Minkey Boodle
clit-o-rific
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- Oct 17, 2002
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I'm conjuring up a trollish alt as we speak.
Hold on to your butts.
Hold on to your butts.
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I'm conjuring up a trollish alt as we speak.
Hold on to your butts.
Some things to look for. These are fairly universal traits of the troll alt, and typically happen within the first 100-150 posts:
and have fun. I invite seasoned members to add their observations re: GB troll alts. Cheers!
- They frequently mention their favorite subject: alts
- They insult members whom they supposedly aren't familiar with
- They accuse members of alt creation
- They contribute to the threads of their parent and/or other alts
- They exhibit noticeable excitement if they perceive someone agrees with them
i'm feeling particularly blunt today.
you should take your bluntness today and post some porn. i miss all the yummy hotness that was your trademark...
Man on man. I need two bisexual lovers.
I guess the fact that I couldn't see most of the posts on this thread says something...
Heh. No kidding. I just noticed that as well.
At least we can see each other.
It's a bit like being in a room full of breasts and seeing another beautiful woman.

Harry Potter?
I guess the fact that I couldn't see most of the posts on this thread says something...
And they fit most of the traits I described.
I tried to stay away from personalities, and focus on behaviors. Which, BTW, is the correct thing to do.
RIGHT THERE is your problem, RoryBoy. You think you know what IS and IS NOT correct. It's your opinion, skinhead. NOT AN ABSOLUTE.
You are weak. You have failed again. Go now. Away from me before your tarnish my image.
Since the consensus is that I'm one of the most trolled members by alts - and also that I know how to get under their skin - I'd offer up some insight re: what I've learned about GB troll alts over the years I've been here. This, I think, is a good primer for the newbie who's happened upon the Literotica GB.
Alts are created by many members, but GB troll alts are created by a select few parents (a member who makes multiple alts) who are intent on spamming/flaming the forum because of a beef they have. Many times, a majority of members already have these troll alts on Ignore. That leaves you, uninitiated newbie, to fend for yourself. Don't worry, though - they can be annoying, but they're harmless.
GB troll alts OFTEN post in a similar style to their parent, and RARELY are able to fake the posting style of another member for an appreciable amount of time. If you are here long enough, spotting them becomes easier. Remember that most troll alts are made by only a small number of parents. Also, although post count has nothing to do with the "worthiness" of a GB member, troll alts usually have low post counts (under 1000), and are sometimes brought in and out of "retirement" - that is, long periods without posts.
But, most importantly, if you feel that you've spotted a troll alt, research them. That means searching and reading through some older posts of theirs. This is an invaluable way to get the "full story" as to what they're up to. Do not be swayed by their comments, or even by comments of folks like myself. But do keep in mind that, if you become involved with someone perceived by the majority to be a troll alt, you might be called to task AFA whether or not you looked into their background previously. Silly, perhaps. But, such is forum life.
Some things to look for. These are fairly universal traits of the troll alt, and typically happen within the first 100-150 posts:
- They frequently mention their favorite subject: alts
- They insult members whom they supposedly aren't familiar with
- They accuse members of alt creation
- They contribute to the threads of their parent and/or other alts
- They exhibit noticeable excitement if they perceive someone agrees with them
These are less absolute:
- They tend to (but not always) have or pretend to have conservative viewpoints
- They tend to (but not always) use homophobic / racist slurs or screen names
These are somewhat rare:
- They sometimes use part/whole of their target's screen name as their own
- They sometimes admit that they're an alt
Always question, always investigate, and have fun. I invite seasoned members to add their observations re: GB troll alts. Cheers!
Or you could just click ignore.