GB Christmas cards

[Bert Notorius]

To Glynndah,

Merry Christmas and a Catty New Year.

~bert

http://www.chrismadden.co.uk/christmas/cat-christmas-card.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

To Pointless,

Merry Christmas, screw off and die...

~bert

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/neary/jerksanta.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

To Batch,

Melting men's hearts across the Nation.
Merry Holidays.

~bert

http://rlv.zcache.com/funny_christmas_cards_melt_down-p137046967173809705qqld_400.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

To vetteman,

One can never have too many red sports cars.
Happy Holiday.

~bert

http://autoanything.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/merry-christmas-car.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

To busybody,

Hoping your wishes for a failed administration all come true.
Happy Ramadan.

~bert

http://piratenews.org/xmas2_dees.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

To shugahhhh,

I chopped down a tree for you. You'll need to decorate it.
Don't let it get too dry...very flammable.
(I'll send munchies)

Enjoy the Holidays.

~bert

http://marijuanaurinetest.com/images/marijuana_urine_test1.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

To image,

Happy Yule. Hey, a party's a party.
This nog's for you.

~bert

http://rlv.zcache.com/pagan_wreath_holiday_greeting_card-p137437599120481809qt1t_400.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

To gotsnowgotslush,

You know, you can talk to people, here.
They won't bite.
They might spit.
Happy Nor'easter.

~bert

http://rlv.zcache.com/ice_skater_female_girl_christmas_card_christmas-p137107538645292878qi0i_400.jpg

 

[Powertone]

I like the one to pointless...

 

[Bert Notorius]

To Luke_Atmydik,
(meastro)

Yo.
Yo, thanx alot fo yo No Gift, Uncle EboNEEEGER Scrooge...
Merry Dis Mass, and Bah HOME Bug to you!
Yo.

~bert

http://www.bathroomwall.co.uk/store/images/medium/bw-gingercard-325x325.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

I like the one to pointless...

feel free to send him one of your own

 

[Shugahhhh]

Everything this gal could ask for.

Merry Christmas, Bert.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Everything this gal could ask for.

Merry Christmas, Bert.

Same to ya, sweet meat.

 

[Bert Notorius]

To thirty,

Personally I don't get the twangy music but...
I hope Dun Che Lao Ren brings you something
socially acceptable to the state.

~bert

http://everydaymusic.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/chinese-christmas-cards-2.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

crap. i'm out of stamps.

 

[Raidho]

Cute!

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

To all the pervs out there that need a better hiding place for 'toys'


http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m45/chinacat_01/FunnyChristmasSnowman.jpg



Happy Holidays

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

An emusic-card to Bert-

As generous as Santa Claus.
As cool as a rock n' roll snow man.
(warning: sentimental inside)

La Belle & Le Clochard - La Chanson De Noël

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyZb9uU4pUU

 

[glynndah]

To Glynndah,

Merry Christmas and a Catty New Year.

~bert

http://www.chrismadden.co.uk/christmas/cat-christmas-card.jpg

Thank you, sweetie.

Your card is waiting at your email address.

 

[Bert Notorius]

To Nipples McGee,

Nipples is the gift that keeps on giving.
Merry Christmas.
Now fuck off.

~bert

http://www.valmg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/curiousgeorgeaverymonkeychristmas-dvdcover.jpg

 

[Batch]

To Batch,

Melting men's hearts across the Nation.
Merry Holidays.

~bert

http://rlv.zcache.com/funny_christmas_cards_melt_down-p137046967173809705qqld_400.jpg

Sweet. Though no one really melts.

 

[Bert Notorius]

To flat5ive,

Christmas is a major holiday.
Chanukah is a minor holiday with the same theme as most Jewish holidays.
They tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat.

Ah Freilichen Chanukah.

~bert

http://www.mbpalaver.com/.a/6a00d8341c03ee53ef0105367974d3970b-800wi

 

[Bert Notorius]

To Ishmael,

Cheer up.
Miracles happen.

~bert

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xQBCml7iMkA/SJjE8C3kLMI/AAAAAAAABnI/Rlwm7CwlG94/s400/angrypenguinsmall.png

 

[Bert Notorius]

To dolf,

A finer peacock Lit does not have.
Happy Boxing Day.

~bert

http://www.teara.govt.nz/files/e2206atl.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

To TurdFergeson,

Ah. Turd. We've had some good fights.
I would still buy you a beer anytime.

~bert

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