant need to start threads over and over on the same subject (wrestling), were the real culprits here.
I didn't want to get too graphic, but I feel the GB needs to see firsthand the attack (or righteous indignation?) on HKBJ by BlondeBeauty. After reading this quote, please don't panic. Seek help. We here at the GB News hope that this is a fluke, that our Beauty is perhaps suffering the PMDD which also inflicts havoc on our normally docile KillerMuffin.
*You know what, HKBJ? It's not my nature to be as flat-out cruel as some of the people on the Lit board. It's not pretty, and frankly I think you've heard that kind of stuff often enough. Doesn't seem to matter one bit...
I've offered to lend an ear several times if you needed someone to talk to. I hereby retract that offer. I honestly don't think I have the patience to do you any good.
It doesn't make me mad when you post nonsense things on the board anymore...it makes me sad. When someone craves attention this badly, especially attention in its worst forms, it's a plea for help.
Regardless of where you are, there are free counselors around.
I sincerely hope you find one who can help.*
BlondeBeauty, our thoughts and prayers are with you in your time of need. I can't imagine the fear you must feel of being pushed to far over.
HKBJ, our sympathies are with you also. It takes a lot to piss the Beauty off.
XOXOXOX
IDA
