GB Troll Alt Guide

RoryN

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Since the consensus is that I'm one of the most trolled members by alts - and also that I know how to get under their skin - I'd offer up some insight re: what I've learned about GB troll alts over the years I've been here. This, I think, is a good primer for the newbie who's happened upon the Literotica GB.

Alts are created by many members, but GB troll alts are created by a select few parents (a member who makes multiple alts) who are intent on spamming/flaming the forum because of a beef they have. Many times, a majority of members already have these troll alts on Ignore. That leaves you, uninitiated newbie, to fend for yourself. Don't worry, though - they can be annoying, but they're harmless.

GB troll alts OFTEN post in a similar style to their parent, and RARELY are able to fake the posting style of another member for an appreciable amount of time. If you are here long enough, spotting them becomes easier. Remember that most troll alts are made by only a small number of parents. Also, although post count has nothing to do with the "worthiness" of a GB member, troll alts usually have low post counts (under 1000), and are sometimes brought in and out of "retirement" - that is, long periods without posts.

But, most importantly, if you feel that you've spotted a troll alt, research them. That means searching and reading through some older posts of theirs. This is an invaluable way to get the "full story" as to what they're up to. Do not be swayed by their comments, or even by comments of folks like myself. But do keep in mind that, if you become involved with someone perceived by the majority to be a troll alt, you might be called to task AFA whether or not you looked into their background previously. Silly, perhaps. But, such is forum life.

Some things to look for. These are fairly universal traits of the troll alt, and typically happen within the first 100-150 posts:

  • They frequently mention their favorite subject: alts
  • They insult members whom they supposedly aren't familiar with
  • They accuse members of alt creation
  • They contribute to the threads of their parent and/or other alts
  • They exhibit noticeable excitement if they perceive someone agrees with them

These are less absolute:

  • They tend to (but not always) have or pretend to have conservative viewpoints
  • They tend to (but not always) use homophobic / racist slurs or screen names

These are somewhat rare:

  • They sometimes use part/whole of their target's screen name as their own
  • They sometimes admit that they're an alt

Always question, always investigate, and have fun. I invite seasoned members to add their observations re: GB troll alts. Cheers!
 
I just wonder the psychology behind creating alternative personalities to occupy for the sake of something like the the Lit General Board.
 
This needs to be a sticky.

Nice thing is that I don't have to talk about this anymore. If I feel like pointing out someone I think is a troll alt, I'll just post a link to this thread.
 
you're very off in how to id a troll.

most of them are old school lit girls who have some sort of grudge against the other and/or an uncaring world that leaves them sexless.
 
you're very off in how to id a troll.

most of them are old school lit girls who have some sort of grudge against the other and/or an uncaring world that leaves them sexless.

Fuck. No kidding. Or the ones that show up only in threads about drama but claim to be above it all.
 
I just wonder the psychology behind creating alternative personalities to occupy for the sake of something like the the Lit General Board.

There's a link that Luke posted earlier.

How can troll posts be recognised?

* No Imagination - Most are frighteningly obvious; sexist comments on nurses' groups, blasphemy on religious groups .. I kid you not.
* Pedantic in the Extreme - Many trolls' preparation is so thorough, that while they waste time, they appear so ludicrous from the start that they elicit sympathetic mail - the danger is that once the group takes sides, the damage is done.
* False Identity - Because they are cowards, trolls virtually never write over their own name, and often reveal their trolliness (and lack of imagination) in the chosen ID. As so many folk these days use false ID, this is not a strong indicator on its own!
* Crossposting - Any post that is crossposted to several groups should be viewed as suspicious, particularly if unrelated or of opposing perspective. Why would someone do that?
* Off-topic posting - Often genuine errors, but, if from an 'outsider' they deserve matter-of-fact response; if genuine, a brief apposite response is simply netiquette; if it's a troll post, you have denied it its reward.
* Repetition of a question or statement is either a troll - or a pedant; either way, treatment as a troll is effective.
* Missing The Point - Trolls rarely answer a direct question - they cannot, if asked to justify their twaddle - so they develop a fine line in missing the point.
* Thick or Sad - Trolls are usually sad, lonely folk, with few social skills; they rarely make what most people would consider intelligent conversation. However, they frequently have an obsession with their IQ and feel the need to tell everyone. This is so frequent, that it is diagnostic! Somewhere on the web there must be an Intelligence Test for Trolls - rigged to always say "above 150"
 
RoryN..I'm going to *chomp on your bait* :D

Cause you make me laugh so damn hard..

I have admitted from day one that I'm an Alt. I don't hide it.

I don't hate people per se and of course there are a few people who irritate me but read through my posts and tell me if you find anything sooo terribly horrible. Probably not. I'm not a stalker and have been known to be nice. My comments are really no worse than others that I see posted every day.

I still get PM's from regulars and for cybering (but it is a porn board after all right?)

If I am bitter towards you then it's because of all the times I told you how sexy you were and you just ignored me. :D
 
you're very off in how to id a troll.

most of them are old school lit girls who have some sort of grudge against the other and/or an uncaring world that leaves them sexless.

True.

It takes history to have energy for the animosity they show.
 
RoryN..I'm going to *chomp on your bait* :D

Cause you make me laugh so damn hard..

I have admitted from day one that I'm an Alt. I don't hide it.

I don't hate people per se and of course there are a few people who irritate me but read through my posts and tell me if you find anything sooo terribly horrible. Probably not. I'm not a stalker and have been known to be nice. My comments are really no worse than others that I see posted every day.

I still get PM's from regulars and for cybering (but it is a porn board after all right?)

If I am bitter towards you then it's because of all the times I told you how sexy you were and you just ignored me. :D

You forgot to mention that you are a guy. :D :D
 
you're very off in how to id a troll.

most of them are old school lit girls who have some sort of grudge against the other and/or an uncaring world that leaves them sexless.

And they fit most of the traits I described.

I tried to stay away from personalities, and focus on behaviors. Which, BTW, is the correct thing to do.
 
Hail the genuine...

An interesting thread Rory but being inadequate, you have again failed to cover one vital area… The professional, self confessed Troll who does not use an alt and takes pride in his annoying postings…

So, if any of you fuckers are researching me… don’t bother wasting your time…

If I get bored with my current name I do of course reserve the right to change it however, I can assure you that I will let you all know my new name as, I want all you fuckers to know that it’s me who is annoying you…
 
An interesting thread Rory but being inadequate, you have again failed to cover one vital area… The professional, self confessed Troll who does not use an alt and takes pride in his annoying postings…

So, if any of you fuckers are researching me… don’t bother wasting your time…

If I get bored with my current name I do of course reserve the right to change it however, I can assure you that I will let you all know my new name as, I want all you fuckers to know that it’s me who is annoying you…

How are overheads money taken directly from the competition?

Explain the Worker's Comp rules.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=616651
 
An interesting thread Rory but being inadequate, you have again failed to cover one vital area… The professional, self confessed Troll who does not use an alt and takes pride in his annoying postings…

So, if any of you fuckers are researching me… don’t bother wasting your time…

If I get bored with my current name I do of course reserve the right to change it however, I can assure you that I will let you all know my new name as, I want all you fuckers to know that it’s me who is annoying you…

Hey FAT PRICK,
Your customers are waiting. Get your ass to work.
 
An interesting thread Rory but being inadequate, you have again failed to cover one vital area… The professional, self confessed Troll who does not use an alt and takes pride in his annoying postings……

This thread isn't about them. Obviously.
 
This thread isn't about them. Obviously.

Ok, I see your point now... I think alts are fucking cowards, shallow people who can't use their original names to say whatever they need to say.

They are not worth researching and they give honest, genuine, hard working, God-fearing Trolls like me a bad name...
 
Ok, I see your point now... I think alts are fucking cowards, shallow people who can't use their original names to say whatever they need to say.

They are not worth researching and they give honest, genuine, hard working, God-fearing Trolls like me a bad name...

How are overheads money taken directly from the competition?

Explain the Worker's Comp rules.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=616651
 
Ok, I see your point now... I think alts are fucking cowards, shallow people who can't use their original names to say whatever they need to say.

They are not worth researching and they give honest, genuine, hard working, God-fearing Trolls like me a bad name...

What category do you fall in?

There are several types of Trolls, and each is discussed on in more depth later in this site. They are: The Bored's, The Liars, The Confrontationalists and The Controversials
 
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